中午！
“fangfanle，fangfanle！”
yuzujiangfanpentongguofengxidilejinlai，chenyongxianqutiaolexiehaode，feigetamencaiganguoqu。
yinweiyouyigewanbeirengdaoniaopenlile，youyigehunhunzhinengyongshouzaipenlimianbazhechi，meichiyikoudouhenhendekanchenyongyiyan。
chenyongcaigubushangtani，anzhongpieleqiangjiaodeneiqiufanyiyan，xinsiweidong。
yuanzhuzhiqianbeishaleyici，youkenengjiushineikansirouruodexiaozidongdeshou，zhuangshenmesuana！
tafajuezijimeisi，jueduihuixiangshanghuibaohuozheercidongshou。
weiyidebanfa，jiushixianjiangyuzudoujishoumai，jiangtamenbianchengzijideren。
可该怎么办呢？
zheishi，yixiaogeziyuzukaozaiqiangshangshuodao：“zuijindeshiqingdoutingshuolema？”
“shijiwanrenjizhongzaihuaian，weiguogongyebaicihuangdiqianqubeipingzuozhen，zongdujunshi。”
“kanlaishiyaohe**dadayichangle！”
“ai~laoliu，nibujiushicongzhanchangshangxialaidema？shuoshuo，**lihaima？”
tamenshuodelaoliulansandeyizaiqiangshang，lianshangyouyidaoshangba，meimuzhongyouyigushaqi，tingdaowentizhishiqieleyisheng：
“lihaigepi，laozidangnianconggubeikoushachuqu，linzheyibadaoyoucongdatongshalehuilai，shenshangdoubeixueranhongle，mashangdinglingdanglangguazhejishikenaodai！”
“yemeijiantamenbawozenmeyang！”
“nijiuchuiba，haijishikenaodai！”
“niyaozhenzheimeniubi，dangnianxuanjunhudeshihouzhiyurangnituichulaidanggeyuzu？”
“woneishi...gungungun！”
zheijuhuasihuchupengdaolelaoliudenilin，tashunjianmadao。
“hahaha，nikan，jile。”
yuzupingchanghefanrenyikuaidaizaizheijianbuleduoshaoguangdedifang，tamenweierdekuailejiushidaqubierenhezhemofanren。
“tingshuoguangdongneibianfadashuile，nimenzhidaoma？”
“jiulianguangzhouchengdoubeipaole，zaiminkeshibushao。”
“guangzhouzhifuzhanzhanjingjing，yimianjiaguchengqiang，yimianzaichengwaifangzhou，shengpachengqiangbeipaolan，efengdezaiminzhijiejinchenghongqiang。”
“huangshangyilianlewangguangzhoufanglejigeguan，haijiangqianrencanzhengdenaodaijikanle。”
“wogujia，zheicidesibushaoren！”
yirenlianyongyuantieqingzhe，pifujiaohei，yanwoshenxian，bikongchaoqian，jiuheheimianshenyiyang，shuodao：“nijiubieshuozheituokuzifangpideshile，guangdongsizaiduorenhewomenyoushenmeguanxi！”
“meiyuejiuneimejidiaoqian，gedianroudoubugou。”
“jiuyinweizheige，tiantianyidianjingdoutibuqilai。”
“hahaha！”xiaogezidaqushuodao：“woketingjiannizuoerbeixifucongchuangshangchuaixialaile。”
“yeshiyinweichibudaorou？zhilengbuqilai？”
daobalianlaoliushuodao：“taxifujiaodeshengyinjiuheshazhuyiyang，yaowowoyetibuqijinglai！”
“哈哈哈！”
heimianshenzhijiejilexiaogeziyibazhang：“fangpi！”
“laozizaiqiangyebiniqiang。”
“zainixifumianqianliangepidoubuganfang，hetemesichuanrenyiyang。”
“耙耳朵啊！”
“哈哈哈哈！”
suoyouyuzudangjihahadaxiao。
chenyongtingdaozheili，youkanleyiyanfeige，turankaikoushuodao：“nimenxiangzhengqianma？”
