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linwansuozaizawujiandejiaoluoli,baojinlexigai。menwai,

fuqinlintianguoculudepaoxiaohemuqinwangmeijuanjianlidexunchizhongyujianjianyuanqu,

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shijiebeichedigejuezaiwai。heianzhong,zhiyouhuichenhemeijiuwupinhunhedechenmenqixibaoguozheta。

zheiyijingshizheigeyuedisancijiangtaguanjinbile。

yuanyinjiandandekexiao——wanfanshididilinxiaobaoguyidasuiletangwan,quewawadakuzhezhixiangta。

tashenzhimeilaidejibianjie,fuqindebazhangjiuyijingshanleguolai,

muqinzezaiyibianlengbingbingdibuchong:“jiuzhidaochibaifan,liandididouzhaogubuhao!gunquzawujianfansheng!

”yanleizaojiuliuganle,zhishengxiayizhongdunzhongdemamu,chendiandiandiyazaixintou。linwanbumingbai,

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yanleixiangyushuiyiyanghuanhuandeliuguotadelianjia,tazhinengwuzhezuiba,suozaizheigejiaoluomenshengdekuqi。

jiuzaitabalianshenshenmaijinbeiwan,shitutaobizheiyiqieshi,

yanqianhaowuzhengzhaodipiaoguojixingbantoumingdezi:【youlaileyoulaile,zheijiarenchulenvenvzhumeibiedexilema?

】【xueyashanglaile!qiwenle!】【genjutaolu,dengxiadidihuilaitoumiaochaoxiaota。

】【zuozhekuairangnvzhujuexinga!buranzhenkanbuxiaqule!】linwanmengditaiqitou,jingkongdizhengdayanjing。

heianzhong,neixiefaguangdezijigewaiqingxi,rutongpiaofuzaikongqizhongdeyouling。tayonglirouyan,

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jihushitongshi,menwaiguoranchuanlaixixisusudejiaobusheng,jiezheshixiaobaoyadiquemanshieyidetouxiao:“huogai!

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zhujianbianweiyizhongbinglengde、daizheyisihuangdandemingwu——taderensheng,

sihushiyichangbeiwushushuangyanjingweiguande“yanchu”。ertanei“kelian”defumu,

huoxushizheichangyanchulizui“jingye”deyanyuan。diertian,muqinwangmeijuanguoranyifanzuowandelengku,

manlian“youxinchongchong”dilaidaolinwanmianqian:“xiaowan,zuotianmamataizhejile,

xiashouzhongledian……nibiewangxinliqu。jintianwoquxuexiaojinisongdianchide,

shunbiangennimenbanzhurenliaoliaonizuijindexuexi。”danmushunjianpiaoguo:【huangshulangjijibainian!】【zhongdianlaile!

tayaoquzhaolaoshiwuxiannizaolian!shuonigenxuexiweiyuanbuqingbuchu!】【nvzhukuailuyin!

】linwandexinmengdiyichen。tadixiatou,yanquyandideqingxu,shuncongdi“ng”leyisheng。

chenzhezhuanshenfangshubaodeshunjian,tafeikuaidianxialejiushoujiwaitaokoudailideluyinjian。banzhurenbangongshili,

wangmeijuanbiaoyandeqingzhenyiqie:“laoshia,womenjiaxiaowanzuijinchengjixiahuadelihai,wozhenshichousile……ai,

benlaibuxiangshuode,danpatazoucuolu。tahaoxianghenimenbanneigexuexiweiyuanzoudetaijinle,

banyehaitoutoufaduanxin,wopatashizaolianlea……”banzhurenjingyadikanxianglinwan。linwanshenxiyikouqi,

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zhishiciketingqilaigewaicier。tapingjingdibuchong:“laoshi,zheishiwomuqinlaizhiqianzaijiaduiwoshuodehua。

wohexuexiweiyuanzhizaixuexixiaozutaolunshijiaoliu,zheishisuoyouxiaozuchengyuandoukeyizuozhengde。

zheishiwoshangciyuekaodechengjidan,nianjidishibaming,bishangcijinbulewuming。”bangongshilidekongqininggule。

wangmeijuanlianshangdebiaoqingshunjianjingcaifencheng,congcuoedaoganga,zuihouzhishengxiayisinanyiyanshidejinghuanghenaonu。

tadagaiconglaimeixiangguo,zheigeyixiangnilaishunshoudenver,jingranhuiliuxiazhengju。【shuang!diyibodalian!

】【mamayanjibenglehaha!】【nvzhugandepiaoliang!】danmuhuankuaidipiaoguo,

linwanquezhijuedexiongkouyipianbingliang。zhengshile,yiqiedouzhengshile。tasuojingshouguodeyiqietongku,

zhibuguoshidanmulikandeyichangnaojubale。conglaijiumeiyoushenmejiatingdeguanai,

youdezhishitazijikukudejianchi,anweiziji,suoweidefumuzhishiyishibanhuierdepianxinbale。

tadeyanshenzhujianbinglengleqilai。“xinga,jiranzheiyang,neijiudajiadoubiexianghaoguo。

