第3章

“jiushuowosilan,mangzhe‘yugurenduihua’,‘weiwangshengjijuexue’,fenshenfashu。tadehaoyi,woxinlingle。”

zheifanhuashuodejitaigaolezishengediao,youweiwanquejiandingdihuaqinglejiexian。danmulimoyudefensiyipianaihao,ersilanzijidefensizechedifeiteng:

【aaa!lanlanhaoshuai!‘weiwangshengjijuexue’!zheigeju!shunjiangaodashangle!】

【wuwuwu,beilanlandeshimingganjizhongle!fennizhenshifenduile!neixiehualihushaodecosnayouxiufugujiyouyiyi!】

【lanlan:cosplay?neishilingwaidejiaqian(huadiao)neishilingwaidejingjie!wosimourenzhigaowenhuachuancheng(chayao)!】

【suiranhenxiangkanlanlancos,dangengaitazhuanzhugaoshiyedeyangzi!laozuzongdeshouyibunengdiu!lanlanchongya!】

【limaojujuesuoyouren,zhichongwomen!shuangbiaodemingmuzhangdan!aileaile!(fengkuangbixin)】

silankanzhedanmulifensimenyibiandaodezhichihegengxiongyongde“caihongpi”,yandidexiaoyizhongyuluodaoleshichu,nuanrongrongde。tashentifangsongdikaohuiyibei,zhijianzaizhuomianshangqingqingqiaoleqiao,xiangzaianfuyiqunzaodongdexiaodongwu。

“haolehaole,zhidaonimenzuitiexin。”tatuozhanglediaozi,daizhedianyonglandechongni,“jiranzheimeguai……”tamuguangliuzhuan,saoguogongzuotaijiaoluoyigejuanqilaide、yansejiqichenyugujiudejuanbujuanzhou,neidongxigangcaiyizhibeitashentidangzhe,cikecailuchuyijiao。“neijiuzaichongnimenyidian。kan,zheishishenme?”

taxiaoxinyiyidijiangneijuanbujuanzhouzaijingtouqianhuanhuanzhankai。juanseshenhe,bumananchendewuziheshuihen,bianyuanposuibukan。shangmianyongjiguzhuodemojishuxiezhewenzi,dabufenyimohunanbian,zhiyoulingxingdejigezijiegouyixikebian,touzheyigunanyiyanyudechenzhongyubeichuanggan。

danmushunjianbeiwenhaohejingtanhaoshuaping:

【???xindetiaozhan?zheikanqilaibigangcaineizhanggongwenyehaicanliea!】

【zheijuan……ganjueyipengjiuyaohuachenghuile!shangmiandezi……wanquankanbudong,danganjuehaogulaohaobeishang……】

【lanlankuaishuo!zheishishenmebaobei?!jisiwole!】

silandeshouzhixuanzaijuanmianshangfang,gezheyiduananquandejuli,xuxumiaohuizheneixiecanpodeziji,yanshenbiandeshensuiyouyuan,fangfochuantouleshiguangdechenai。

“《shijing》。”takaikou,shengyinbuzijuediyadilejifen,daizheyizhongchendiandiandezhigan,“qinfeng,《jianjia》。nimenxianzaikandaodetongxingben,shijingguohoushiwushuzhenglixiaokande。erwoshouzhongzheipiancanjuan……”tadunledun,zhijianqingqingdianxiangyigemianqiangnengkanchu“shui”zipanghe“zhui”zididemohen,“jikeneng,shigengjiejinyuantou、daizhexianqinguyunde……canxiang。”

【shijing!jianjia!zaishuiyifangneige?!】

【xianqinguyun?!tiana!zheideshishenmejibiedewenwu?!】

【lanlannicongnagegumu……abushi,nageguzhiduilibaochulaide?!(sesefadou)】

【shangmiandezi……wanquanrenbuchulai!danganjuehaoshensheng!jipigedaqilaile!】

“xiufuta,jiangshiyichangmanzhangerjiannandebashe。”silandemuguangsaoguoneixiecuiruodeduanliehenhewangudewuzi,yuqipingjingquetouzheburongzhiyidejuexin,“huoxuyaoshuyue,shenzhigengjiu。meiyibudourulvbobing。”tataiqiyan,kanxiangjingtou,neishuangpiaoliangdetaohuayanli,ciketiaodongzheyizhongqiyideguangmang,hunhezheduigulaowenzidechimi、xiufuzhedeshenzhong,yijiyisi……jinhuhaiziqidexingfen。

