第1章
dagai90niandaizuoyou，neishihouderenmin，fandouchibubao，zhengsuoweirenqiongzhiduan，jianjianjiuyourenbazhuyidadaolesirenshenshang。
yushiyizhongnengrangneixiepeizangzhenbaodouzhongjiantianridezhiyejiukaishichuxian，daoye。
wojiaoyuchuan，yeshigedaodoudedaoye，zaiyejieyesuandaxiaoyoudianmingqi，jianghurenchenghaozi。
weishazheimejiaowo，**zheiyixingyijingqibanianle，meicizhiyaoshiwojinqudemu，jiumeichuguoshi，danshiba，limiannachulaidedongxi，yedoushixiebuzhiqiandexiaowanyi，chongqiliangyezhinengweichigewenbao，erhaozizaimuxuezhong，neikeshixiangrui，zaijiashangwoshilibijiaohao，duiguangxianbijiaomingan，yilaierqu，zheimingtouyejiuqilaile。
话分两头。
zaizheiluanshizhizhong，daodouzheimenyingshengsuinengzanhuanwenbao。
keguigenjiedi，nengxuanzegandaoyezheiyixingdangde，yedaduoshishenghuosuopo，beibiwunaizhiju。
tangruoshoutouyouxiejixu，jiadihaisuanfuyu，xiangbirensheidougengyuanyipanxiajimuliangtian，qugeshichengdiandexifu，jiucianwenduri，danggexiaodizhu。
maozhecengchubuqiongdefengxian，chengtiangenzongzidouzhidouyong，shizaibushizhangjiuzhice。
那么，问题来了。
ruhecainengzaizheiluanshidangzhong，pingjiezheiyixingbandianjincundeshouyi，mougeyilaoyongyidebanfa？
答案其实很简单。
jiranyaodaodou，neijiudaogedadou！
jiranyaodaomu，neijiutiaogedamu！
yaoshizhennengyitangmaimaizhuantagepenmanboman，zicijinpenxishou，guoshangyoutianyouniuyouxifuderizi，qibukuaizai？
yuwoyouxiangjinxiangfadetongxingbuzaishaoshu。
qiaojiuqiaozai，jiuzaiqianbujiu，wodelianggetongxingpengyouyilianxinxidizhaoshangmenlai，shuotamenfaxianleyizuodamu，xiangyaoqingwoyiqijiaru，wosuiranyihuo，danzaitamendesongyongxia，haishiyaoyayingchenglexialai。
erzaifanshanyueling，bashelejinbangeyuezhijiuhou。
jiuzaijintian，wohewodeliangweihupenggouyou，zongsuanshizaixiangxidijie，xundaoleyisidechangsuoyuandexiwang......
bangwanshifen，xiyangxixia，zhihoumeiyouzaitianbianfangchuhuoshaoyunlai，fanerzhengpiantiankongdouqilechenmendeheiyun。shulinxiadecaocongli，caijifenzhong，jiuluxuyouzouchujitiaoshelai。zhenzhendaileshiqidelengfengchulai，dailezhenzhenshuyehechentu。
“yaoxiadayule！”laoyaojiangshouliluopanfangjinyaojiandebukoudaili。
takanlekanqianfangdeshanshi，zuilixiaoshengniantaoshenmezhurulongqihedimaizhileidehuayu。
laoyaoye，zheilaoyaoerzi，jishihunming，youmianqiangyenengsuanshibenming。
zuoweiwomensangeliweiyihaisuan‘zhuanye’，genzhengmiaohongdedaodoushijiazidi，taduimushigouzao，fengshuikanyuzhifazhizhishenxiang。
woshichangrenweitaneixiemenmendaodaodoushijiade，yinweizheilaojiahuonianhuaidehen，pingrilishijuhualibajudoubuzhediao，neisuoweidefengshuixiangshu，gujiyeduobanshihurendeguibaxi。
danbudebuchengrendeyidianshi，talaorenjiakaozhezheimenzuchuandeshouyi，dequecengfaxianguodaxiaobuyideshijizuodou，queyebuzhijiujingshizhuangdayunzhuangshangqude，haishidequeyouxiebenling。
youxiangsizhoukanlekan，laoyaoyeningzhongdebiaoqinghuranlveguojifenxise，jinjiezhe，tashuangshouyipai，xingfendezhuanguotoulai。
“meicuole，jiushizheili，zheiliangtianwomenhaohaozhao，kendingtaniangdenengfaxianyizuochaojidadou。”
