shile，xianchangzheimeda，nengzangqilaidedifangzhishaokuaiyiqianduochu，danzhiyouyibaiduoren。
zaijiashangyouzhiyehuafen，suoyimaodeshuliangshaozhiyoushao，zhiyaobushitebiedaomei，jiuhuihuodaodajieju。
zaimaomendesaodongzhixia，jixienvyinjixushuohua。
“maozanghaohou，kaijulierenkeyitoupiaoxuanzerenyisanchujinxingsheji，beizhaodaodemaochuju。
zailierenchenggonglieshayizhimaohou，tabianyousanshimiaodewudishijian，kegenjuzishennengliquanchangzhaomao。
找到，猫出局。”
全场彻底炸开了锅。
“maobisiwuyia，zheiyangyoushenmelequ！maobujiushidaizaidegaoyangma！”
“一点都不公平！”
有人叫嚣着。
womeigongfulihuizheixie，xiangzhegaizenmeyangcainengzhaochumao。
kansisanshimiaohenduo，qishibingburan。
wogangcaiguanchaleyixia，zheiliyouhenduoxiaofangjian，duoduoshaoshaojiaqilaiyibaiduojian，haiyouyixiejuzi，mengzhezhuobudezhuodi，qiangshangwainiuqibatuchulaidejudaxiangkuang，yijiyoutianhuabanshangyanshenchulaideniuqushuzhi……
erlierenyongsanshimiao，chengsidakailiangfangjian。
“daojishiwufenzhong，maomaoduozangshijian，xianzaikaishi。”
nvyinyichu，zhanzaiyipangdeheisezhifudefuwuyuangenjuwomenshouhuanxianshichulaideyanse，fenbiejihongse、huangse，yejiushilierenshenfenyurenshenfendewanjiadaishangyanzhao。
daishangyanzhaohou，wozhitingdezhouweidejiaobushenglaihuitaocuan，huanghuangzhangzhang。
suizhedaojishijieshu，jiaobushengyejiaranerzhi。
heiyifuwuyuanjiangwomendeyanzhaozhaixialai，zhouweiderenlikeshaolehaoduo。
woliulanleyixia，dagaihaishengliushijigeren。
“xianzaisuijixuanyiweilierenjinxingsuiyisanqiangdesheji。”suizhejixienvyin，womendeshouhuankaishishanshuo。
zuihouwodeshouhuanhuranliangqi。
suoyourendemuguangjujizaiwozheier。
zheishixinshoufulimianfeisanqiangme。
我从心里吐槽。
heiyirenjiangyibingbaozheheibudezhangxingwutifangwoshouli，zheidongxidezhongliangwochadiannabuwen，dangtababuchexialai，womengle。
wozhijianzhandong，tunletunkoushui，zaicikewojuedeshoulidezhongwuwokuaiyaonabuzhule。
yinweizheishiyibahuozhenjiashidezhenqiang！
wojishizuohaolexinlizhunbei，dandiyicimohaishiyouxiejinzhangde。
qiebushuoqiang，tamenrangwomensheji，kedoushihuoshengshengderen。
zheixiedoushixianhuodeshengming。
“nikuaishea！”yourensihouzhe，“nibukaiqiang，sidejiushiwomen！”
“shia，canjialezheizhongyouxi，haidanghuopusani！zhuangshenmea！”
“zhiyaomaobusi，jiushiwomensi！nikaiqianga！”
yuelaiyueduodeshengyinzaiwoerbianlianmianqifu，dantamenshuodedui，sidebushimaojiushiwo。
neimewoxuanzehuozhe，wohaiyaotiwodejiarenbaochou
jiuzaiwozhunbeikaiqiangshi，pangbianchongguolaiyigeren，taduozouwoshoulideqiangchaozhezuiqianmiandemenliansheliangqiang。
砰砰！
两枪都没中。
neirenxianranhuangle，disanqiangtamiaozhunleyigezhuodi，dankaiqiangqiantahurantingzhule，zhuanguotouguiyidekanzhewo，“nishuo，maozainali？”
tajianwobushuohua，jiangqiangduizhunlewoxiongkou，“nishuoa！maozainali？！”
tamingmingkeyikaiqiangde，quehaiyaowenwo。
bingfeitayouliangzhi，ershipadanzeren。
dansanqiangmeiyoushasiyizhimao，rangsuoyourenbishidezeren。
zaiyalizhixia，wosuiyizhileyigezhuojiao，“neili。”
zuobianhaishiyoubian？”nanrenduanqiqiang。
zheilianggeyimoyiyangdezhuozi，yiyangdezhuobu……
wohuranfaxianleshenme，yingsheng，“youbian。”