“buguo,zaizhenzhengdongshou‘yizhi’tazhiqian……”tahuafengyizhuan,chunjiaogouqiyigekancheng“yaonie”dehudu,yanshenliangdejingren,“wokeyixiandainimen,tingtingtazuichudeshengyin。”

taqingleqingsangzi,shentizuodebizhi。meiyoubanzou,meiyouhuatongtexiao。zhibojianlishunjiananjingxialai,zhishengxiakongdiaodichendesongfengshenghetaqingqiandehuxi。

xiayimiao,yizhongcongweizaizhibozhongchuxianguode、qiyidesangyinliutangchulai。

neishengyinfangfolaizijiqiyouyuandedifang,dichenerfuyoucixing,queyoudaizhejinshixiangjibandeqingyuezhidi。meiyigeziyindeqichengzhuanhedoujiongyiyuxiandaideputonghua,daizheqitede、duancuyouliderusheng,yudiaogupocangliang,qifudiedang,yunhanzheyizhongnanyiyanyudeyunlvganhechuantouli,fangfonengzhijiekoujizailinghunshenchu。

“jianjiacangcang——”tayindao,shengyinyouzhang,daizhechuqiuqingchenshuiwudeliangyi。

“bailuweishuang——”zhuanzhechudaizhelushuiningjiedeweizhan。

“suoweiyiren——”shengdiaodouranbagao,chongmanzhuixundekewangyumimang。

“zaishuiyifang——”weiyintuozhang,chenluo,rushizhuishentan,yuyundaizhewujindechangwangyushikongdezuge。

duanduansiju,shiliugezi。meiyouhualidejiqiao,zhiyouzuibenzhen、zuigupodeyunlv,heneisangyinbenshenwuyulunbidechuantouliyuganranli。

zhibojianxianruleyipiansiji。

弹幕消失了。

fangfolianshijiandouningguleshumiao。

xiayimiao,haixiaobandedanmudaizheqiansuoweiyoudefengkuangqishi,chediyanmeilezhenggepingmu!wushutexiaoliwurutongzuishengdadeyanhua,zaipingmushanghongranzhakai!

【!!!!!!!!!!!!(shiquyuyan)】

【wotingdaoleshenme?!zheishiyuangudehuishengma?!toupifama!hunshenguodian!】

【aaaaaaa!erduohuaiyun!bu!shierduozhijieshengxianle!zheishengyin!zheiguyun!lanlannishichishenmezhangdade?!】

【jiuming!woyanleizijibiaochulaile!wanquanbushoukongzhi!mingmingtingbudongzi,danjiushijuedehaobeilianghaomei!】

【zheijiushixianqindeshengyinma?!zheijiushi《jianjia》zuichudeyangzima?!lanlannibushiren!nishicongshijinglizouchulaidejingguaiba?!】

【(dashangjianianhuax10)bieshuohua!yongliwuza!lanlanqiuni!zaichangyibian!luxialai!woyaodangchuanjiabaoxunhuanyiwanbian!】

【yinlexueyuandekuyunzaicesuo!zheifayin!zheiyunlvgan!huohuashia!qiulanlanchujiaocheng!(fengkuangketou)】

【douyinresouyudingle!bu!shiquanpingtairesou!‘gujixiufushiguyinyinchang《jianjia》’!zheibiaotijueduibao!】

silanyinchangwanbi,weiweibilebiyan,sihuhaichenjinzaineigulaodeyunlvzhizhong。jimiaozhonghou,tacaizhengkaiyan,kanxiangneibeiliwutexiaoheshikongdanmushuadejihukadundepingmu。