第五章 你才白痴

jiangtingyaoyaoya,xiadingjuexinkailiu,taxunsulakaichemen,yijiaoyoumenxiaqu,jikuaidixiaoshizaizheitiaokuankuodedamalushang。

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“mami,nipaoshenme,malushangyoushenmekepadedongxima?”jiangxiaoluzhabazhedayanjing。

“yizhongbinigehaikepadeshengwu,buzoumailenimendoupeibuqi。”

jiangtingtouyebuganhui,maozulejingerzaigezhongxiaoxiangzilichuansuo,quebuwangjiaoyulianggehaizi,“buguomamizheishicuowudeshifan,nimenqianwanbuzhunxue。”

jiangdabaibiebiezui,duicixiangdangdebuxieyigu。

“bendanmami,nizheijiaozhaoshitaoyi。”

江婷:“……”

好么。

“jizhu,qianwanbunengxue!”

tadexiaoxinzang‘pudongpudong’dijiasuletiaoyue,zenmedoujuedezijizheiyangbutaihao,danshiyouyoudianciji。

youqi,zheigenanrendeshengyin,tahaoxiangzainalitingdaoguo,quezenmeyexiangbuqilai。

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linyinghanyizhidingzhexiaopochexiaoshizaizijishiyeli,zuijiaobuzhibujueqinqiyimoqianqiandexiaoyi,huidaocheli,tazhijiebotongledianhua。

“laosi,wobanichezhuangle。”

“wocao,nimeishiba。”

duifangdeyuqijiweibudanding,“nizainali,woqujieni。”

“nixianzhaobaoxiangongsiba……”linyinghanroulerousuantengdemeijiao,sichuxunzhaodibiao,“zaininganluheqingyulujiaochakou,honglvdengwangxiwubaimizuoyoudeweizhi。”

laihuidaoleliangcishicha,taxianzaitoutongyulie。

“hao,nizhanzhebiedong,wozhenghaojiuzaifujin,xianzaijiuguoqujieni。”

linyinghanbuguodaleyigedianhuadegongfu,yaolujiukaizhetaneiliangsaobaodehongselafarrariliyigejichachetingzaitamianqian,zaiquedinghaoyouanranwuyangzhihou,tazheicaichongdaozijideaichemianqian,zhenjingdao:“aiche……wodeaichea,dagenijiuzheimerangzhaoshizhepaolea?”

“嗯,怎么?”

linyinghandandandeyinglesheng。

“nijiumeiliugelianxifangshishenmede?”

“想。”

linyinghantiaomei,“meilaideji。”

yaolu:“……woqudiaojiankong!”

tayibianshuozhe,yibiannaqidianhua,bumandedunong,“wodaoshiyaokankan,shinagexiaobaichiganzhuangwodexiaoxingan,zhuanglejiusuanle,haipaole……”

“你才小白痴。”

linyinghanbailetayiyan,shengyinbudaiqifudidaduantadesuisuinian,neigenvrenhezhishibuben,jianzhijiushigexiaojilingguihaoma。

yaolulimabizui,yiliandetongxinjishou,“takeshishanggeyuegangtihuilaide。”

linyinghanyijibingrendeyanshenrengguoqu,tadunshihunshenyigejiling,likehuifulewangridexipixiaolian,“fanzhengdagenihuipeiwodebaoxianfei,wobuji,zhendeyidiandoubuji。”

“bupei。”zhuaizhuaidelianggezi。

姚路明显愣了一下。

“bawodemansoryvivresongni。”linyinghanweiweimiyankanta。

姚路用手挠了挠头。

“mansoryvivre?”

taxiaoxinyiyidewen,zongjuedeyoudianbutaizhenshi,“quanqiuxianliangshitaidemansoryvivre?”

linyinghandandande‘ng’leyisheng,zhishiyanshendingzheqianfangkongkuangdedamalu,zuijiaochixugouqi。

dagejintiandeqingxuhaoxianghengaozhanga……

“dage,nishibushiyoushenmexishi?”yaolulianshangluchubaguadexiaorong。

linyinghanlengchi,“genniwuguan。”

“neijiushiyoule!”yaolujidongdao:“wojiushuorangnimeishilaiwozheililangjiquanma,piaoliangmeizikeduole,zhibudingjiuyudaoyigenengrangnichun……budui,laoxindangyangdeni?”

