第4章 群臣懵逼!

nuangehuanjieyalizhishi,zibubiduoshuo。

但说翌日早朝。

zhuyoujianshenqingqishuang,qilegezao。

gongwai,yiqunqunwenwubaiguanyicongdongzhimenyicizoujin,chaozhehuangjidiandefangxiangyuguanerru。

zhongsuozhouzhi,shangchaobushiyijianjiandandeshi,tebieshiduiyuzhenggemingchaoeryan。

zhuyuanzhangshiqibianyouguiding,shangzaochaodeshijianshimaoshi,yejiushiwudiandaoqidianzhongzheiyigeshijianduan,zhendeshiyaoqidebijihaizaocaixing!

chucizhiwai,zaizaochaozhiqian,haiyouyixiliecankudejianchazhidu。

liru,ruguoguanyuanzaishangzaochaodeshihouchidaole,huozhedalegepenti,jingshenbujiadengdeng,zheixiexingweidoubeikanzuoshidabujingdexingwei,shiyaobeichengfade。

suiranmingchaodezaochaokeyizuozheshang,danzuodedongxidoushiyixiemeiyoukaobeifushoudelengbandeng。

erqieyizuojiuyaozuohaojigeshichen,yaobanbixuyaotingzhi,haibunengkaixiaocha!

zaizheiyangdebangonghuanjingxia,jianzhijiushijianao,rutongshangfen……

danxiangbiyiwangqitahuangdishiqishangzaochaodeneibanbuzizai,rujinlaishangzaochaodeguanyuanmen,gegerutongdalejixueside,jingshenzhuangtaishifenzhenfen,manlianchaohong!

meibanfa,daxinghuangdiyichao,yiweizhongxianweishoudeyandangbatamenyadedoukuaichuanbuguoqi。

erzhuyoujiandengjizhihou,tamenzhongyujuedezheigeshijietaimeimiaole。

meitianshangban,doushineimedelingrenshenqingqishuang!

真希望996啊……

“wuhuangwansui,wansui,wanwansui!”

“wuhuangwansuiwansuiwanwansui!”

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zhuyoujianweiweishishen,qunchenguibaidechangmianzheshizhenhan,yishijiantajingranlengzhule。

buzhiguoleduojiu,qunchenguidejiaodoumale,yebujianhuangdirangtamenqishen,xinlibujinkaishiyoudiandagu……

zuihouhaishiwangchengenwangqianzouchuyibu,jianshengdao,“youshiqizou,wushituichao!”

“臣,有事启奏!”

huayinluoxia,yushichenyanlvxianqishen。

kandaociren,zhuyoujiandunshijiulailejingshen。

cirenmingshengbuxian,dantaqueshiqianqianyidemensheng,tiegandedonglindang,zhengerbajingdeqingliu。

erqie,zaizhengzhidanheyandangneiduanshijian,zheijiahuoshuyudatouzhende!

“zoulai。”zhuyoujianhuiguoshenlai,mianwubiaoqing。

chenyanwenlewenxinshen,dao,“qizoubixia,zhejiangjianshengqianhailianmingbairendanhetaizishaobaoyuankeli!”

“shuoshicirenshenjugaowei,shenshouhuangen,gaowushienrong,queshiweisucan,yuroubaixing。”

“zaiwanliershiernianjiangnanzhonganzhizhong,yuankelishenzhihaigoujiedangdidongshiyizuguangzhanliangtian,houyinminyuanleiji,budeyizheicaibashou!”

“恳请陛下彻查!”

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genjujiyilaikan,yuankeli,ziliqing,haojiehuan,henanguidefusuizhouren。

mingwanlishiqinianjinshi,lirennanzhilisuzhoufutuiguan、shanxidaojianchayushi,shangbaosisicheng、tongzhengshisiyouqiandouyushixunfudenglai。

bingbuyoushilang、bingbushangshu,taizishaobao,sichaoyuanlao。

zhideyitideshi,cirenhaishilishixiashaoyoudeqingguan,zhumingdekangjinmingchen。

zheiyangderen,nengshishiweisucan?

zhiyuzheisuoweide‘jiangnanzhongan’,yejiushifashengzaiwanliershierniandeshiqing,youchengdongfanzhibian、huzhouan,yinweizheianzichadiandaozhiminbian!

pengyingcan、zhangyingwang、wangruxun、pengyingcan,yijilibushangshusunpiyang、douyushizhongzhenjidengjunshouqianlian。

anjianzhenjingchaoye,chuliguanyuanjibiezhigaojuguojingtan!

congfuandaozhifuyayi,jijintafangshibeiwenzui,suoshedaxiaoyamenguanyuanwuganzaiyouguowencianzhe,erbaixingzhuanggaobuzhi,jiyouniangchenggengdaminbiandefengxian。

zuihouhaishiyuankelidingzhuyali,jiangweishoushibaozhedifa,zheicaishidezheiyihongdongchaoyedeshijianhenkuaideyipingxi,bandefeichangpiaoliang。

danxianzaitingzheiweichenyushideyisi,yuankelizhisuoyinenggoupingxizheichanganzi,shiyinweizheichanganjianjiushitazijidaozhide?

houmianjianyabuxiaqule,jiubadongjiatuichulaibeiguo?

ertayuankelibudandeyituoshen,erqiehaihuodeleyigejudadegonglao,mengpianchaoting?