”neibinglengdewenzixiangyibashoushudao,poukailefumuwenqingmaimaideweizhuang,

luchudixiazuicankudezhenxiang——tadetongku,zhishibierenyanzhongdeyichangxi。wangmeijuanlianseqingbaijiaojia,

zaibanzhurenleranyoulvedaiqianzedemuguangxia,jihushiluohuangertao,liandailaideneidaishuiguodouwanglena。

linwanpingjingdixianglaoshidaolexie,shouqishouji。zhijianchujineibinglengdejiqi,

quefangfowozhuleyisiweiruoquezhenshideliliang。zouchubangongshi,wuhoudeyangguangyouxieciyan。tashenxiyikouqi,

jiangneidaishuiguorengjinlelajitong。danmuhaizailingxingpiaoguo,taolunzhejiexialaideqingjie,caicezhefumudefanpu。

linwanbuzaigandaojingkong,fanershengchuyizhongbinglengdeshenshigan。zheixiedanmu,

shitakuipozheichang“yanchu”jubendeweiyichuangkou。takaishigengjiakeyidiliuyidanmu。tamenzaluanwuzhang,

youshishiqingxuhuadetucao,youshishi“guolairen”dejutou。linwanxianghaimianyiyangxishouzhexinxi,

bingfeikuaidizainaozhongshaixuan、zhenghe。tashenzhikaishizaixinlimomoguilei:naxieshichuncuideqingxufaxie,

keyihulve;naxieshikansihuangdanquekenengchengzhendeyujing,xuyaogaoduzhongshi。【jingtijingjizhicai!

xiayibukenengyaokekounishenghuofeile!】【wanshangchifanxiaoxin,nimakenenghuiguyizhaochashuaiwan。

】【nibahetatongshichuiniu,shuoniyihoukendingkaobushangdaxue,zaodianjiarensuanle。pei!

】zheixiesuipianhuadexinxi,pincouchufumuxiayibuxingdongdemohulunkuo。linwanbudongshengseditiqianzhunbei。

tabajinshengdeyidianlingqianzangdegengyinbi,chifanshijinliangjiangdicunzaigan,kuaisuchiwanlikaicanzhuo。

duiyufuqindebiandi,tazuoerjinyouerchu,zhizaixindilengxiao——danmugaosuta,tashangciyuekaodechengji,

qishizugoushangyisuohenhaodedaxue。zhenzhengdekaoyanhenkuailailin。danmuturankaishimijishuaping:【gaonengyujing!

babayaoduinijiangxuejinxiashoule!】【shuoshitinibaoguan,qishijiushinaquhejiuqingkechongmianzi!

】【wanshangchifandeshihoujiuhuiti!jineshixxxyuan!】【yaosishuoyijingjihuahaoyongtule!

maixuexiziliao!jiaobuxifei!qingdantiqianzhunbeihao!(meiyoujiubianxiangyidian)】linwandexinyijin。

neibiqianshitaaoyekuduhuanlaide,shitajihualigoumaizhongyaofuxiziliaohecunchuweilaiyingjideweiyiziben。

juebunengjiaochuqu。wanfanshi,qifenbiwangchanggengyayi。didilinxiaobaobawanqiaodedingdangxiang,

muqinwangmeijuanshibushiyongbinglengdeyanshenguatayixia。fuqinlintianguoqingleqingsangzi,guorankaikoule,

yuqishiyizhongkeyiyingzaode“ciai”:“xiaowana,tingshuonidelebijiangxuejin?bucuo,youchuxi。

buguonixianzainianjihaixiao,shenshangfangzheimeduoqianbuanquan,rongyiluanhua。jiaojibaba,wobangnicundaoyinxingli,

yihoujinidangdaxuexuefei。”huashuodeguanmiantanghuang,dantayandineiyishanerguodesuanji,

meinengtaoguolinwandeyanjing。huanzuoyiqiantakenengjiuhaixiangzhesuoweixujiadeqinqing,xiangxintadeguihuajiutongyile。

danmufeikuaigundong:【pidexuefei!mingtianjiuzhuojian!】【nvzhudingzhu!bieji!】【anjihuashuo!

】rujinkandaolezheigedanmu,taneixinzhishiheheyixiao。——linwanfangxiakuaizi,taiqitou,

lianshangnulijichuyisishuyuzheigenianlingdeguaiqiaohetante:“ba,xiexienin。

buguozheibiqianwoyijingjihuahaoyongtule。”tabaolejigejiaofushudemingzihejiage,

youshuolexiaxueqixuyaojiaonadejixiangfeiyong,shuzijiaqilaiganghaobijiangxuejinduochuyidian,tingqilaiheqingheli。

“……wohaichadianni,zhengxiangwenwenmanengbunengxianzhiyuanwoyixie。”tashishididixiatou,

xiandeyouxiebuhaoyisi。lintianguodemeitoulikezhouleqilai,xianranbumanyizheigedaan。wangmeijuanlikebangqiang,

shengyinjianli:“shenmeziliaofeiyaozheimeduoqian?nibadanzinalaiwokankan!qianxianjinibabaoguan,

maiziliaodeshihouzaiwenwomenyao!”linwanxindilengxiao,mianshangquegengxiandewuzhu,

shenzhidaishanglediankuqiang:“danzi……wofangzaixuexiaozhuodulile,mingtiannajininkanxingma?

qian……qianwoyijingcunleyibufenjinxiaoyuankale,chifanyaoyong,qubuchulaide……”tazaojiufangzhezheiyishou,

zhenzhenjiajiadehuachanzheshuo,bazijibaizaikansibeidongshizedusileduifangludeweizhishang。【jizhi!

xiaoyuankazheiliyouhao!】【hahahakanlaodiechibie!】【yanjiyoujinbu!】lintianguodelianchenlexialai,

danlinwandehuatingqilaihaowupozhan,tayishizhaobudaofazuodeliyou,zhinengzhongzhonghengleyisheng,

bajiubeidunzaizhuoshang:“heng!xiaoxiaonianji,xinsizheimeduo!chifan!”zheiyicixiaoxiaodeshengli,

yuanburuxuexiaoneicineibanxijuhua,queranglinwanganshoudaoyizhonggengtashidezhangkonggan。

takaishigengxitongdi“liyong”danmu。tamentishimuqinzangsifangqiandedifang,tabianqiaoqiaojixiafangwei,

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