第2章
“搜身？”
“搜尼玛！”
yehuangjiaomayisheng，tingdezhongrenyileng。
zheigechoudongxi，kaikoujingrucicubi！
chenzhezheixierencuoezhiyu，yehuangchongdaoqingwangshenqian，chaozhetadekudang，wenwenhenhenjiushiyijiao，ranhouzhuazhujihui，lazhexiaonizichaozheyuanzilingwaiyigejiaoluoerqu。
“啊......”
yidaojingtiandiqiguishendeshengyinxiangchezhenggeyuanzi，qingwangchitongdewuzheneibukeyanshuodedifang，tengdeciyaliezui，hunshenmaolenghan。
zhuisuideneiwufuzhongren，jianqingwangbeida，yigegequandouweileshanglai。
“a......cicici......”
“kuai......kuai......chuantaiyi！”
qingwangtanzaidishang，judadetengtongrangtaganjuezijikuaiyaoduanle！
yiqunrenqishoubajiaodejiujinbaqingwangsongdaopangbianfangzhongtangxiadengzhe，tongchushaojiandeqingwangzepokoudama。
“hailengzhezuoshenme？qubaneilianggebuzhisihuodedongxizhuohuilai！”
“haiyounimen，qusou！yidingyaobadongxizhaochulai！”
henkuai，xiamiandeshiweibeifenchengliangdui，yibufenrenanzhaozhiqiandechashi，biaomianshangshianzhaoneiwufudeyaoqiujinxingchaojia，shijishangzeshiweiqingwangxunzhaoyiyangdongxi，zhiyujutishishenmedongxi，shangmiandemeishuo，tamenyebuganwen。
shengxiadejigeren，zeshipaochuqumanfuxunzhaopaoludeyehuanghekangning。
tamennalinengxiangdao，linzhekangningsatuijiupaodeyehuang，henkuaichuanguotaizifeineiyuandejiaomen，chaozhedamenxiangfandefangxiangzaozaodejiuchulefu。
zheigexiaolu，shiyuanshenxiaoshihouweiletaobigongkepaodaotaizifeizheiliqiuqingshihoufaxiande，quemeixiangdaozaicikejingranqidaolezheiyangdadezuoyong。
“huhuhu......jiushu......wo......wopaobudongle。”
bijingshixiaowawa，zaijiashangyehuangxingdongdeturan，genzhepaodexiaonizizaojiuyijingtoufasanluan，baozhebaofudunzaidishang。
taochushengtiandeyehuangmengxijikou，xiongqiangzhongyoutuhaojikouzhuoqi，dunganshenqingqishuang。
zheifushentisuiranzhangdechou，danshentisuzhibucuo，shigedaibingdazhangdehaomiaozi。
“来，九叔抱！”
budengxiaonizidaying，yehuangzhijiejiangxiaonizibaoqi，chaozhehuanggongfangxiangerqu。
jiuqingwangganggangdejiashi，bufankangmeihuolu，fankangzhihoubujinxingxiayibudongzuo，yeshimeiyouhuolu，yuqizuoyidaibi，daoburuzhudongchuji。
huanggongdadian，dachenduiyujiannudetaiduzhengzhibuxiu。
yihubushangshugaogongweishoudeyixieguanyuanyiwei，wushiwanpimianbushizaishitaiduo，ruoshimaorandaying，bujinhuiyousunguowei，zhuzhangjiannudeqishi，haihuijiajuguoneidejingjikunnan。
fuguojiangjunxiexuanweidaibiaodeyixierenzerenwei，cishidedamingyingzanshixiuzhan，wendingneizheng，zaitujianglai，mianbusuiranduo，danshinenghuanlaidamingzanshichuanxidejihui，haishifeichangzhide。
xiamiandeguanyuanzhengzhibuxiu，bantianyemeiyouyilunchulaiyigejieguo，tingdeminghuangjifanqiezao！
“bi......bixia，jiuhuangzizaidadianwaiqiujian。”
dianwaideshiweizoulejinlai，guizaidishang，ganghuibingwanshier，dianwaijiuchuanlailehonghongluanluandedongjing。
“nimendoubieguolai，woyaojianfuhuang！”
“我要见父皇！”
yehuangshouchicongshiweinaliqianglaidedadao，duizhunzijidebozi，xilideyanshensaozhesizhouweizhedeshiwei，lianshangdaizhebeifenhejueran，yifuzoutouwulu，kangkaifusideyangzi。
pangbiandexiaonizizaojiubeihedeshuobuchuhua，yanjingliqinmanleishui，rouhuhudexiaoshousisizuanzhexiaoxiaodebaofu。
“huangyeye......”
