康元五年，百花会。
zhongjiaqiju，bengaishizuihaodexiangqindahui。zhishi——
“huangshangbuhaole，zhenbeiwangbeisuxiangjiadaxiaojielaxiashui，liangrenzaishuixiaxujiu，doumeinengchulai，womenderenpaiquzhaole，meijiandaoren！”
huangdishouzhongchabeiyizhan，salejidi，tagubudelongpaozhanshui，mengdiyizhan，“jiapairenshou，kuaiquzhao！！”
水下。
nvrenyizhengyan，jiubeiputiangaididezhixigantunmei，congmeizaishuixiazhengyandetadeshuangmubeicideshengteng，suxuquegubudebiede，zhuizheyizhangzuizhijieqinleguoqu！
氧气，她要氧气……
neizhangzuiduoshanbuji，beihuluantunleliangkouqixi，zheicairangliangrendounengzaishuixiahewendengzhe。
guyunlangzhenzhenshiyaobeiqisile！
zheiren，lazhetaxiashuibushuo，haixiangbiesita？
tayijiaodengkaiyanqianren，fenlixiangyaoxiangshangyouqu，sheizhi，neishoujingranyouzhuazhuleta！
bishi，suxuzhenshiquanpingbennenglazhetade。
苏絮懵了。
haohaodezuogerenwushageren，zenmeyizhengyanzijidaolegudailai？
tazhijidesiqianputiangaididehong，tangtangguwushijiazuinianqingdejiazhu，jiuzheimebeishijigerentouxi，ensizaishuizhong，daorujin，yibianbeijiyibuduanzhuangji，yibianyoushoujiaomalidezhuaizheshouxinlideyishang……
“刺啦！”
锦袍破了。
suxutaitou，taijiaodengshui，mianqianghenanrenzhandaotongyigepingmian，taquerenwukeren，zhijiechushou！
“huala！”shuishengbansuizhedaodashenshangdediyixiagongji，rangsuxuyunyunhuhudenaodaizhongyuqingxingguolai，tafeikuaidehuiji，roumeidejiaoquzuochuleyigegeyoulidongzuo！
zhongyu，yanliqingchule，tadingzheyanqianren，shale。
他好好看！
meixiangdao，zijichuanyuedaohuachishenshang，jingranhainengyouzheizhongfuli？
而顾云朗也是懵。
bushishuosuxiangdezhangnv，chulehuachiyiwushichume？keshizheiguozhaodeshouduan，yangyangzhaozhao，doushijuemiao！
ruoshishijiheshi，tazhenxianghetarenzhenguoliangzhao！
可惜……
guyunlangzhaodaojihui，jiubuzaiyouyu，zhijiezaitayizhanggongguolaideshihou，jingzhijieli，tiaodaoshuimianshang。
suihou，suxuyeyouyangxueyang，zongshenyouguoqu，jiangtagangmaochuqudenaodaihenhenzhuaxialai，caizhetadejian，huanhuanluodaodimian。
随后就傻了眼。
anbianjishigerenmudengkoudaidekanzheta，nvrenhunshenshilulude，aotuyouzhideshencaizhanluwuyi，zaizheigeshidai，wuyiyushichishen**！
dadalielierusuxuyeshilaolianyihong，yanchunqingke，shuangshouhuanbaoziji。
zenmede，tachuanyuedehaodaiyeshigexiangfudinv，suirandiebutengyemeigeniang，xiaoniangshigexinjinv，keshiyebuzhiyuliangetieshenyahuandoumeiyouba？
都没人管管她？
suxubuduanmonianzhe，zheibushiwo，zheishijingchengxiaobing，zheibushiwo，zheishiyigeruozhihuachi……
ranhou，tajuewangdexiangdao。
ziji，xianzaijiushizheige，mingmantianxia，zhizhuimeinan，weilejiajidangchaohuangdidewangshu，zhilanyushuguyunlang，erlazhetayiqitiaohudechundan！
“huala——”nanrensuihoushangan，zhengzhenghaodangzaitadeqianmian。
tahuitou，zhoumei，xiangdaogangcaizheinvrenjingranhainenghetaguoliangzhao，yishiduolemomingdeqingxu。
jirantanengda，jiuliuzheba。
rihouhainenggongzijilianxi。
