第4章
坤宁宫外。
zhugaochihedaisigongjicongcongdigandao。
tamenzhengzhunbeijinqu，quebeimenkoujiashijilanlexialai。
“bixiayouling，renherenwuzhaobuderunei！”
daisigonglikekaikoujieshidao:“qingdaiweitongchuanbixia，wonaitaiyiyuandaisigong，yijingxiangdaozhiliaozhice......”
budengtabahuashuowan，jiujianlimianchulaileyigetoufahuabaidelaoyuyi，yijiandaodaisigonglikelianseyichen。
“daiyuyi，bushirangnizhishoutaiyiyuanma？”
“xiaoxiaonianjibuxuehao，zhizhidaozuanyinggongli，kuidenihaishishicongmingmen！”
tingdaozheihua，zhugaochidunshijiubuleyile，yishidunjiuzaleguoqu，hedezheilaotoucanghuangbikai。
“你他娘地谁啊？”
“hunzhang！”laojiahuoselineirendihedao，“nishiheren？ganzaigongweijindichushoushangren？”
zhugaochibuxiedipielepiezui，chixiaodao:“xiaoyexingbugengmingzuobugaixing，yanwangdizhangzi，zhugaochishiye！”
tingdaozheihua，laoyuyiyileng，queyijiubaichuyifuyilaomailaodezitai。
“jibiannishizongshizidi，neiyouruhe？rujinhuanghouniangniangbingzhong，nidanganshanchuangkunninggong，neijiushisizui......”
zhugaochiyouxiebunaifanle，shiyidaisigongbaoqita，daisigongbujieqiyi，danhaishilaoshizhaozuo。
suihoudenggaoduxiangdang，zhugaochiyibazhangjiuchouleguoqu，zhijiejiangzheilaojiahuojichoufanzaidi。
zheituruqilaidejudong，zhijiekanshalezhongren。
daisigongbaozhetabushifangxialaiyebushi，zhenggerendoushale。
bushinigetuzaizizhengandongshoua？
qiyujiashiyeshimanlianmangran，zheixiaopangziliqigoudadea！
“laobideng，laozirennihenjiule！”
“qiebushuonisuanshenmedongxi，ruoshidanwulejiuzhiwohuangzumu，laoziyaonimanmenchaozhan，zhumiejiuzu，nixinbuxin？”
songyuyitingdaozheihua，daozuibiandehuayouyingshengshengdijiyanlehuiqu。
yuqianshifengduonian，tadangranzhidaohuangdibixiazuodechulaizheizhongshiqing，xianqianneixieweihuanghouniangniangzhenzhideminjianyishi，bujiuquanbeishatoulema？
suoyizheilaojiahuoyebuganjiaoxiaole，yanshenyuandudituirangdaoleyibian。
tadaoshixiangyaokankan，daisigongzheigenianqinghoubei，zenmeyizhihuanghouniangniangdeqimayong！
meicuo，kanchumahuanghouzheibingdeyishi，qishibuzaishaoshu，naihetamendouaiyumahuanghouguomudeshenfen，yagenjiubugankaikou，gengbietizhenzhile。
zheitamadeshiyinji，zenmezhi？
he，daisigongadaisigong，tangongxinqie，laofujiurangniqutan！
daoshihouhuodaolintoule，nicaizhidaozheigongtingyuyi，bushineimehaozuode！
yucitongshi，kunninggongnei。
老朱正在大发雷霆。
“简直岂有此理！”
“shushiyuyijingranzhenzhibuchumeizidebingqing？”
“zhenyangzhenimenzheixiefeiwuzuoshenme？chiganfanma？”
shushimingyuyibaokuoyixieminjianyizhe，cikequandouguidaozaidishangsesefadou。
tamenjiusuanshizhidaole，neiyegenbenbugankaikoua！
yishijian，dadianneiqifenningzhongdaolejidian。
zhengdangzheigeshihou，waimianquechuanlailezhenzhenxuanhua。
zhuyuanzhangdunshilianseyinchenrushui，xinqingyufafanzao，nuchidao:“nagebuzhangyandezaiwaimianxuanhua？buxianghuolema？”
xiayike，jiuyoujiashiruneibingbaodao:“bixiaxinu，taiyiyuandaisigongqiujian，chengtaxiangdaolezhiliaozhice......”
