zhenxinhuadamaoxian,woshudechedi。chengfashi,hexianchangrenyiyiweinanshenghejiaobeijiu。qihongshengzhong,
woanliandexiaocaoguranzhanlechulai,yifushengquanzaiwodemoyang。kewomeilita。woduanzheliangbeijiu,
zoudaoquanchangzuiyedeluyanmianqian。talanlantaiyan,wotingdaoyigeshengyinzhakai:【**!tazenmeguolaile?
】1.baoxianglichaoderentouteng。woshuleyouxi,xuanledamaoxian。guimilinxiaoxiaoyilianbuhuaihaoyidicouguolai,
shengyindadaozhenggebaoxiangdounengtingjian。「sunian,qu,genzaichangnizuixiangshuidenanrenheyibeijiaobeijiu!」
hongdeyisheng,zhouweizhakaileguo。suoyourendemuguang,qishuashuadiluozailelianggerenshenshang。yigeshiwo。lingyige,
shizuozaizhuweishangdexiaocao,guran。2.sheidouzhidaowoanlianguran。wojitasongguoyizhenggeyuebuzhongyangdezaocan。
tadaqiuwoyongyuandiyigezaichangbiandishui。weiletayijuxiangkaoada,wopinlemingcongnianjisanbaimingzhuidaoqiansanshi。
jiulianguranziji,yezaojiuxiguanlewodezhuisui。cike,takaozaishafashang,zuijiaoqinzheyimodudingdexiao,
yanshenlidaizheyisishishe。fangfozaishuo,laiba,jinizheigejihui。linxiaoxiaotuilewoyiba,「kuaiqua,
womenaniandechuntianzhongyulaile!」woduanqizhuoshangdeliangbeijiu,shenxiyikouqi。zaisuoyourenkanhaoxidemuguangzhong,
wozhanleqilai。ranhou,yibuyibu,zouguoleguran。
tingzailejiaoluolineigecongshizhizhongdouzhishenshiwaidenanrenmianqian。3.luyan。yigehewo、heguran,
shenzhihezaichangsuoyouren,dougegeburudemingzi。tashiwomenxuexiaodechuanqi,yeshijinji。
tingshuojialibeijingtongtian,renyouyeyoukuang,meirenganre。tajintianhuibeilalai,chunshuyiwai。cike,
tayigerenzuozaizuiandejiaoluo,zhangtuijiaodie,zitaiyonglandishuazheshouji,lianyanpidoulandetaiyixia。
zhouweidexuanxiao,sihudouyutawuguan。wobaqizhongyibeijiu,zhongzhongdifangzaitamianqiandezhuozishang。pengdeyisheng,
jiuyehuangdang。tazhongyuyoulefanying,huanhuantaiqitou。neishiyishuangjiqipiaoliangdetaohuayan,yanweiweitiao,
kanrenshidaizhegumanbujingxindelengdanheshenshi。「youshi?」takaikou,shengyinxianglengyu。woxinzangkuangtiao,
balingyibeijiudidaotachunbian,nulirangzijideshengyintingqilaihenwen。「shuaige,hejiaobeijiu,keyima?」
huayinluoxia,zhenggebaoxiangsiyibanjijing。suoyourendouxiangbeianlezantingjian,lianguranlianshangdexiaodoujiangzhule。
luyanmiqiyan,muguangzaiwolianshangtingdunlejimiao。jiuzaiwoyiweitahuizhijierangwogundeshihou,
yigeqingxiwubideshengyin,turanzaiwonaozilizhakai。【cao!oiiiiiiiiiii!】【lengjing!
luyan**jilaozilengjing!zheishenmeqingkuang?tabuyizhizhuizheneigexinggudexiaobailianma?
】【buguo……zheiyatoucoujinlekan,**daijinger。zheiyao,zheitui,zheisuogu……xiangchangchang。
】womengdidengdayan。huanjue?woyidingshihejiuheduole。4.luyandebiaoqingyijiushineifusirenyang,
kanbuchubandianbolan。dantamianqiandeshoujipingmu,queyinweitawuyishishoujindezhijie,liangleyixiayouandiao。
wokandaotajiwocundebeizhuming——「gurandegenpichong」。wo:「……」xing。wojintianhaijiugendingnile。
wowangqianyoucoulecou,jiubeijihuyaopengdaotadezuichun,shengyinyadegengdi,daizheyisiqiyin。「zenme?
taiziyewanbuqi?」naozilideshengyingengjidongle。【wanbuqi?sheitamashuolaoziwanbuqi!
laoziwanguodebinichiguodemidouduo!】【tahaoxiang……yongdeshenmexiangshui?made,youdianshangtou。】【buxing,
bunengjiuzheimedayingle,xiandelaozihensuibian。】tazhongyudongle。tameijiewodejiu,
ershimantiaosilidinaqitazijineibei,zhanleqilai。tataigaole,woyimiliuwu,zaitamianqianxianggexiaojizi。
yinyingjiangwowanquanlongzhao,daizheyigujijuqinlvexingdexuesonglengxiang。tagouqichunjiao,xiaoyiqueweidayandi。
「jiuzheimehe,meiyisi。」【dui,jiushizheiyang,xianjujue,bazitainaqilai!】worenzhuxiao,
peihediwen:「neinixiangzenmehe?」tachuiyankanwo,muguangzhuore,xiangyaobawoshaochuan。「nihewode,
wohenide。」tabazijidejiubeididaowozuibian。wonaozilideshengyinyijingfengle。【aaaaa!
