我真笑不活了。
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beidamazheimeyichazui，jingchayeshizhuanguotouwunaidao：“dama，nayoudongbudongjiuqiangbide？”
“nishouxianbunengfangaiwodegongzuo，wocaikeyijininyigemanyidedafu。”
damalenghengyisheng，yijiushinulenuzuimeishuoshenme，yijiuxiezheyanjingkanzhewo。
jingchashiyiwokaikou，woyilianbeitongdao：“shuoshihua，jingchatongzhi，wozhenmeixiangdaoshifengrixia，wojuranbeizheidamafanyaoyikou。”
“mingmingshizheidamayilaomailaorangwohuaiyundeqizirangzuo，woqiziburang，tajiuzhishixionghaizibamoshuipolewoqiziyishen。”
“wojiantamenjiahaizipigushangyouzhiwenzi，haibangmangdasile，wokeshidadadiliangmina！”
jingchayitingzhizhoumeitou，kanlaicongwokouzhongtingdaode，hezhiqiandamagaosutadebuyiyang。
damatingdaowozheimeshuoqidezhiduosuo，woquechenjingchabuzhuyiduizhetazuolegemobozidedongzuo。
dunshi，damazhizhewolianhongbozicudao：“jingchatongzhi，tajiushiguyishanghaiwosunzide，woyaoqiuqiangbi，tayidingshijingshenbing！”
我咧嘴一笑。
chunfamang，duifuqilaijiushirongyiduole。
yushi，wolianshangluchunongyuwubidexiaorong：“dama，meixiangdaojuranbeinicaizhongle。”
“zaijinitigexing，jingshenbingsharenkeshibufanfadee....”
damakanjianwodexiaolian，shenshangzhizhan，chadianmeibeiqidebeiguoqiqu。
jingchadenglewoyiyan：“nijiwoxiaotingdian。”
woshunjiandiantouhayao：“haoleijingchatongzhi，zheijianshijiujiaojininchulile，eduile，beimoshuinongzangdequnziwoyedailaile。”
shuoba，wobaqunzicongyidoulitaolechulai，jiaozailejingchadeshoushang。
kanzheneiyangjingmeidequnzibeinongdezangxixide，jingchayeshimeitouzhitiao。
wozaiyicibuchongdao：“duilejingchatongzhi，woqizihaishiyimingyunfu，wojuededangshishoudaoleyidingdejinghe，suoyiwoyaosuoqujingshensunshifei。”
damajianqingkuangyufaduizijibuli，yushiganjinsapodao：“neiwosunzihaibeidaleni，bujizheigehundanpanxingzenmeshuodeguoqu？”
“jingcha，niyaoshibujitapanxing，wojiuqugaoniqu。”
zheixia，jiedaiwomendejingchatongzhizhongyushibengbuzhule，lenglengdao：“xianggaowodehua，chumenzuoguai，jianyikuaidian。”
damajianzijishuocuolehua，renjiayouruciqiangying，dunshijiunianle。
wochenjibudaodao：“dama，shangqingdadaoqingweishangyishang，kenengshexianguyishanghaizui，wobangninjiahaizipigushangmiandagewenzi，keyuanyuangoubuchengqingweishange。”
“haishizainijiahaizipomoshuizaiwoqizishenshangzaixian，yaoburanwoyeshizheqisuyixiani，peichangyunfujiwankuaijingshensunshifeiwojuedemeishenmewenti。”
damashuobuguowo，baqiuzhudemuguangkanxianglejingcha。
jingchakanleyiyanwo，suihouduidamadao：“tashuodemeicuo，jianyinimendachenghejie，dingduonikeyigentayaoge200yuanyixiadefakuanhuozhejuliutajitian，buguozheiyangdehua，duifangyeshikeyizhenduiyunfushoudaojinghezheifangmiantiqisusongde。”
damajianshizaimeilezhao，ehenhendikanlewoyiyan，zhuaizhehaiziwangwaizou。
xiaozaizichaonao，kugebuting。
damachaozhepiguchuaileyijiao，chuaidaolewozhiqianchoupigudedifang，tengdixiaozaiziaoaozhijiao。
woxinqingdahao，shouchakudouxiaosalikaijingju。
kelingwomeixiangdaodeshi，kansiyijingjiejuedemafan，qishicaiganggangkaishi。
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woshiganmianshidiande，suiranshouruhaisuankeguan，zhishiqidezao，shuidewan，zhuandedoushixinkuqian。
第二天一早。
zhengdangwogangdakaijuanlianmen，zhunbeikaimenyingyedeshihou，queshiwendaoleyigunongliedexingchouwei。