第3章
menwaineijianxidesangyinxiangdaozisideguajinmeigerendeerduo。
lujiazhongrenxinzhaobuxuandiduishi，douzhidaoshisuxiaoxiaoneigehoumalaile。
suxiaoxiaoxinzhongyijing，zheilaideyetaikuailexie。talimaqishen，kuaibuchaomenkouzouqu。
gangzoudaomenkou，jiukandaoyuanzhudehoumazhangcuiliandaizhetaneigebikongchaotiandenverwangliwangwulichuang。
“qinjiamua，wokedanxinsiwomenjiaxiaoxiaole——”
zhangcuilianzuishangaiyouaiyoujiaozhe，yanzhuziquediliuliudizhuan，muguangsisinianzaizhangfengyuanshouwandeyuzhuoshang。
弹幕瞬间炸开：
【lailelaile！jingdianyaoqianhuanjielaile！】
【zheihoumatebuyaolian，zheicilaijiushiyongnvpeizuojiekou，xiangnanzhujiayaoqian！】
【nanzhujiayeshiburongyi，weilebaozhunvpeiduzilidehaizi，youshisongshouzhuoyoushisongqiande，kexidaotoulaishayemeiluozhe，zhulandashuiyichangkong。】
suxiaoxiaoyanjingyimi，xinlidexiaosuanpandadepipaxiang：【zheikebuxing！zheixiekedoushitaweilainengfengedecaichan，shitahoubanbeizidebaozhang，zenmenengbianyilezheigeeduhouma！】
“ma！ninzenmelaile？”tayigeceshen，jingzhundangzhuzhangcuilianwanglumushenbiancoudeluxian。
zhangcuilianyibabitiyibalei，jixujiaxingxingdikuhao，“wozheibushitingshuolujiayaoxiafanglema，nihaihuaizhehaizi，zenmenengquxiangxia，xiangdaoniyaochiku，wozheixina，jiujiudeteng！"
suxiaoxiaoxinlilengxiao：【zhuang，jixuzhuang！bujiushixiangpianqianpianzhuozima？】
lujiarenjieshijingyadikanzhesuxiaoxiao，luchenzhoushenqingguguai，zheinvren......juranzaihuzhetajiadecaichan？suiranhaishineimetancai，danzhishaozhidaohuzhezijiadongxile，suanshiyoudianzhangjin。
luxiaoyugengshizhijiedengyuanleyanjing，tagangcaibushihuantingba？zheigeyixiangbangzhehoumasouguazijiadesaozi，juranzaimatahouma？
lujiazhongrenxinsigeyi，zhangfengyuanjucudizhanqishen，xiayishiyongxiuzizhezhuyuzhuo：“qinjiamulaile，kuaizuo......”
yankanzhezhangcuilianyaotuikaizijiwanglumushenbiancou，suxiaoxiaoyibawanzhulumudegebo，mianshangquexiaodecanlan，“maninbuyongdanxinwo，woyijingjuedinggenchenzhouyiqixiaxiangle。”
lujiazhongrenyilianzhenjing，zhangfengyuanzuichunzhandou，jinjinzhuazhuletadeshou，“xiaoxiao，ni......nishuozhende？”
suxiaoxiaodiantou，“mawoxiangtongle，fuqijiugaitonggangongkuma！”
luchenzhoumouguangyian，shenshenkanletayiyan，xinzhongyufakendinglezijidecaice，bijingyaoshiyuanxiandesuxiaoxiao，shidasiyebukenengyuanyigenzijixiaxiangde。
luxiaoyudengdayan，yanzhongmanshihuyi，nandaozheinvrenzhendezhuanxingle？budui！takendingshizhuangmozuoyangxiangboqubamahedagedehaogan，ranhoucongjialinagengduodeqian！
danmuyedaduoshigenluxiaoyuyiyangdexiangfa：
【edunvpeinengzheimewusi？woshibuxinde！】
【不信+1】
【houtoukendinghaibiezheshenmehuaini！】
【坐等翻车】
zhangcuilianliansetieqing，kanshaziyiyangkansuxiaoxiao，“nizheiyatoushuoshashahuani，xiangxiaduoku！zaishuonihaihuaizhehaizi，nishoudelezheizui，haiziyeshoubulea！”
lumutinglezheihuayeshidanyoudikanleyantadeduzi，yuyanyouzhi。
suxiaoxiaozaixinlifanlegebaiyan，zhidaotaguanxindenalishihaizi，“maninfangxin，wodehaizihaozheni，ninyaozhentengwo，burubashangcijiewojiadeqianhaile？wojideninshuoshijididijiaoxuefei？kedidibushizaochuoxuelema？”
zhangcuiliandelianshunjianyizhenhongyizhenqing，yishibeiduideshuobuchuhualai。
弹幕看爽了：
【edunvpeiduieduhouma，jingcai！】
【护财狂魔上线！】
【nanzhumadeshouzhuozheisuanshibaozhulema？】
wanglikanqinmabeidui，limashangqianyibuma，kanzhesuxiaoxiaodeduziyinyangguaiqidao，“jie，nihuaizhehaizidouganxiaxiang，biebushipianrendeba？wokannizheiduzizheimeping，yidianyebuxiangshihuailesangeyuedeyangzi！”
suxiaoxiaoxintoumengdiyitiao：【si——tabuhuizhidaozijishijiayunba？】
zheiniantougangqi，jiutingjianshenhou“kuangdang”yisheng。luxiaoyutifanledengzi，yizhangxiaolianqidetonghong。
“suxiaoxiao！”luxiaoyuyaoyaqiechi，“ni——”
tazhizhesuxiaoxiaojiuyaokaima，luchenzhouturankaikoudaduan，“wohexiaoxiaodehaizijiubulaonimenduofeixinle，zuotianwoyijinghetashanglianghaole，jintianjiuquweishengyuanzuochanjian。”
suxiaoxiaohoubeiyiliang，jiangyingdizhuantoukanxiangluchenzhou。duifangneishuangheichenchendeyanjingzhengyishunbushundidingzheta，zuijiaoguazheruoyouruowudehudu。
【wanniao......】
taxinliaihaoyisheng，queyezhinengyingzhetoupifuhe：“dui......duia，wodehaizihaozheni，womenjintianjiuyaoqujiancha......”
wangliliansenankan，queyeshishuobuchushenmele。
zhangcuilianzhongyuhuanguolai，henhendenglesuxiaoxiaoyiyan，peileyikou，“hao！haodehen！suxiaoxiaoniyouzhongyihoubiekuzhehuilaiqiuwo！”
shuowanzhuaizhewanglishuaimenerqu。
ketinglishunjianxianruguiyideanjing。
suxiaoxiaoyanlekoukoushui，xiaoxinyiyikanleyanluchenzhou，zhengxiangshuoshenme，jiujiantaturanzhanqishen：“zouba，quyiyuan。”
wugezi，xiangwukuaibingzazaitanaomenshang。tajiangyingditaitou，duishangluchenzhoushenbujiandideyanjing。
【sijiusile！fanzhengshentouyidaosuotouyeshiyidao，tingtianyoumingba......】
suxiaoxiaoshisiruguidizhanqilai，xinliyijingkaishipansuanyihuieryaoshibeichuochuangaiyongshenmetuocijiaobianle。