第一章 从天而降的你

“啊…………”

噗通!

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cishizhengshisangengshifen,dawanshangde,turuqilaizheimeyixiazi,suoyourendouheleyitiao,laozhetengshenzhanqi,hedao:“guoqukankan,daodishifashengleshenme?”

yigejiadinglianmangxiangzhexiaohupaoleguoqu,zhijianyigerenzhengzaizhengzhazhexiangzhehubianyouleguolai。

“什么人?”

有人喝道。

“haiyongwenma?sangengbanyechuangruzanmenzhaizili,ziranbushicaokoujiushidaozeile,zhengjingrensheihuitoutouqianruzanmensunfu?”

院丁乙在一旁喝道。

zheigeshihou,yuanxiaoyijingconghulipachulaile。

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zhongjiandelaozhebaibaishou,wendao:“nianqingren,nidaodishiganshenmede?yeruwosunfu,yiyuhewei?”

yuanxiaoshuangshouhenhenyizheng,gebocongjiadingdeshoulituolechulai,langshengdao:“shenme,daozei?wobushidaozei,wonaishigongheguodejunren!yinweiyiwai,budebutiaoyaqiusheng,jieguoluoruleguifudezheigeshuichili。”

“放屁!”

yipangdejiadingnuhoudao:“haonigezeizi,sahuangdoubuhuisa,zheilishixiancheng,zheilishipingyuan,fangyuanshubailidoukanbudaoyigeshantou,nalilaidexuanya?haitemedetiaoyaqiusheng,chuncuifangpi!”

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额……

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“laorenjia,mofeinimenzaizheiliyanxi?ruguowodaraolenimenpaishehuozheyanxi,woxiangnimendaoqian……”

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yipangdejiadinggengshinubukee,qizhongdeyigejiadingchaoqiyigengunzixiangzheyuanxiaodexigaiwanzalai,hedao:“**!laoyenaishidangniantangtangdedishi,bingbushangshu!nijingrannagexizilaiwuruwomenlaoye,kanda!”

我擦!

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咔嚓!

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啊!

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“baohulaoye,xiaojie!”

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shenxingzhuandongjian,quanjiaoqifei,huayuanlibuduanchuanchucanjiaozhisheng。

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