第6章
“lairen！bazheinizijiwodiaoqilai！”
macheyijinjiamen，lishanzhangjiuxialingbaliyujidiaoleqilai。
“lishanzhangwoguoranbushiniqinerzi，nanguaijiwoqimingjiaoliyuni，zheishixianwoduoyua！”
“nijintiandabusiwo，womingtianjiuqugaoyuzhuang，feidebanimingshenggaochou，baniguogongjueweilaxialaibuke！”
liyubeidiaozaihouyuan，zuilibutingdejiaohanzhe。
luguodexiarenyigegedouwunaideyaotou，shaoyedehanbingshiyuelaiyuelihaile，yiqianhaizhishidajiaoudouzuoxiehuangtangshi，zheicishizhijiedaofantiangangle！
“batadezuijiwodushang！”
lishanzhangqidexinzangteng，liyuruobushitadeqinerzi，tazaojiuyidaokanletale。
“laoye，ninxiaoxiaoqi，shaoyezheishifanbingle，chijitianyaojiuhaole。”
zheishihouguanjialaohuangcoushangqiantiliyuqiuqingdao。
“nizheilaogouhaigancoushanglai！nidangwobuzhidaonihezheihanzilianshouhaiwo！”
lishanzhangyishengnuhe，guanjialaohuanghedelijiguizailedishang。
yizhangzhiqingpiaopiaodecongtoudingluoxia。
kanzhezhizhangshangzijideqianminghehongshouyin，laohuanghedeliansecangbai，tongkuliuti。
“laoyewoyuanwanga，doushishaoyebiwode，wobuganbuconga！”
“bini？tayigehanzinengzenmebini，dangnianniyezaijunzhongyeshishuyishuerdehanzi，mianduimenggudazi、chenyouliang、zhangshichengnidoumeisong，yigehanzinijiusongle？”
lishanzhanglengxiaozhe，liyubita，lishanzhangcaibuxinni。
lishanzhangjiazhongdehuyuan、puren，doushiyiqiancongzhanchangshangxialaidelaobing，quegeboduantuidoubujiantamenhoutui，zenmekenenghuibeiyigechishadeshaonianjijiangfule。
“he，lishanzhangxiongxiangbiluleba，laohuangbuguoshijiefanixiaji，nijiuxiangmiekouleduiba？”
“laohuangnibuyongpa，yaohexieeshilizuodouzheng，woweinichengyao，tayaoshiganmienidekou，niqierlaoxiaowotiniyangle！”
liyudiaozaishushangdayilinrandao。
“shaoye，ninbieshuole，woqiuninle！ninbiehuyanluanyule！”
laohuanghedezhijiecongdishangzhanqilai，conghuailitaochuyikuaibutiaojiusaijinleliyuzuili。
liyunanyizhixindekanzhelaohuang，tameixiangdaolaohuangjingranganyixiafanshang，yongpobuduzijidezui。
“shaoye，ninyuanlianglaohuangwuli，shushishininzaishuohua，laohuangjiuzhendetiaojinhuangheyexibuqingle。”
laohuangduzhuliyudezuibahou，putongyishengyouguizailelishanzhangmianqian。
“laoyenintingxiaorenjieshi！”
老黄双目含泪道。
“laohuangduilaoyezhongxingenggeng，jueduibuhuizuochurenheduilaoyebulideshiqing，gengbukenengduzhuanchulaoyexiajizheiyanggenbenbucunzaidezuiming，shizaishi，shaoyeduixiaorenshiyongkuxing，duixiaorenjinxingfeirendezhemoa。”
laohuangshuozhehuabitihunhezheyanleijiuliulexialai，manlianmohu。
“wodaoshixiangtingtingshenmekuxingjingrannengrangzhanchangdehaohanchumaizijialaoye！”lishanzhanglengshengdao。
tingzhelishanzhangdehua，laohuanghunshenyizhan，sishixiangqishenmekepadehuiyi，lianshangluchujingkongdezhise。
“laoye，nintingshuoguoquanpizhixingma？”laohuangshengyinzhandoudao。
“圈屁？”
lishanzhangzhoumei，yilianmangran，quanpishishenmekuxing，meitingshuoguo。
“laoye，shaoyejiuduixiaorenjinxinglequanpizhixing，tajiangxiaorenbangzaimajiuzhongjiandezhuzishang，xiaorendezhouweizeshiweileshipima！”
“laoyeninnengxiangxiangchulaima，shipimayixiaorenweizhongxin，weichengleyigeyuan，guanjianshitamenquandoushipiguduizhexiaoren......”