songchaodeshihou，jianglingyouyihurenjia，jiazhongzhiyouyigeduziyulaomu。zheigeduzihoulaibingsile，jiazhongzhishengxianianmailaomu。haimeilaidejixiazangdeshihou，qihunpoturanchuxianzaijiazhong，zuozaizijideshitipangbian。youguizheanweiqilaomu，qudebinkedoukanjianlezheiyiguiyideshi。
ranhouzheiduzidehunpokaishizhihuibinkelaibuzhizijidehoushi，yiqiedoucongjian，shengqulexuduochubindeliucheng，zhiweilejieshengqiancai。
duziduitamuqinshuo：“jialibenlaijiupinqiong，woyoubingsi，yongyuanbunengzaishifengninjininyanglao，wochubinyouhebiduohuaqian？”
qiongren，duiyuchubinyumuzangziranjiushijiandanyujiesheng。keshiquangui，duishenhoushijiukandejiweizhongyao，youqishichuxianle“mingjie”zheiyangdeshuofahou，siyebeishiweilingwaiyizhongkaishi，erbushijieshu，suoyifanshiyoutiaojiandequangui，doujieliqujiangzijisihoudejusuo：mu。xiujiandefulitanghuang，tamenrenweizijisihou，hainengzailingwaiyigeshijiexiangshoudaopeizangdedongxi。
houlai，yizhongnengrangneixiepeizangzhenbaodouzhongjiantianridezhiyejiukaishichuxian，daoye。congxiangyudaomu，zaidaosanguoshicaocaodaomu，zheiyixingyebiandeyuelaiyuezhengshi。zuihouminjianyeyoushunkouliushuo：xiangyaofu，qudaomu。
congyikaishi，renmaizangxiaqu，zaidishangleituzuobiaozhi，fangbianyihoujibai。daohoulai，congquanguineili，fazhandaoyishanweimu，duituweifen。suoyi，fengshuiyoujiweizhongyao，youshiyigezhongyaodebiaozhi，zaidaoyeyanli，fengshuihaoshihezuofenmudedashanzhong，jiubiaoshidixiajiyoukenengshiyizuozhuangyouwushujinyindedamu！
tangruolaoyaoyedefengshuilongqizhifameiyoushuocuo，dangzhenrutasuoshuodeneiyanglingyan。
neixianrujin，womenjiaoxia。
xingxuzhengshizheiyangyizuonenglingwomensanrenfeihuangtengdadedamu！
suoweichaohongyu，wanhongqing，qingchentianshangyipiananhong，meixiangdaoyujingzaicikecaikaishiyunniang。
womeidenglaoyaoyejixuziyanziyu，feikuaishangqianpailepaitaganshoudeshenzi。
“woshuolaoyaoye，kuaibieluosuole，dangwuzhijishixianzhaoyichudifangbibiyu，buranmuhailaibujizhao，zanmenjiudexianrangyujilingetongtou！”
laoyaoyeduiwodaduanletadesilujiweibushuang，xinzhongdejidongqingxuyexilexiaoban。
“jiunishierzuiduo！nikankanmenhanshuohualeme？zhengtiantoujianshuahuajiushini，ruoshiwomenquyushangleshenmeshi，zuixianpaodejiushini！”
woyikanlaoyaozheishenbaner，wushiduosuiderenle，toufahuabai，shouruodeyangzijiageheilian，zenmekandoujuedexiangshigeyingyangbuliangdehouzi。zheimoyang，haiyouliangenwozheiershichutoudexiaohuoertanlichang，jianzhifeiyisuosi。
menhanbeilezuidadebeibaozouzaizuihou，zhongyuzaiqianmiankandaoyigeyanjia，pangbianhaiyouyigefeiqiledepocaopengzi，duobanshiyiqianzaizheililinshidajianlai，yongyiwanshangshouguayongde，kexi，zheipiandixianzaihuangfeiyijiu。
wojuedeyaoshishuicaopengdehuahaidexiubudingshangdepodong，jiujingzhiwangyanjiaxiaqu。
laoyaokanwozheiyanglanduo，qidezhilaxiabadehuzi，yaoshitanengzaizhuangnianshiqineihuier，shuobudingnengshanglaidawo。chongwohoudao：“haozinigehanbao，xiadayuniganwangyanjiaxiashui，taxialaihaibudehuomaileni！nengbunengzhangdiannaozi。”
zheiyangshuohuadangshiwojiubuleyile，liangsanbukuadaolaoyaoshenqian，guqiquanshenjiroulai，jiuzheiyangjingjingdedingzheta。wuxingbaoli，zuiweizhiming！