chiwanlezaofan，wozaiketinglilumao。
bieshuliyanglezhixiaobaimao，wogangzhujinlaideshihouxiaojiahuohaihenpashengrenni，xianzaiyijinghenshulianditiaoshangwohuaililuchuxiaodudujiwomole。
xiaoshengchulileyigexiaoshidegongshi，xialoudeshihoutahenzirandizaiwoshenbianzuoxia，「mumu，tuihaisuanma？」
「……」
我有点尴尬。
yinweixiaoshengyiwenzheigewenti，wojiurenbuzhuzainaohailihuiyiqilaizuotianwanshangdeshiqing。
我为什么会腿酸？
haibushiyinweitawozhewodeyaoyizhiguli：「mumuzhenlihai，mumuhaobang……zailaiyicihaobuhao？」
bunengxiangle，yuexiangyuexiuchi！
xiaomaoyijingcongwohuailitiaoxiaqu，woyixiazhanleqilai，congcongmangmangdizhuanyihuati：「woquchufangkankan……」
ranerhaimeilaidejizoujiubeixiaoshengjizhuaizhuleshouwan。
tayanmoushensuihanzhexiaoyi：「jintianayifangjia，nixiangchishenme，womenchuquchi。」
tashuozhehua，shouyougezhequnziluozailewodetuishang，buqingbuzhongdirouanzhe。
sanyuezhongdetian，waimiannandemeiyouxiayu，yangguangtouguoluodichuangzhaojinwuli，wennuanderangrenchunchunyudong。
womenhuxiangduishizhe，liankongqidoubiandeaimeiqilai。
jiuzaixiaoshengditouqinguolaideshihou，neixieqiqiguaiguaidedanmuyouchuxianle。
【aaaahaotiana！qin，jiwowangsiliqin，bazuibaqinlan！】
【ai，zhiyouwoyigerenbuxihuannvzhuma？nvzhuyetaibushihaodaile，youzheimeshuaiqiduojindelaogong，zuihoujuranhaiyinweinanpeisanyanliangyudetiaobojiugenlaogonglihun。】
【zhanloushang，woyejuedenvzhuhoumianhenzuosi。】
【tingshuohoumiantingnvede，womenxiaodalaosuiranbeinveshennvexin，danshizhiyaonvzhuyuanyihuitou，tashizhongzhanzaiyuandidenghou。】
【wuwuwunvzhunibushihaodai！】
「……」
woxintiaohenkuai，yibanshiyinweibeixiaoshengqinde，lingyibanzeshiyinweiganggangdanmushangmiandeneixieneirong。
什么玩意儿？
哪儿来的男配？