第五章一脸死相
jinsangangyiqishen,xiangqixuhuaishuode,jijiurouhunxing,tayiyaoya,duiliguanshishuo:“xiongdianjingeermeikoufule,qieliujinizijigeerbale。”
liguanshixiaoxixidao:“za?xianneizhuerduobugouchi?zanxiandadayaji,mingergeliangquzuihonglouhedade!”
quzuihonglouhedade,jinsanrenbuzhuxinliyidong,zhuannianyixiang,neizuihongloudexiaojiemengedinggeerdeshuinen,kebiqixingminglai,jiushixiannvxiafan,neiyeshifuyun。
jinsanlianlianbaishou:“balebale,mingeranjiazhongyoujishi,anbianbale。”
liguanshilenglengyiheng,nilejinsanyiyan:“zanzendeqiaozhe,nizheixiaozi,shibushiyoushenmemanzhezan?”
jinsanyikouxiaqu,baimantoubujianleyiban,tayouhulaladeheleyikouqingcaidoufu,kanleliguanshiyiyan,kouchibuqingdeshuodao:“yemeishenmeshier,jiukouleyixiaozizaizhuangli,shuoanyinggaiyangsheng,anjuezhetashuodetingdui。”
liguanshimeitingdongyangshengshishayisi,quebuxiangchengrenzijiburujinsan,zhihahayixiao:“nidaoshiximing,keshiwoshuoxiongdi,nishibushibeishuanle?tashirangnichujiadangheshangba?hahaha!”
haizhenbieshuo,xuhuaijiaotade,haizhenshiheshangshenghuo。
jinsanhurandunzhukenmantoudedongzuo,kanxiangliguanshi,renzhenshuodao:“hai,nihaizhenbieshuo,neixiaoziqishijiuyizhangsui,yikaishianyeyiweitanalaozikaishuan,chadiandangchangxieleneixiaozidetui,houlainicaizenmezhe?”
liguanshibaganjinglewanlizuihouyikou,suikouwendao:“zenmezhe?”
jinsanliangyanshenzaizai:“anzuijindemaobing,jiulianyeniaodoujitashuozhunle!”
liguanshizhengdao:“zheimeshen?”
jinsandao:“jiuyouzheimeshen!”
liguanshichidao:“zheishishanghaidangzhenyoubushilangzhong,quebilangzhonglihaideren?”
tabawanwangwuyanxiadeshitoushangzhongzhongyikou,qishenbeizheshouwangxuhuaineiwuzouqu:“zou,huihuitaqu!”
jinsanmashangyekoulewan,diandianerdegenshang。
xuhuaigangchilesonglaidefan,zhengpazaizhuozishangxiaoqi,tingdaoyourentuimen,taroulerouyanjing,mihukandejinmenderenbushijinsan。
liguanshishengdejingshou,quangugaosong,mianjiashenxian,zuichunshangfangyipiebazihu。
jinsangenzaihoutoujieshaoshuo:“zheishiliguanshi,tingshuonihuizhenbing,teyilaizhaonikankan。”
许淮一听,头大了。
tanalihuikanshenmebingyo!
zheijingshoudeyigeren,zongbunenghainagaoxueyalaitangsaiba?
jiantamianlounanse,liguanshiqinghengyishengshuo:“zenme?buhuikan?haishibugankan?”
suizhetashuohua,neimobazixiaohuyegenzheyiqiaoyiqiao。
xuhuaikanzhe,juedeshifenhaoxiao,chadianmeirenzhu,puchichusheng。
jinsantuiletayiba:“nikanshenmeni!kuaidianjiliguanshidamai!”
xuhuaiyanlekoutuomo,buyouzizhudekanxiangliguanshineiyinyangguaiqidelian。
suanle,ganyazishangjia,yingshangba!
zuotiancaijijinsanzhenchulaile,zongbunengxianzaishuobuhuile,zijidazijilian。
taxuezhezuotianjijinsandamaideyangzi,shouzhifangdaoliguanshishouwanshang。
youshizuotianjijinsandamaishihouneizhongganjue,xianshizhijianyima,jiezheyanqianxiangshifangdianyingyiyangchuxianyifuhuamian。
yizesifangfangjian,jinmenyizhangxiaoyuanzhuo,zhuoshangjiucaishangwen,yinyuekejianpiankeqiandebeizhanchouguangjiaocuodemoyang。
linchuangyizhangdiaohuahongweidebabuchuang,liangbianyiduicaiqixiaoji,yizeshixianglu,neiyouxiyanniaoniaopiaosanerchu,lingyizeshiqingsenongyandexijingkuokouping,neiyoujizhixianhezhengsheng。
shuangdiexihuadeyinzhen,qiuxiangsejinjudatiaorudebabuchuangshang,yinanliangnv,shensegeyi。
xikan,neinanrenzhizheleyitiaoliku,siyangbachadetangzainali,liansesihui,lianggenvrenxiangjianzailou,zhengkaozaiyiqi,miansejiju,huarongshise,sesefadou。
tadingjingxiangqukankanliguanshizenmeledeshihou,huran,duishangliguanshineishuangshanzhexiongguangdeyan。
liguanshiyouyoudao:“wokeyoushenmeyinji?”