“wuwuwuwu......”
gangdaodadian，xiaonizijiuanzhaoyehuangzhiqianjiaodeneiyangfangshengdaku。
haitongdekushengliaoliangeryoujuchuantouli，yuanbenhaiweijianzhouzhishizhengduobuxiudechaozhongguanyuan，yishunzhijian，suoyoudezhuyiliquandoufangdaolechuangrudadiandeliangrenshenshang。
这是闹哪出？
众百官。
longyizhishang，benjiufanbushengfandeminghuang，zaikanjianyehuangneizhangdaizheqingheitaijidelianhou，huoqichengyixiazhichongnaomen，zhenghaorangtajietifahui，xuanxiexinzhongbukuai。
“放肆！”
“nisuanshenmedongxi！jingganshanchixieshanchuang！”
minghuangsuishoulinqipangbiandechazhan，chaozheyehuangdefangxiangrengguoqu，bansuizhecipianposuideshengyin，dadianzhishangluozhenkewen。
he，zheigebianyidie，goubaozao！guoranbuxiangyuanshenjiyilineiyang，bubayuanzhudanghuishi。
lineimeyuan，nigoudezhema？
yehuangzaixinneitucao，wozhejiandeshouquefeichangwen，shizhongbaochidaorenjulibojingsanlimidejuli，shuangtuiquxi，zhongzhongdeguixia，xiangzhezheibeizizuibeishangdeshier，yishuangdanfengyanmailidejizheyanlei。
pengtouluanfa，yanleiwangwang，kanshangquweiqubaba。
“fuhuang，erchenjinrishanchuanghuanggong，zizhiwansinanshu，zhishihuangxionghuangsaoganggangguoshi，zhiziwugu，qiuninjikangningyitiaohuolu！”
tazaidu，jiusuanshiminghuangbugujitadesihuo，zhishaohuiguantaiziliuxiadeweiyixuemai。
“wuwuwu......huangyeye......kangningpa，kangningbuyaobeichaojia！”xiaonizizaicifangshengdaku，kushengwubicanlie。
wenwuguanyuanmenquandoumengle，zheishizahuishi？
什么抄家？
tamenzhitingshuotaizibingshi，meitingshuotaizimoufan，zenmehaichaojiale？
haiyouzheikangningjunzhu，zenmeshuoyeshitaiziweiyidexuemai，kanzheijiashi，zenmexiangshitaiziganggangxiazang，jiuyourenqifuyigeguer？bidepingchangzaitaizifulianhuadoushuobumingbaidejiuhuangzibudebuyimingxiangbo？
weiyouxiexuan，kanzhezheishanchuangdeliangrenbuyoudezhouqilemeitou，jintianqingwangdaizheneiwufuderenqutaizifudeshiertazhidao，zhishitaxiangbumingbaishiqingzenmenaodaolehuangdimianqian？
neiwufudeneiqunren，doushiganshenmechide？
“jiudianxia，huakebunengluanshuo，taizixinsang，kangningjunzhunaishihuangjiaxuemai，bixiazenhuibuguan，daoshinin......buyoufenshuodeshanchuangdadian，shizaishiyoushilishu。”
mingdishenbiandedataijianzhaogaolvxiankaikou，suanshidaitibiaodamingdideyisi，tongshixinzhonganma，zheigejiuhuangzizenmeneimemeiyouyanlijinger！
qianzhenziyinweibianjingdeshier，huangdifanxin，taizidezanglibandejiandanledian，xianzaijiuhuangziyoupaodaodadianshanglainao，zheibushidabixiadelianma？
“shenme？fuhuangbudasuanshaerchenhekangning？”
yehuangtinghou，jidongdelijirengdiaoshoulidejian，lianshangguazhejiehouyushengdexiaorong，pangbiandexiaoniziyetingzhilekuqi。
minghuangmiansetieqing，wubixianedekanzhezijineibuguangcaiqiechouloudeerzi。
“zhenshenmeshihoushuoguoyaonideming？”
“momingqimiaozhengzheimeyichu，shiduizhenxinhuaiyuannian，shannongjunfuma？”
minghuanghuazhongdainu，momingqimiaobeianshangyige“shazi”demingtou，qidehuangdizhenxianglijijiangzheigezhaoshizhezijiwudiandeerziluangundasi！
“父皇，冤枉啊！”
“儿臣不敢！”
yehuangzhuangzuosongbaomoyang，zaidadianshangleiliubuzhi，kelianbaba。
演戏嘛，必须全套！
“bugan？nixianzaiyijingganle！”
minghuangnuhou，huoxiangyizhifafengdemenghu，fangfoxiayike，jiuyaojiangyehuangjisisui！
zheigechoudongxi，zhiyaozhanzaineili，jiushizaigaosusuoyouren，zijicengjingdequru，xianzaitahaiganlaidaorenqian？shuozijiyaoshata？
he，tashenweidiwang，ruoshizhenxiangshata，hainengrangtayoujihuiqiurao？
choulouqieyuchun，zheizhongdongxi，zenmepeizuotadeerzi？
“fuhuang......fuhuangmingjiana，taizixiongzhangjinriganggangxiazang，qingwangjiuguolaishoufudi，jiuliansaoziliujiningerdeyichandouyaoburangdaizou。”
“doushuochaojiamiezu，erchenheningerwuyiwukao，youmeiyouyinqianbangshen，jiusuanshifuhuangbuyaowomenxingming，womenyehuobuxiaqua！”
yehuangfuditongku，dangzhesuoyouguanyuandemian，tongchizheqingwangjiantaizibingshi，jiuqifutamengunanyounvdexingwei。