jieguoxiashudiguolaidepifeng，suiyizadaotalianshang，liangrenchaleyuemosanshigongfen，zheiyixiakeshijiangrenzhegaideyanyanshishi！
suihou，tadimou，kaikou，“guniang，biexiangle，nijiusuantouhuaisongbao，benwangyekanbushangni。”
suxuzhengzhaleliangxiacaijiangpifengchexialai，lianmanggaihaoziji，tayebuganqiqiuyuanliang，kelianbabadezhangkou，“wangye，zheizhenbuguaiwo，wobushiguyide，budui，zheishiqingjiubushiwodecuo！”
tadehuarangnanrenchenggongjiangtakanchengleshazi。
chajuedaotaxianqidemuguang，nvrenzhenshiyaoqisile。
keshitadehuayemeishuocuo，cishi，queshibuguaiziji。
ruobushiyuanzhudexiaoniangheshumeibuduancuohe，yebuzhiyunongdetatangtangxiangfudinvweileyigenanrenzheimezuoyao！
“e，hehe。”guyunlangtaijiaojiuzou，dabuliuxing，shenpazijideguanghuixingxianghuile。
实际上……
“wangye，wangye，ninbiezou，womenjiadaxiaojiebeinindairushuizhongyifanxinong，nandaoninjiuzheimezoule，bukenfuze？”
renqunzhizhong，nvrendeshengyinkengqiangyouli！
suxuzhouranzhuantou，kanzheneigedabanqinglidexiaobailian，henhenmoya，youshita，xiangfuxiaoqielishi，jiangdinvjiaoyangchengfeiwuhuachideneigezuikuihuoshou！
皇帝沉着脸走过来。
tapangbiandedataijianhushaolianmangkaikou，“lixiaoniang，nindaoyebubiruci，womenwangyeziranhuijininjiaxiaojieyigejiaodaide。”
suxianggengshijichibailiandewuzhejiaoqidezui，xinglituihou，yiyandoumeiyouduokantadezhangnv。
丢大发了！
hushaozizhizijiazhuzidexinsi，zhuanxiangsuxu，yizhengyanci，“suxiaojie，ninjiangwangyetuirushuizhong，yiyuruhe？”
suxumeishuohua，zhuanyankanhuangdi，huangdizhengduizheguyunlangqingshengxiyu，yijuju“huangshuninhaihao？”“huangshudoushizhenmeicaochihao……”。
讨好至极！
yeshi，jiangshandoukaoyigeguyunlang，meitahuangdizuobuwenweizhi，youta，huangdide**gengshiruhuoshangzhikao。
自然态度莫名。
suxubuzhisuocuo，taturanyidun，meigui，xigaiziranchuiluo，chulezhanzaitashenbiandeguyunlang，quandoumeifaxiantazheishiguizhehaishidunzhe。
xuezhetashangbeizikanguodeliangbugongdoujulidehuashu，sesefadou，“chennvbugan！chennvanzilianmuwangyebujia，xiangyuwangyekaojinbujia，kejinrishichunshuwuxian！
“chennvbuguokaojinwangyeliangbu，gelaoyuan，quebeirenyongshizizhileijizhongxigai，zheicailiandaiwangyewuguluoshui！”
“chennvzizhibupei，buganxianghewangyedeshi，fangcaiyehewangyedaoqianguole，haiqing，haiqingwangyeyuanliang。”
weishengjiaoqiao，xixiruanruande，yidiandoubuxiangcongqianneigehengxingbadaodewanku。
众人都傻了。
daodihaishihuangdishenhouderenfanyingdekuai，huanghoufeikuaikaikou，“zheikeshihuangjiayuanlin，nayourendanganzuozheishi？”
zheibujiushishuotahehuangdishirenbuqinganpaiderenbuhao？
“feiye！wangyezhengzhanduonianweiguoxiaolizhaozhibushaochoujia，zheixiechoujiachouzhunshijizhidaoanshabulewangyejiuxiangrutamingyu，shunbianzaizanghuangshangheniangniangrangnimenzijiarenlixin，hainengrangyiguozhixiangdiudalerencongciyijuebuzhen，zhenzhenshiyizhaosanzhong，nanweineixiemanzicongmingyihui！”
tayiqikuawan，aiqiudekanxiangguyunlang。
wangyeai，wodouzheimeshuole，nihaodaijiwogemianziba……