“meiyoumeiyou,nijiankangdehen。”
xuhuaishouhuishou,chengranyixiao。
zuotianjijinsandamai,kanjianjinsan,jintianjiliguanshidamai,youkanjianliguanshi,tajuede,zheiyinggaibushiqiaohe,danyoubuqueding,neixiehuamianshishenmeyisi。
doushuochuanyueshi,naozihuishoudaomouxiewufaquedingdesunshang,nanbucheng,tadenaoziyehuaile,caikandaozheixiewufajieshidehuamian?
buhaoshuoa——xuhuaimeishuochuliguanshishenmesuoyiranlai,liguanshijiuzoule。
jinsanyegenzhelikai,xuhuaipaodaomenbian,duimenkouzhanzheshoumendexiaozishuo:“wohuibamai,yaobuyaowobangniyebabamai?”
neixiaozibailetayiyan,youhuiletou,qubainongyaojianheibudiziyicaixianxiuyishuangyuanhuayangdeliusuhebao,yagenerbulita。
tahuidamaideshiqing,zhiyoujinsanzhidao,xianzaiduolegegenbenbuxintadeliguanshi,taxianzaizheiyangshuo,shoumendexiaozizhijiebatadangzuoshenjingbingle。
xiaozibulita,tabianjiangshoucongmendonglichuanchuqu,zhunbeizhuatadejianbang,rangtaliyiliziji。
sheizhi,shougangyishenchuqu,neixiaozihuranhuitou,bupianbuyimodaoletadelian。
shua——youshineizhongsumagan。
yifufanhuarenaodejieshijingxiangchuxianzaitayanqian。
tajide,zheibianshisajinjie。
sajinjieshichenzhoudezhugandao,younanwangbei,guanchuanzhenggechenzhou。
chenzhoulijingshibuguoququerbaili,jielejingshidedongfeng,wanglaishangfan,zouzufanfu,fanwangjingshide,jieyaozaichenzhouluoshangyijiao。
zheichenzhoumianjibuda,quenengchengdeshangchujingshizhiwai,shixiazuirenaodedoushi。
takanjian,zheixiaozimailechuantanghuluzouzairenlairenwang,jiaomaixuanxiaodedajieshang,bianzoubianken。
taancun,zheijiahuozheimedarenle,haichitanghulua,yebupabierenxiaohua?
neixiaozimengdiwanghoudantiaochuqu,moleyibazijidelianhenshixianqi:“shouqinidezangzhuazi!zaiganpengwo,yaonihaokan!”
xuhuaibenyuezhishixiangshishi,jitadamaishibushiyenengkandaoyixieshenme,xianzaikeyikendingdeshi,buzhidamai——tazhiyaochumodaobierendepifujiunengkandaoguanyuneigerendehuamian。
zhishibunengqueren,kanjianneixieshishenmeshihoufashengde。
jiexialailiangtian,jinsandoumeilai,haozaiyourendingshidingdianjixuhuaisongchishi,tahewucaishentongzhuyiwu,baiwuliaolai,quewukenaihe。
zhidaodisantian,jinsancailai,qingxuhuaijitabamaifuzhen。
qiguaideshi,zheiyicichupeng,juranmeiyouneixiehuamianle。
xuhuaixinxiang,mofei,zhiyoudiyicichupengcainengkanjianneixie?
yihuoshi,yaodengguoduanshijian,cainengzaicikanjian?
yanxiatabeiguanzaizheili,shenmeyemeibanfaquzhengshi,taanxiang,zijiyexudexiangbanfa,xiancongzheigewuzizouchuqucaihao。
talixinggongshiwenjinsan:“ciwujiachakeyoumeitianzaihe?”
金三点头。
xuhuaiyouwen:“canshikeyianzhaowodeyaoqiuzaichi?”
jinsanyoudiantou,huangranxiangqishenmelai,huranlianseyibaishuo:“xinghaolaozianzhaonidehuabuchiroubuhejiu,buranlaozizhipayaotanshangrenmingguansile!”