dayuanneiwai，wushurenjiujiubunengpingjingxialai。
zhanzaitamenmianqiandeliuweijuesemeinv，jiajixiaguoneirenheyijiashijiajiuchuochuoyouyu，jiusuanshijingchengdeneiqundingjishijia，xianglaiyenenggoushangmenjian！
kexianzaijuranquandouzhanchulaixuanbujiajilinfan？
haishiyigejijiangfumie，jincunyiliushisuidelaotou，yicanjidejiazu？
这可真有点戏谑啊！
zhongrendouyaohuaiyishibushilinjiazhangwoletamendemougebabing，zheicaidaozhixianrujindeqingkuang。
“zheijianzhishikaichuanglelishidexianhea！conglaidoumeitingshuosheiyilianjichenghaoxiegexiongdideweihunqi！”
“taixianmule！zheimeduomeinv！tamadeyaoshifenwoyigejiuhaole！shuishangyigelaozijiusuanshisiyeleyi！”
“xiongdimen，zheiyoubushimeiyoujihui！yaozhidaolinfanxianzaikehaishicanfei！chulenengshuohua，meiqitadenengli！zheixiegelaopotayemeibanfadonga！”
“jiusuanyouzheiqunnvdezhuliyouruhe？nengzhenduilinjiaderen，wojuedeshibuhuipatamende，zanmendengzheba，zheiqunnvdechizaohuilundaowome！”
“nimenshibushishaosikaoleyigewenti？shuobudingshizheiqunnvdeyanxia！linlaoyongtuihunzuoweitiaojianhuanlaijintiandeyichangxi！”
liuweijuesemeinvdeturuqilaidefashirangxianchanggedashijiayilunfenfen，doubumianduicichanshenglecaiyi。
buguodajiadouzhidao，linjiakongpazanshishibuhuimiewangle……
“fuqin……tamen……zheishiweishenme！linjiafenmingyijingshizhudinglejieju！”
huangxuanqingyanshenzhuozhuodekanzheneiliuweimeinv，shifenbujie！
tamenzhongderenheyiwei，dourangtaganjuedaoleshenshendezibei，lunshili，lunmeimao，zijisihudoubibushang……
nandao，wozheicidexuanze……shicuowudema？
huangwuxinkanchulezijinverdeyouyu，yeshijiandingdao：“nver，buyaohuaiyi！linjiachizaohuimiewangde！nihaiyougenghaodexuanze！zhiyaoninengpanshanggenggaodeshijia，zanmenhuangjiadeweilaiyipianguangrong！”
“嗯……”
suishuoruci，dankandaoyanqianzhanzailinfanshencedeliuweimeinvshi，tahaishixinzhongsihushishaolexieshenme，kongluoluode。
tahelinfan，ziyouxiangshiyijingshiduonianle，keweilegenghaodeqiantu，tazhinengxuanzefangqi……
“ai，linglong，xiaoxue……nimenzheiyoushihebiyongzijideqingbailaibangwolinjia。”linlaoyezitanlekouqi，“zheiyangba，dengtamendouzoule，wojiutongyinimentuihun……”
linlaoyezihaishimeibanfaxiangxintamenzhendedasuanyitonggaijialinfan，zheijianzhitaiguofeiyisuosi。
yulinglongheqitazhongnvzhanzailinfanshenbian，shenchudazailinfandejianbangxing，jiandingdao：“linyeye，womenyijiushinidesunxi！zhibuguobianchengdasunxileeryi！”
kandaotamenrucijianding，linlaoyeziyezhidaozheibushiwanxiao，xinzhonggengshichongmanleganji！
zairujinlinjianeiyouwaihuandeqingkuangxia，tamendechuxianhetianshiwuer！
“ng！yeyewobaozheng！yidingburanglinfanzheichouxiaozigufunimen！”
“xiexielinyeye！”zhongnvqishengshuodao。
jiezheyulinglongzhuanshenkanzhehuangxuanqing，lenghengyishengdao：“haibudasuanzou？shiyaorangwobanimenganchuqu？！”
laizijingchengshijiadeqishikuosankailai，kandeqitarenzhijueyizhenliangyi！