tingdaozheihua，zhuyuanzhangdunshixinxiruokuang，likexialingdao:“chuandaisigong！”
buyihuier，daisigongyibuyiqudizoulejinlai，shenpanghaigenzheyigebandawawa。
laozhudingjingyikan，dunshijiubeiqixiaole。
zheibushilaosijiadezaizima？
“wazi，nilaiganshenme？”
zhugaochidadalieliedizoudaolaozhushenqian，yebuxingli，ershihuilehuixiaopangshou，shiyilaozhufuxiashenzi。
laozhujianzhuangmeihaoqididengletayiyan，shenshoujiangtajibaoleqilai。
zheiyangyilai，zhugaochijiuzailaozhudeerpandiyulejiju，laozhutingzheliansezhujianbianhua，suihoukanzhehuaizhongdexiaozaizizhenglengchushen。
chenmoliangjiuzhihou，tacaihuiguoshenlai，dishengwendao:“nikenengqueding？meizizhenshizheibing？ruoshituiceyouwu，neimeizibushibaishoukule？”
zhugaochineizhangxiaopanglianshangxiemanlerenzhen，zhengzhongdidianlediantou。
“huangyeyefangxin，zheigedaisigongshiyoujibashuazide。”
“erqieruguozaibuchushouyizhi，neihuangzumujiuzhenmeibanfazhile。”dunledun，zhugaochiyiweishenzhangdidishengdao:“nandaohuangyeyeyiwei，zheimeduoyishijiumeiyirenkanchuhuangzumushihuanleshenmebingma？”
tingdaozheihua，zhuyuanzhangyanzhongshanguoyimohanguang，pieletaixiazhongyishiyiyan，xinlimianyijingjitamenpanlesixing！
“都滚出去！”
“daisigong，niliuxia！”
zhongrentingdaozheihua，dunshirumengdashe，mangbudiedituichudadian。
dengdaotamenquandouzouwanhou，laozhuzheicaibaozhezhugaochishangqian，laidaodaisigongmianqian。
kanzheguizaimianqiandenianqingyishi，zaixiangdaozhugaochineilijingpandaodezhiliaofazi，raoshilaozhuxinlimiandoumeiyoudiqi。
zuizhong，tahaishijuedingmaoxianyishi，bijingmeizihuoxiaquzuizhongyao。
“daisigong，nilaoshihuidazhen，niyoujifenbawo？”
daisigongshenziyizhan，zhengzhonghuidadao:“ruoyaowuchenggong......chenyouwanquanbawo，niangniangdinghuiquanyu！”
“hao！”zhuyuanzhangyixiangleilifengxing。
taconglaidoubushishenmeyourouguaduandejunzhu，ershishafaguoduandetiexuediwang！
“ruochengle，zhenjinshengniweitaiyiyuanpan，zhiyuneixiepaijinidayanidezhuchong，zhenyehuikanletamendenaodai！”
dunledun，zhuyuanzhangfuxiashenzi，ruilimuguangzhicidaisigongmiankong。
“danruoshibaile，nifeidanmeiyouzhihaomeizi，hairangtapingbaiduoshouzheixieku，zhenhui......zhunijiuzu！”
yipangzhugaochidoukanshayanle，qiaoqiao，zheitaniangdijiushizhuzhongbaa！
zhenshisharenzhenshibuzhayan，kongburusi！
daisigongmeiyousihaochiyi，yitouchudibiaomingjuexin。
jianciqingxing，laozhuyebufeihua，likemingrenquzhizuoyaoyongdaodegongju。
zhugaochijianzhuangbuyousonglekouqi，ranerxiayikejiuyourentiaochulaihuaishi。
“bixia，wanwanbukea！”
zhijianneiaileyibazhangdelaoyuyi，bugujiashidezulan，yingshengshengdichuanglejinlai。
“songyuyi，nixiangshuoshenme？”
laozhulenglengdikanzhezheixiaolaotou，yuqilimianhenshibunaifan。
taniangdi，pingrilirangnizhiliao，nihuadoubuganshuoyiju，xianzailaozizhaodaojiejuezhicele，niyoukaishitiaochulaizuoyaoleshiba？
songtaiyiyilianzhengsedikaikoudao:“bixia，yijuniangniangdebingzheng，laochendouranhuixiangqi，niangniangzheibingxushi......qimayong？”
tingdaozheihua，zhugaochidunshijiulele。
怎么个意思？
来抢功？
laozhulianseweibian，xiaohehedikanxiangzheisongtaiyi。
zhishizheixiaoronghenshilenglie，yunhanzhewujinshaji。
zhugaochijianlebujinboziyisuo，haoxindikaikoudao:“neigelaosonga，meishenmeshiernixianxiaquba......”
xianzaibuzou，denghuierkejiuzoubulege。
songtaiyihunranmeiyouchajuedaoweixian，haizaiyanzhizaozaodijieshaobingzheng，tingdezhugaochihenshiwuyu。
laozhulianshangxiaorongbujian，suihoudaduanleqichuyan。
“neiyinisuoshuo，zheibingruhezhi？”
songtaiyiyishuaixiupao，langshengdao。
“bixia，cinaijuezheng，wuyaokeyi！”
朱高炽:“？？？”
牛逼！
你管这叫绝症？