“挣钱？”
sangeyuzutingdaohouzhouranyileng，heimianshenchaodaoerqi，baozaozhezhishibierenshuodao：“jianglaomenjiwodakai！”
“qiufan？jingganchazui？”
“kanlaishishihourangnizhidaozhidaozheilimiandeguijule！”
chenyongwendao：“buxiangtingtingwodasuanshuoshenmema？”
tachongjinlaofangjiangdaozhijiejiazaichenyongbozishang：“nikeyishuo，jiarushuobuchushenmedongxilai。”
“bieyiweishigeguanjiunengzenmeyang！”
“你是个囚犯。”
“死了也没什么。”
“daoshihoujiushuoniweizuizishayounengzenyang？”
“xingbudalaolimiantiantiandoufashengzheizhongshiqing！”
pangbiandefeigekandaozheiliyijinglengzhule，neiheimianshenxinhenshoula，tawanwanmeixiangdaochenyongjingrangankaikou。
勇者啊！
不，是找死！
“zhujiangfaledashui，yanxiandezaiminzhiyoulianggefangxiangtaohuang。”
“qiyishiqianwangguangzhoucheng，qierjiushitongguomeilinggudaobeishangjiangxi，gannantudiguangkuo，jinnianshouchengyebucuo。”
“neimeduodezaimintongguomeiling，wojideneilihaiyouluocaodezeikou，meilinggudaoyidinghuidusi。”
heimianshenshuodao：“zheihezhengqianyoushenmeguanxi？”
“shijiwandajunhuijuzaihuaian，damingchaodetieqizhuyaojiushifoshantie，jiarumeilingbeidusi，foshantiehaizenmelaini？”
“kaohaiyunma？xianzaijifengdefangxiangkebudui！”
“yingtiandefoshanshangrenkendingyijingkuaijisile。”
“tamenkaozheguanxijiexiajunduidedadanzi，ruoshiwanbuchengdanwulebeifa，youduoshaogenaodaidoubugoukande！”
daobalianlaoliushuodao：“kexiao，zhengnanjiangjunzhuliangzuzaiguangdongyousanwanbingma，jiusuanmeilinggudaoduletayehenkuaijiunengdatong。”
“yixiemaozeieryi，nengzaochengshenmemafan？”
chenyongkanleyanbozipangbiandedao：“guangdongzhihuo，zaineibuzaiwai。”
“dangnianhezhenlvquanshengtoujiangdaming，huangshangweilexueruotadeshilijiangrendiaozou，keguangdongshunjianjiuluanle。”
“meiyoubanfa，huangshangzhinengjiangtadiaolehuiqu，guangdongyouanjinglexialai。”
“hezhendeshiliyijingweidabudiao，guangdonghaifuzezhengguangxideliangcao。”
“fazheimedadeshui，zhuliangzubixulvjunzhenshedangdishili，jueduibuganlikaiguangzhoucheng！”
“meilinggudaoyidinghuiduhenzhangshijian！”
heimianshenweiweizhoumei：“nishineigehubudeguan？”
“对！”
“nideyisishi，foshanshangrendoukuaijifengle，yidinghuizaishimianshangdasishougoutieqi，suoyitiedejiagehuitigao，duima？”
“对！”
“hahaha！”heimianshenxiaodao，jiangdaowangxiayalejicun：“hubudeguanyejiuzheishuiping？”
“nihaibiedangwomenbushishu。”
“foshanshangrenshiyinweishoubuxiatieerzheji，tadounongbudaonandaowomenjiunengnongdao？”
“meiyoutieshuozaiduoyouyoushenmeyong！”
chenyongkanleyanfeige：“tajiabujiushimaitiedema？”
heimianshen，xiaogezihelaoliu，zheisangeyuzutongshilengzhule，muguanghuanhuanyidong，manmanfangzailefeigeshenshang。
feigejiuhaoxiangbeishenmehongshuimengshoudingzheyiyang，turanhunshendalegeduosuo！
“bie...bieguolai！”