yizhidaojinlebieshushangleerlou，wodexintiaohaishihenkuai。
xiaoshenggongzuohenmang，changchangwanshanghuijialehaiyaoqushufangjiabanchuligongzuo。
wokanzhetazoujinshufangdebeiying，xiangdaojintiantingpengyoushuojiangbaiouhuilaideshiqing，shenhuxiyikouqi，hanzhulexiaosheng。
「zenme？」xiaoshengzhanzaishufangmenkouzhuantoukanwo。
「nizhongwudadianhuadeshihoushuoyoushenmeshiqingyaogenwojiang，zhenghao，woyeyoushiyaogennishuo。」
dagaijingleyousanmiaozhong，woshuo：「jiehunqianwotingshuonixinliyougexihuanlehenduonianderen，buguobuzhidaoweishenmezuihoumeiyouzaiyiqi。」
「……」
xiaoshengdelianseyoudianguaiyi，jifenjingya，haiyoujifenjinzhang。
「wozheigerenbiedeyoudianmeiyou，danshichengrenzhimeidedulianghaishiyoude。」wochongxiaoshengqiangyanhuanxiao：「jirannidexinshangrenhuilaile，xiaosheng，womenlihunba。」
huayinluoxia，yuanbenjiuanjingdebieshugengshijingdeluozhenkewen。
woganjuezijidedanaohaoxiangbeishenmedongxijidianleyixiaside，yanqianhuranchuxianleyipaidanmu。
【nvzhushaa，xiaodalaoxinlidebaiyueguangyizhishinia！】
【nvzhunitingtingzijishuodeshirenhuama？xiaodalaokanqilaidouyaosuidiaolewuwuwu……】
【jisiwole，nanzhujiubunengbazijideaiyishuochulaima？laopodouyaogennilihunlea！】
【xiaodalaozheigeshihoujiuyinggaiyingqidichongguolaibalaopobaoshangchuangquzuodaotayanshenhuansana！】
我懵了。
shenmeluanqibazaodezheishi？
dengwofanyingguolaideshihou，xiaoshengyijingjibuguolaibawobidaoleqiangbian。
「niganggangshuoshenme？」talianshangdebiaoqingchendeheren，wodunshihedebugandong。
「womencaijiehunsangeyuenijiuyaogenwolihun？wobutongyi！」zuihousigezixiaoshengshengyindouranbagao，wohedejianbangdouduosuole。
吼……吼什么嘛！
xiangdaoganggangneixiedanmu，wowanghousuolesuo，houbeitiezheqiangkaikou：「neinijintianzhongwudadianhuadeshihoushuowanshangyoushiqingyaogenwoshuo，nandaobushixianggenwoshuolihundeshima？」
「……」
xiaoshenglianshangdebiaoqingshengdongdiquanshileshenmejiaozuo『renzaiwuyudeshihouzhendehuixiao』。
molejimiaozhongtacaikaikou：「woshixiangwenni，guojitianyougejiuhui，niyaobuyaogenwoyiqiqu。」
「啊……啊？」
woyoudianmeng，tunlexiakoushuiyouwen：「nei……neijiangbaiouxiaojiejintianhuiguonizhidaoma？」
「tahuiguogenwoyoushenmeguanxi？」
xiaoshenghaokandemeitoucuqilai，shengyintingqilaiyoujifenweiqu：「tahuilainijiuyaogenwolihun，zenme，nixihuanta？」
wo：「……」zheigexiaohuahaoleng！
xiaoshenghaoxiangyoudianshengqile，tayiyanbufadiquleyushixizao，chulaizhihouyouyiyanbufaditangshangchuang，haibeiduizhewo。
wozhengxiangzheyaobuyaoshuodianshenmedeshihou，danaoyoubeidianleyixia，yanqianzaidukaishishanguoyipaiwuhuabamendedanmu。
【hahahahadalaozheishishengqile？】
【jiuming，zenmehuiyourenshengqidouzheimerangrenxiangxiaode！】
【nvzhubaobaohaibukuaiquqinqinnilaogong，tadebeiyingkanqilaihaoxiangyaosuidiaoleei。】
【xiaosi，nanzhubaitianhaizaibangongshilitoutoumomodikan《zhuiqidaquan》，wanshanghuilailaopojiugentatilihunle。】
啊？
xiaoshengzheimelengbingbingderentahuikanshenme《zhuiqidaquan》？quedingmeiyounongcuoma？
suoyi，taxinlidebaiyueguangbushijiangbaiou？
aiya，youdiankaixinshizenmehuishi！