linyinghanyijiliangsousoudeyanshensaoguo,talikebizuibuyu,zhengjingdao:“jirandoushoulenidehaoche,neiwozanqieweiquyixiaweininfuwu,shuoba,jiexiaquwomenqunali。”

linyinghan:“……jichang。”

“得勒。”

haoburongyidaidaoyigekeyibaguadejihui,zhenshikexile。

tianzhidaodagejuranhuixiao,daodishinafangshenxiana。

实在太好奇了啊!!

xiangduiyutadezhuaxinnaogan,jiangtingneibianzeshilingwaiyifujingxiang。

汀兰苑。

“buyongshuole,woshuobuxingjiushibuxing。”

jiangtinghaobuyouyudijujueerzideqingqiu,bachetingzaixiaoqulouxia,“daojiale……”

wusuidejiangdabaihuaidaoguzhehuailidepingban,bukezhixindezhabazheyan,ruoruodihuidao:“mami,niquedingbulejieyixiajiangjin。”

“e……nixianshuolaitingting?”jiangtingqingkeyisheng,xiache,ranhoudakaihouzuodechemen,nieleyibaerzipanghuhudesaibangzi,batabaoxiache。

jiangxiaoluzezijijiekaianquandai,zhuaizhezuodian,feilidedengzheliangtiaoxiaoduantui,zuihoumanmanhuadaodishang。

“maminizijikan。”jiangdabaibapingbandidaojiangtingmianqian。

“duoshao?sanbaiwan?”jiangtingroulexiayanjing,yiweizijikancuole。

“mami,nidoukanlehaoduobianla。”

“wozheijiaozaisanqueren。”jiangtingyilianyansudeshuojiao,buxiangzailongfengtaimianqiandiulian,“xianzaipianrendeguanggaotaiduole,kebudehaohaokankan。”

“e,neimaminimanmankan。”jiangdabaiwaizhetou,yilianshifenshoujiaodemoyang,ranhouraoguochetouquzhaojiangxiaolu,shuodao:“zou,womenqukandianshi,rangbendanmamizijimanmanzhuomo。”

jiangxiaoludiandiantou,ranhoumomodikanleyanhaidingzhepingmudemami,youkanlekanzijideduzi,weiqudiduzhexiaozui,“gege,woele。”

jiangdabaiyifudarenmoyang,zhangtanyikouqi,“wozhenshitaikelianle,niquwenwenbendanmamixiangchishenme,woquzuofan。”

为嘛啊……

tahaishigehaizia,weimayaochengdanzheimeduoshenghuodekuchu。

jiangdabaixindijianzhileiliumanmian,tazenmehuiyouzheizhonglianfandouzuodebuhaochidemamia。

buyihuiergongfu,tajiuzuohaoleliangcaiyitang。

“mami,chifanla。”tajiangzuihouyipancaiduandaozhuoshang,ranhounalaiwankuai,yaogongyibanyongpanghuhudexiaoshoulalaijiangting,“mamizuiaidexingbaoguhefanqiechaodane。”

jiangtingduanzhewan,haichenjinzaigangcaideshuzili。

“mami,chifanbuyaokaixiaocha。”jiangdabaitoutoumiaoleyiyanzijimami,yizhengyancidishuodao,“dabulewobuqujiushile。”

jiangtingmeimouyileng,“mamizenmejiaonide,dayingbierendeshijiuyaozuodao,buranjiushibujiangyiqi,meiyourenpin。”

mami,shuozheihuadeshihou,niliangxinzhendebuhuitongma?

jiangdabailimadiantou,“mamijiaodeshi,wohemeimeiyidingbudangbujiangyiqideren。”

“dabaozhenguai。”jiangtingtingdexinlimeizizide,jialeyikuaizixingbaoguzaitawanli,xiaodao:“neiganjinchi,chiwanlewomenjiuguoqu,miandelaobanshushuyiweinibuqule。”

“shi!yiqietingcongmamideanpai。”jiangdabaizhongzhongdidiantou,yandijingguangfanyong,xiemeidexiaole,“baobaoyidingjinxinjinli,nadaoyidengjiang,daimamihemeimeichuguolang。”