扯犊子呢!

huoxuyiqiandechongzhenbuzhidao,danxianzaidezhuyoujianhainengbeizheibieduziwanyijihuyoule?

shuobaile,yejiushidangnianyuankelijiandonglindangrenyinyueyouzhanjushangfengdequshi,bianzhudongciqulebingbushangshuzheiyigezhongyaodezhiwei。

huijiayanglao,buxiangcanyuzheixieposhi。

danxianzaidejieguohenmingxian,dedaole‘bingbushangshu’zheimeyigezhongyaodezhiweihou,donglindangrenyebingbudasuanzheimejiandandifangguota。

weilezhengduoquanli,zheigechixiangzhendeshi……

也罢!

kanlaijintian,laozifeidenongsijige“zhongchen”a!

“陛下!”

“yuankelinaishishizudejianchenzeizi,jinzhejiangshangbaishizilianmingdanhe,kejianbuderenxin,minyuansiqi!”

“yuankelifanxiazheibandazui,juranhainengguixiangrongyang?”

shuozhe,chenyandangjizhongzhongdiguizailedishang,“chen,napajiushiyitouzhuangsizaizheidadianzhizhong,yeyaojiangyuankeliwenzuixiayu。”

“haitianxiayigegongdao!”

朱由检,“……”

zheiyesuanshimingchaodeyanguantese,beihuangdidalebanzi,neishizhengzhengtiegu!

yaoshibeihuangdidangchangshale,neibixuqingshiliuming!

“行,那你撞吧!”

“nibuzhuang,zhenkanbuqini!”

huayinluoxia,chenyanyileng。

meidengtafanyingguolai,zhuyoujianmianwubiaoqingdao,“zenme?bugan?”

“那朕帮你!”

zhuyoujianzhaolezhaoshou,dianwaizhanliliangcede‘dahanjiangjun’chongjinlediannei

zaizhuyoujiandeqianglingzhixia,dahanjiangjunyizuoyiyoudianzhechenyandenaodai,chaozhepangbianpanlongzhuhongranzhuangleshangqu……

砰!

“这…”

“这这这……”

kandaozheiyimu,qunchenlianfanyingdeshijiandoumeiyou,limajiushayanle。

**!

这什么情况??

xiaohuangdijingganruciduidaiyanguan???

erzhanzaichaobanqianshouweizhideneigeshoufuhanhuang,tongyangyeyoudianmeng,yizhixinubuxingyusedeta,nandeluchushitai。

“陛……”

jiuzaizheishi,bingkejishizhonglijingzouchu。

kehaimeidengtashuohua,zhuyoujianmianwubiaoqingdao,“gunhuiqu!”

“是……”

“zhuweiaiqing,fangcaichenyansuoshuo,zaijiangnanyoushangbaishizilianmingdanheyuankeli?”

“kezhenjide,zitaizugaohuangdikaishi,jiuyouyitiaobuxushengyuanyizhengdemingling,zheishangbaishengyuanxianrujinshenzaihechu?”

“huibingbixia,zaiwuxixian!”

“wuxi?”tingdaozheigediming,zhuyoujianrenbuzhufachulengxiao。

wuxixian,zaihoushijiangsuyidai,xianzaishuyuchangzhoufu。

dingdingdamingdedonglinshuyuan,jiuzuoluozaizheigedifang!

xianglaizheishangbaishizi,kongpajiushichuzidonglinshuyuanle。

yebuzhidaozheijushentideqianren,zaizheiqundachendeyanlidaodiyouduosha……

居然直接不装了!

jiushiwomendonglindangyaogaoyuankeli,zenmele?

“chuanzhenzhiyi,bazheishangbaimingjianshengyadaojingchengdaishen,yihoufanshizaiyoushengyuanwangyichaozhengzhe,xueqigongming,yigaibudeluyong!”

zhuyoujianzhongyinluochui,kanzhexiamianqunchenhuarandechangjing,ganjueyuefakexiaozhiji。

eryizhongdachen,chulezhenjinggengduodehaishixiangbutong。

suiranhuangdidezheidaosuikouzhiyizhishizhongzhi,bingbujubeixiaoli。

danzaidamingdeminglingdangzhong,queshiyouneimeyitiaobuxushengyuanyilunchaozhengdezuzhi!

huangdidouzheimeshuole,neigenandaohainengbazheidaoshengzhibolebucheng?

kezheixiedoubushiguanjian,guanjianshitazhuyoujianzheishishenmeyisini?

zuotianwomenhaishishouqianshouyiqizoudeqinmizhanyou。

nanbucheng,jinergejiulengbudingdifanshuile??

erqiegengzhongyaodeshi,ruguozhenrangzhuyoujianchulilezheipishizi,neitamendonglindangdeweiwangmingsheng,kexiangerzhihuizaodaoduodadedaji!

xiangdaozhei,hanhuangzaiyezuobuzhule,lianmangzouchuchaoban。

kemeixiangdaoyinweizheji,jiaodituranyihua,rangtadunshidaleyigeliangqiang,chadianshuaidaozaidi。

kandaoci,zhuyoujiangenbenjiumeijitashuohuadejihui,dao,“cirenjunqianshiyi!lairen,jizhenluangundachuchaotang,zhangzeershi!”

tingdaoshengyin,dianwaidedahanjiangjunzaicizoujin,yizuoyiyoudibahanhuangjialechuqu。

“这……”

hanhuangchedimengbi,lianshuohuabianjiedoubuhuile。

dunshi,zhenggechaotangzhishangxianrulesiyibandechenji!

安静得出奇!