chifanshi，tashoujixiangqi，guyeyeneihongliangdeshengyinconghuatongchuanchulai。
“qingyea，genrenjiachifanlema？wogaosuni，zheiguniangwokanzhexihuan，qipinrurenpin！nikeyaohaohaogenrenjiaxiangchua！”
“yeye，womenzhengzaicanting。”guqingyexiuzhangdeshouzhinieleniemeixin。
“badianhuajita！”guyeyeminglingdao。
guqingyeyouyuleyixia，bashoujidijilewo。
woguaiqiaohuanlesheng：“guyeyehao。”
“aiyo，xiaoguniangnixiaqikezhengao！”guyeyelehehede，“qingyemeiqifuniba？zheixiaozicongxiaojiumen，sangunzidabuchugepilai，dantarenpinshijihaode。tayaoshiganduinibuhao，nigaosuwo，wodaduantadetui！”
wobiezhexiao，pieleyiyanguqingye——talengliandingzhewo，ergenqueweiweifanhong。
“guyeyefangxin，womenhuihaohaoxiangchude。”
dianhuaneitouturanchuanlaiyizhencaoza，jiezheshiyidaowenrounvsheng：
“rangwomenshuoshuohua，xiaoguniangnihao，woshiqingyemama……”
yigechenwendenanshengchalejinlai：“woshitababa，womenxiangyaoqingnizhoumolaijialichigebianfan，nikanfangbianma？”
我：“……？”
眼前弹幕刷屏：
“jiemei，kuaidaying！kuaidaying！tafumukeshihuilakuainimenjindutiaode！”
“jiemeibiekantaxianzaigaoleng，weilaikeshihuizainihuailisajiaode！”
“nimenzaiyiqiyihou，tachaoaichicu，zainierbianshuotengtade！”
dunledun，woganjinhuida：“ayihao，shushuhao，neijiugongjingburucongmingle。”
guashangdianhua，wozhangshuyikouqi，buwangtixingta。
“wobangni，niyeyaobangwo，danniyaoxiangenwohuijiachidunfan，bangwojiekun，wokebuxiangzaijixuxiangqinle。”
tachunjiaoshangyang：“hao。”
jiuzheiyang，womendachenglegongshi。