“hunzhang！nizenmegenzhenshuohuani？”
zhudilaolianyihei，dunshihedao。
zheilaoerjinridaodishishenmeyisi？
突然抽了什么疯？
shunzhetadexinyirangtaqunaoteng，hairangtajianguo，tahaiyifusileqindie……qinniangdemoyang？
zhugaoxuyanleyankoushuikoushui，youxiejibeifaliangdikanleyiyanzijizheigebianyilaozi，xinzhongbiequdaolejidian。
nanguailishishangdehanwangye，dandabaotiandiganduodizhengwei，yuanlaidoushibeizheigeqindiejikengde！
shibushizainierbianlaishangyiju:“aiya，nidageshenzigucha，yanchouzhehuobulejinianle，niyaojixunulia！”
这谁顶得住啊？！
jianguokengdiede，meijianguozheimekengerzidea！
lishishangdehanwangzhugaoxu，suanshibeiyongledijikengcanle！
haozaizhugaoxuyijingbushiyuanlaineigezhugaoxule，taxianzaishiyouxiudejinbuqingnian。
zhudirangzijijianguo，zheichashinengjiema？
我监你姥姥！
jianguoneishichujundetequan！
大明现在有储君吗？
不但有，还有两个！
太子朱高炽！
太孙朱瞻基！
nirangwojianguo，taiziyutaisunhuizenmexiang？
zheijianzhishibazijiwanghuokenglitui，wangjuelushangbia！
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yixiangdaoneibanqicandesifa，zhugaoxudunshijiudalegehanzhan。
“diea，yizhiyilaidoushidagejianguo，erzicongweijieshouguozhengwu，meiyoujingyana……”zhugaoxujideyanleidoukuailiuxialaile。
zhudijianzhuangsixiaofeixiaodidao:“meiyoujingyankeyixuema，laodatayebushishengxialaijiuhuichulizhengwu。”
我学你姥姥！
你个坑儿子的狗贼！
“bushiadie，dagejianguoqijian，chaozhengchulidedang，yizhimeiyourenhepilou，ninzheiyangzuoduidagebugongpinga！”
wanbanwunaizhixia，zhugaoxuzhinengzhuanhuansilu，shituyongwenqingganhuazheikengerzei。
然，并，卵。
butitaizidaohao，yititaizi，zhudixinzhongzheihuoqijiushanglaile。
“meiyoupilou？zhenqinzhengalutaidashenghaichao，xuezhanyinianzhijiudoumeichushi，meixiangdaozaizigeerjiamenkoubeirencisha！”
“waiyouqiangdi，neiyoupandang，haichadianlianleileni，nishuotaizizheiguoshizenmejiande？”
zhudidayanbucandibiandizhetaizizhugaochi，zhugaoxuzaiyipangtingdedoukuaixiaole。
啊对对对！
zuihounihaibushibahuangweichuanjilelaoda？
zheifuzuilian，lingrenfazhi！
buzhehenjiditoutouchaotashulegezhongzhi，zhugaoxuzheicaixiangmingbai，weihezhudiyaorangzijijianguo。
neiyoupandangzhishixiaoshi，neixiegejingnanyigu，chuleshibushitiaochulaiexinyixiazhudi，genbenjiufanbuqidalanglai。
waiyouqiangdi，caishizhudishouzoutaizijianguodaquandezhenzhengyuanyin。
zhugaoxuxianxiedoukuaiwangjile，zhudishigezhanzhengkuangrefenzi！
为什么会这样？
因为朱棣得位不正。
wuluntazenmecuangaishishu，wuluntaruhewenguoshifei，houshizisunyehuizhidao，tazhudishikaojingnanzhiyi，qianglezhizizhuyunwendehuangweidengji！
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suoyitamendoupoqiedixiangyaoxiangshirenzhengming，zijicaishitianmingsuogui，tongguozhuoyuedezhengji，weizijijiweiqudehefaxing，rangshirenrenke。
neime，duiyuyigediwangdepingjia，zuikanzhongdebiaozhun，bianshiwenzhiwugong！
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suoyizheijiuzaochengleyizhonghengangadejumian。
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zhudikendingzhunbeimingniankaichunbeifawala，youdanxintaizidaizheyizhongwenchenfandui，suoyijiezhecishayiandeyoutou，qiaodayixiataizi。
zhugaoxuxinzhongtanqi，zhudiqueshisixiaofeixiaodikanzheta。
qishizaizhudixinzhong，tagengpianaixiaoyongshanzhandelaoerzhugaoxu，duizouludouchuanqidedapangzizhugaochibushihenxihuan。
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zhishizheiyangyilai，zhudixinzhongnanmianduilaoeryouxiekuijiu。
suoyi，tacaijilezhugaoxuyicijianguodejihui，jiusuanshirangtatiyanyixiataizidediwei，zheiyangzhishaonengjianshaoyixiezijixinzhongdekuijiu。
erqie，tayexiangkankan，zheigelaoer，hainengnaotengchushenmeyaoezilai。
zhugaoxuguzuochensileliangjiu，zuizhonghaishiyingzhetoupiyaoyajujuedao:“diea，zheichashierzibunengjie。”
“weishenmebunengjie？”zhudinule。
zhugaoxukanzheta，chenshengdao:“ruoshierzijianguo，neirangdageruhezichu，rangdazhierruhezichu？”
lianggechujunbaizaineili，nirangyigewangyejianguo，neixiechaochenhuizenmexiang？
玩呢？
闹呢？
过家家啊？
qishizhugaoxuxinzhongqingchu，damingcaizhengjiushiyigelantanzi，sheijieshoudouyaoxiangfangshefadichouqian，jiejuezhudibeifadeliangxiangzizhongwenti。
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ruciyilai，chaotingcaizhengbujinzhangcaiqileguaile。
taizizhugaochinengkukuzhicheng，renyouzhudixiazhetengzheimejiu，yijingsuanshihenbucuole。
ruguohuanzuobierenjianzheigeguo，zhipazaojiubeizhudikanlenaodai。
zheigelantanzi，shazicaihuijieshou。
zhugaoxuqiangxingjichuleyigexiaorong，neizhangluosaihuzilian，xiemanlechouku。
“bushi，diea，nijiufangguoerziba！”
“erzizhenxiangquyunnanxiuyang……”
zhuditingdaotazheimeshuo，dianlediantou，sixiaofeixiaodidadao:“wu……nishixiangquyunnanzhaobingmaima，zaixueyixuenilaoziwo，qibingzaonilaozidefan？”
朱高煦:“！！！”
麻了！
彻底麻了！
直接威胁上了！
zheilaobidengjiushixiangzhaganziji！
“zheigeguonijianyedejian，bujianyedejian，youbudenibutongyi，laozihaizhibulenile？”
“ruguonijianguoyouchengxiao，zhuichadaolejianwendexialuo，dieziranhuijiniyingyoudejiashang！”
骗，你接着骗！
zhugaoxushengwukeliandizuozaidishang，wangzheshuqidezhongzhizhengzhengchushen。
坑儿贼，朱老四！