zheibianxumiaoyundaizhehaizihuilai,huangyaoshidingzhefurenwendao:“haomei,nishibushiyoushenmeshimanzhewo?”
啊?什么事?
xumiaoyunyanshenduoshan,youxiexinxudekanzhezhangfu。
“hehe,wobushuo,budaibiaowobuzhidao!”
我……
xumiaoyungenghuangle,kanzhezhangfuyifuwoquanzhidaodeyanshen,takuxiaoyisheng,zhengliyixiasixu,zhunbeitanbaiyiqie。
ai,meixiangdaozheitianlaidezheimekuai,haizhunbeihuidaoyingtianfuzhihou,xuxutuzhini。
huangyaoshiburenhehufuren,xiaozheshuodao:“kanbanihede?buyongmanzhele,renwoyijingjianguole。”
人?什么人?
xumiaoyunjingyadekanzhezhangfu,buzhigaizenmejiecha,guanjianshizijimandeshiqingyoudianduo,tabuzhidaoshinajianshibaolule。
kanfurenzheibanxinxu,handouxialaile,huangyaoshibaileyiyan,xiaozhemaiyuandao:“dajiugelaile,niyebushuoyisheng,chadianrangwojidangchengqiuyidebingren。”
a?dajiuge?shenmedajiuge?nalilaidedajiuge?
mofeishiwoxiongzhangxuhuizulaile?zhei……bunengba?taizimeishuoya。
huangyaoshibaozhenverxiaoshengwendao:“ronger,nigendiedieshuoshihua,zheijitianyoumeiyoujianguoyigeqinqi?”
亲戚?
xiaorongercailiangsui,nalizhidaoshenmeshiqinqi?
“diedie,shenmeshiqinqiya?”
“e……jiushiyoumeiyourenrangnijiaojiujiude?”
rongeryaotou,“meiyou。buguoyougebobo。”
huangyaoshitaitoukanxianglefuren,“kankan,haimanzhe?”
“fangxinba,dajiugerenbucuo,woliangmeidaqilai。”
huangyaoshirouzhenverdetoufashuodao:“shayatou,neigebunengjiaobobo,yinggaijiaojiujiu。”
额……
xumiaoyunsihumingbaile,jidetaizishuoguo,yaolaikaoyanyixiazhangfude。
hu……haihaohaihao,kanzheiyangzimeiyouqichongtu。nengrangfujunpingjiaweibucuode,xiangbitamenliaodehentouji。
keshi……fujunwurentaiziweixiongzhang,zheigeyaobuyaojieshiyixia?
buxing,tingtadeyuqi,sihubuzhidaoduifangshitaizi。erqiewoyijieshi,jiuxuyaohepantuochu,wanyifujunjieshoubuleni?
siqianxianghou,xumiaoyunhaishijuedingzanshimanzhe,xuxutuzhi。
“shiqieshenbuhao,bugaimanzhe。zhishidanxinfujunbuxi……”
huangyaoshihehexiaodao:“shipawobuxihuanquanguidangguande?neiyebunengbuyaoqinqiya。chufeininiangjiashihengxingxianglidetanguaneba,kekandajiugedemoyang,buxianga……”
噗嗤……
xumiaoyunmeihaoqidebaileyiyan:“biehushuo,sheihengxingxianglile?woniangjiadoushihaoren。”
haiyoujuhuatameishuo:woshidanxindaihuiqule,wodieburenni。suoyixiangzhexiandaojingcheng,dengjianglainizaijingchengyangleming,neijiuhaobanle。
“genwoshuoshuo,nigentai……keke,nigenxiongzhangdouliaoshenmele?”
tingzhehuangyaoshidejiangshu,xumiaoyunjinghudao:“nimeikancuo?ta、ta……woxiongzhangdeshenti,zhendezheimeyanzhong?”