“ergengkepadeshishaoyeweitamenchibadou，yidaiziyidaizideweia！”
呃......
lishanzhangbiaoqingguaiyi，naohaizhongshunjianyoulehuamian！
原来这就是圈屁！
“shipimachiwanbadoujiukaishibutingdefangpi，xiaorenbeimapizhengzhengbenglelianggeshichena，xiaorenliandoujibengheile！”
“erjishiruci，xiaorenyebuyuanheshaoyetongliuhewu，keshixiaorenbukanshourua，yushikaishikaikouqiujiu，keshiyizhangzui，shipimayiqifangpi，xiaorendeduzilijibeimapiguanmanlea，zuihouxiaorenjingranshengshengdebeibengyunleguoqu！”
嘶......
lishanzhangdaoxiyikouliangqi，zheinizijingranxiangchuzheimeexindexingfalai，woshuoqianjirilachedemapizenmeneimeduoa，yuanlaishichibadoudehouyizhenga。
quanpigongji，zheideduoquedecainengxiangchuzheimesundezhaoshua。
zijizheierziyiqianshihanledian，keshishenmeshihoubianderuciwuchile？
“ranhouni？beimapibengleliangshichen，nijiuqufule？”lishanzhanglengxiaodao。
“bu！laoye，xiaorenshinincongzhanchangshangjiuxialaide，zicongninkaifuyilai，xiaorenjiufashiyibeizizuoniuzuomabaodanin，suiranmapibengdexiaorenshoujinquru，danyulaoyedeenqingxiangbiyousuandeleshenmeni！”
tingzhelaohuangdehua，beidiaoqilaiduzhuzuideliyuyanjingquemingliangqilai，laohuangzheilaoxiaozibukuishiguanjia，zheimapipaidezhenshibuluhenjia！
比自己也不逞多让！
是个人才！
“jixushuo，buyaozhuanyihuati！”lishanzhanglengshengdao。
“shaoyejianmapinaihebulexiaoren，jiu......ou......”
laohuangshuozheturanxiangqilemapizaiduzilideweidao，yigemeirenzhukaishiganouqilai，bantiancaihuanguoshen。
“zhihou，shaoyejiunazheduzhuanhaodekougongjixiaorenqianzihuaya，xiaorenziranbucong，ranhou，shaoyejiunachulezhenxian！”
laohuangshuozheshentikaishilebushoukongzhidezhandou，taiqitoukanxianglishanzhang，yanzhongjinshikongju。
“然后呢？”
laohuangjudadeqingxubodong，yinqilelishanzhangjidadehaoqixin。
“shaoyedangzhexiaorendemian，yibianchuanzhenyinxian，yibianhexiaorenjiangzhejiexialaidexingfa。”
“laoye，shaoyejingranyaojiangxiaorendepigufengheqilaia！”
呃......
lishanzhangyouxienanyizhixindekanxiangliyu，tashizaibuganxiangxinzijizheihanerzi，jingrannengxiangchurucimeirenxingdekuxing。
“xiaorenhaipajile，suoyi......qiulaoyekaien，qiulaoyeraominga。”laohuangfengkuangwangdishangketou。
“gunqilai！”lishanzhangmeitouyizhou，yijiaojianglaohuangchuaifanzaidi，“xiacizaifan，raobuleni！”
lishanzhangjuederuoshizijizaoshouquanpizhixinghefenghegudaozheiyangdexiuru，payeshikangbuzhu，laohuangqufuyeshiqingyoukeyuan。
“xielaoye，xielaoye！”
laohuangdunshidaxi，yimoyanlei，congdishangzhanleqilai。
“qu，baneinizizuilidebunaxialai，zankantazheinizishenmehuashuo！”lishanzhangdao。
“是，老爷。”
......
“laohuangnizheigemeiguqidechuncai！benshaoyejiniguanleliangshichendemapinidoumeiqufu，lishanzhanghaimeiduiniyongxingnijiuzhaogongle，nitaimeiguqile！”
butiaoyibeinaxia，liyujiuduizhelaohuangpokoudama。
“shaoyeninbiehunaole，ganjinxianglaoyerenzuiba。”laohuangxinxudao。
“renzui？wohezuizhiyou！woshiweilezheigejiahao，wozheigedangerzishizaijitacapigu！”liyunudao。
“zheimeshuolaohuanggangcaishuodedoushizhendele？”lishanzhangzuanzhemabianlianseyinchen。
“shi！zale！wozuozheiyiqiedoushiweilejiuni！”liyubufuqidao。
“jiuwo？wangnidieshenshangpozangshuishiweilejiunidie？nizheigenizi，xinkoucihuang，kanwozheicibuchoulanni！”
lishanzhangshuozhemabianyijinghongranluoxia。
pia！
pia......
zhenggeguogongfuxiangqileliyudecanjiaosheng。
“a！teng！lishanzhangnifengle，wokeshiniqinerzia！”