zheijiushijingchengshijiadedaxiaojiea，guoranqishifeifan！
beidangzhongqugan，raoshihuangwuxinlianpizaihouyebumianjuedeyouxiediuren，tameishuohua，zhishiyinlengdekanleyanyulinglong，yishuaixiuzidaizhenverlikailezheidifang。
denghuangjialikaizhihou，linlaoyezimomodezhanqishen，zaizhongnvdechanfuxialaidaogedashijiademianqian。
“gewei，jiexialaijiushiwolinjiadejiashile，laofandajiakeyijiucilikaile，jinriyouxiezhaodaibuzhou，rihouwodenghuiqinzihedajiapeigebushi。”
linlaoyezidandandeshuodao，shengyinbuda，dandouzhunquedeluozailezhongmeigerendeerbian。
“zoulezoule，jintianyesuankanleyigehaoxi，ai，zhenxianmulinfanzheigecanjiren……”
zhongrendougantanzhekaishilikaihuichang。
gedashijiazhong，laizijingchengdeliwujilianseyinchendekanzheweizailinfanshenbiandeyulinglong，
“yulinglong！haoyigeyulinglong！ningyuanjiajiyigecanjiyebujieshouwo！zhenshigouyankanrendi！”
liwujipeileyisheng，feichangbushuangdezhoumadao。
tazheiciguolai，jiushidedaoyujiadaxiaojieyulinglongdeweihunfuguoshidexiaoxi，haixiangzhechenjinaxiazheichoubiaozi！
meixiangdaotajurangaijiajilinjiadezhangzi！
真是不要脸！
“lishao，zanmenzaidengdeng，linjiadezuiderenkebuyiban，denglinjiafumie，yulinglongjiuchengguafule，daoshihouninxiangyaosuibianwandoumeishi。”
“nideyisishiwozhipeiwanbierenshengxiade？”liwujilengyankanzheyipangdeshouxia。
shouxiadunshihanruyuxia，lianmangjieshidao：“bushibushi，lishao，linfanxianrujinshigecanfei，tamenyezhiyoufuqidemingtou，zuobudaoshenmeshishi……erqie，yigechunjiederenqiqibumeizai？”
“daoyebucuo……”lishaoruoyousuosi，“jintianwanshangdefanjusheizude？”
“jianghaihuangjia，jiuganggangneigelaituihunde。”
“tanverbucuo，wanshangkeyijiejiemen。”
“是！李少！”
……
kerenmanmandesanqu，dengzhongrenlikaizhihou，yeqingketaoleliangjuzhihoubianyelikaile，zhiliuxialinlaoyezihecongchuangshangdaolunyidelinfan，haiyouyulinglongdengnv。
yulinglongkanzhekerenzhongmougerendebeiying，zongjuedeyouzhongshuxideyanegan……
“xiaofan，linglong……zanmengaisongxiaotiantamenzoule……”
linlaoyezibeishangdeshengyinchuanlai，shengxiadezhongrenzheicaijiangmuguangfangzaisonglaideguhuitanshang。
“linyeye，fangxin！womenhuichulihaozheijianshide！ninxianzaizuizhongyaodeshixiuyanghaoshenti！”yulinglongzhanlechulai，kangqiledaqi。
“linglonga，wozhidaonimenshiweiwolinjiahao，danshizhendebubiyongzijideqingbai……ruguonimenzhendeyao……”
linlaoyezidehuahaimeishuowanbianrangyulinglongdaduanle。
tawozhelinfandeshou，zhuadefeichangjin，shifenrenzhendao：“linyeye，congxianzaikaishi，wojiushilinfandeqizi！nidesunxi！zheiyangdehuayihoubuyaoshuole！”
linfanxianzaiyijinghuifuledabandezhijue，nengmingxianganjuedaolaiziyulinglongshouzhangjiandewenruan，bumianyouxiejidong。
qitazhongnvjianzhuang，yefenfenzhuaqilelinfandeshou，shoubei，jianbangdengdengweizhi。
linfanzhijuegesefenxiangpumianerlai，wenruandeganjuebianbuquanshen！
bushibadimeimen，nimenlaizhendea！