huangyaoshidianlediantou:“wocongbuzaiyishushangkaiwanxiao。xianzaikanbuchulai,danzaijixuxiaqu,pashizuiduoshilainian,bidingchushi。”
嘶……
xumiaoyunjingdaile,tashizhidaozhangfushuipingde。wentishizenmekeneng?taizihaibudaosanshisui。
xianzaidehongwuhuangdizhengzhizhuangnian,shiduonianhouhuangdinianmai,wanyitaizichushidehua……
“fujun,keyoujiejiuzhifa?niyidingyaoquanlibangmang。”
huangyaoshikuxiaodao:“jidajiugeqiaobing,wonaliganbujinli?banfayijinggaosuta,dankantadetaidu,sihumeifangzaixinshang,niyoukongyequanyiquan。”
“si……buxing,woxianzaijiuquzhaota。”xumiaoyunfangxiahaizi,qishenqulexianya。
huangyaoshibaozheguinv,kanzhefurencongcongliqudebeiying,xiaoshengdigudao:“congjintiankaishi,jiuyaoyijiaocaijinnitanle,zaimeiyiqiandexiaoyaoge。”
xiaojiahuochizheshouzhitouwendao:“diedie,shenmenitanya?niyexihuanzainitanliwanma?”
额……
“meiyounitan,diedieshishuo,yihoudaixiaorongerqudachengshi,meitiandouyouhaochidehaowande。”
“zhendema?”xiaojiahuoyanjingliangqilexiaoxingxing。
“dangranshizhende!”huangyaoshinielenienverdexiaobizi,“dengdeng,nigangcaishuo‘ye’xihuannitan?zenme,nimenyuyingtangneibiandehaizimen,douzainitanliwanma?”
xiaorongeryaotou,xixixiaodao:“meiyouya,yuyingtangpangbiandezhuzhuzhengtianzainitandagun,womendouhenxihuankan。”
噗……
xiaomianaoloufengle,nanidiewobizuozhu?
xianyazheibian,xumiaoyunzhaodaoletaizi,ketingwantaizidejiangshu,xumiaoyunyeshayanle,yuanlaizhibingyaofangshizheige?rangtaizisashoushenmedoubuguan?
“hehe,liangonglitaiyidoumeiqiaochulaidewenti,taqiaochulaile。miaoyun,guzheigemeifudeyishukelebude。”
xumiaoyunzhengxiangqianxuliangjuni,zhitingtaizihuafengyizhuan,“buguonihaishideyueshuyixia,zhangshafudeshiqingdaocidazhu,moyaozaixingyouxiazhiju。”
啊?
xumiaoyungangadedianlediantou:“kenengshinanyangyouli,xiguanleyouxiazuofeng。zhangshazhifuzuoeduoduan,huangdagetameirenzhuchushou。dianxiafangxin,rihouwomenzaijingchengkaigeyiguan,ananfenfenxingyijiuren,buhuizailumangxingshile。”
tidaozheige,taiziyanqianyiliang,duiya!batayueshuzaijingcheng,youmiaoyunqinzikanzhu,zheiyangjiunengbimianneikuangtusharen,erzijiyekeyijiezhutanqindemingyiqugentawenji。
ruciyilailiangquanqimei,jideledacai,youbimianleweixian。
“miaoyun,nilaiqiaoqiaozheige。”taizizhubiaobaneifenzhihecedileguoqu。
“meifushigedacai,woyouyirangtaruchaoweiguan,dantaquewuyichaotang,woyepaeleta。kezheibancaihua,zuoyixiangyeyouyitaikexile。”
“wokanburuzheiyang,yougulaianpai,bangtazaijingchengkaiyijiayiguan。zheiyangnimenzaijingchengxingzouyenengshengxiaxuduomafan,wohaikeyijiezhutanqindemingyi,genmeifutantaoyixieguoshi。”
“你觉得如何?”
xumiaoyunyanqianyiliang,tatingchuletaizixicaizhiyi,zheishiyaorangzhangfubeidilijitaizizuomoushiya。
“duoxiedianxiazhaogu。woyidinghaohaoguiquanhuangdageweiguoxiaoli,buguojiafuneibian,yeyaoqingdianxiabangmangshuoheyier。”
taizizhubiaohahadaxiao:“neishiziran,meifujiranjiaowoyijudajiuge,wodangranyaobangzhetagenxushushumeiyanjiju。”
“dianxia,dajiugezhicheng,chunshuwuhui……”xumiaoyunxiangjieshi,quebeizhubiaodaduan。
“bufangshi,gujuedezheigewuhuihenhao,congguanxishanglun,gunandaobusuannideniangjiaren?deyicaizimeifu,gugaoxingdehen。”
xumiaoyunwuyu,zheiguanxigouluande,jianglaipengjianwoxiongzhangxuhuizu,neizenmejiao?zongbunengyoulianggedajiugeba?