jianjiejiewen!laozizhenshigetiancai!】【kuaihea!kuai!bieyouyu!】wokanzhetajinzaizhichidejunlian,
hetaneishuangshenbujiandideyanjing,guishishenchadi,jiuzhetadeshou,heleyikou。jiushiliede,
shunzhehoulongshaoxiaqu。tamanyidigoulegouchun,ranhounaqiwoneibei,yangtou,yiyinerjin。houjiegundong,
xinggandeyaoming。tahewan,shoubeijiqizirandiraoguowodebozi,gouzhuwodeshoubei。wanchenglejiaobeijiudezishi。
quanchanghuaran。woqingchuditingjianguranneibian,beizibeiniesuideshengyin。yeqingchuditingjian,luyanzaiwoerbian,
yongzhiyouwonengtingdaodeshengyinshuo。「xianzai,manyile?」yiji,tanaozilineiju。【cao,zhentian。
】5.juhuibuhuanersan。wochenglequanchangdejiaodian,yebeiquanchangdenvshengyongmuguanglingchi。youqishilinxiaoxiao,
takanwodeyanshen,xiangshizaikanyigepantu。womeilihuirenheren,zhuaqibaojiuxiangliu。gangzouchubaoxiang,
shouwanjiubeirenconghoumianzhuaizhule。shiguran。taliansetieqing,liqidadexiangshiyaobawodeshouwanniesui。「sunian,
nishenmeyisi?」wozhoumei,「meishenmeyisi,wanyouxieryi。」「wanyouxi?」talengxiao,
「wanyouxixuyaonitiedeneimejin?nizhibuzhidaoluyanshishenmeren?litayuandian!」tadeyuqi,
daizheyizhonglisuodangrandeminglinghe……naonu。woturanjuedeyoudianhaoxiao。wozhuiletaliangnian,
taduiwoyongyuandoushibuxianbudiss,bujieshouyebujujue。rujinwobuguoshihebiedenanrenhelebeijiu,
tajiujile?pingshenme?wozhengxiangkaikou,shenhouchuanlaiyidaolanyangyangdeshengyin。「tagenwozenmeyang,guannipishi?
」luyanbuzhiheshigenlechulai,tadanshouchadou,xianxiandikaozaiqiangshang,yanshenqingmiedipieleguranyiyan。
【made,gandonglaozidenvren?shoubuxiangyaole?】【zheixiaobailiankanzhejiufan,yitiandaowanzhuangshenmebi。
】【nianniandeshouwanhaoxi,tanietengtameiyou?cao,xintengsilaozile。】yilianchuandexinshengzaiwonaozilishuaping。
「niannian」?wojipigedadouqilaile。gurankandaoluyan,liansegengnankanle,danqishimingxianruolexiaqu。
「luyan,zheishiwogentazhijiandeshi。」「e?」luyantiaomei,zouguolai,yibajiangwoladaotashenhouhuzhu,
dongzuozirandexiangshiyanlianguoqianbaibian。「buhaoyisi,」takanzheguran,xiaodeyoulengyoukuang,「xianzai,
tashiwodeshile。」【dui!jiushizheiyang!xuanbu**!shuaisiwole!】【xiaobailianliandoulvle,
hahahahahaha!】【niannianhuibuhuijuedewotaibadaole?huibuhuihedaota?buxing,daihuierdewenroudian。
】woduozaitashenhou,kanzhetakuankuodebeiying,xinliwuweizachen。zheigenanren,haoxiang……youdianyisi。
6.guranzuizhonghaishihuiliuliudizoule。zoulanglizhishengxiawoheluyan。qifenyishiyouxieganga。
wocongtashenhoutanchutou,「neige……xiexienia。」tazhuanguoshen,jugaolinxiadikanzhewo,
biaoqingyouhuifuleneifulengbingbingdeyangzi。「xiewoshenme?」【kuaishuoxiewobangnijiewei,ranhouyishenxiangxu!
】【buduibudui,taisule。】【tashuoxiexie,wogaizenmehui?shuobuyongxie?tailengdanle。shuoyinggaide?
taitiangoule。】【youle!】taqingleqingsangzi,shuo:「jushouzhilao。buguo,wocongbubaibangren。」wotiaomei,
「suoyi?」tamuguangluozaiwoweiweihongzhongdezuichunshang,houjiebuzijuedigunlegun。「gangcaineibeijiu,tailiele,
meichangchuweier。」【cao,wozaishuoshenmehuhua!luyannizheigeqinshou!】【tahuibuhuijuedewoshigeliumang?
】【danshitazuichunkanqilaizhendehaoruan……haoxiangqin。】wolianjiafatang,xiayishiditianletianzuichun。
tadeyanshenshunjiananlexiaqu,xiangyitoujijiangbushideyeshou。「sunian。」taturanjiaowodemingzi,
shengyinyoudianya。「ng?」「nishibushiguyide?」【nishibushiguyigouyinwo?】wozhuangsha,
「shenmeguyide?」tabijinyibu,jiangwokunzaitaheqiangbizhijian。「guyixuanwo,guyiguanwojiu,
guyi……」tadunledun,shixianjiaozhezaiwodechunshang,「……rangwoduiniganxingqu。」【kuaishuobushi!
kuaishuonizhishiwanyouxi!】【budui,kuaishuoshi!kuaishuonijiushixihuanwo!】【aaaafansile!
tadaodixibuxihuanwo!】wokanzhetamingmingjinzhangdeyaosi,quehaiyaoqiangzhuangzhendingdeyangzi,turanjuedehenhaowan。
wodianqijiaojian,coudaotaerbian,yongzhiyouwomenlianggerennengtingdaodeshengyin,qingqingshuo:「shia。」
「wojiushiguyide。」「nixianzai,duiwoganxingqulema?」hong——woganjuewonaozilidedanmu,yaozhale。
【!!!!!!!!!!!!】【tachengrenle!tachengrenle!taduiwoguoranyouyisi!
】【aaaaaaaaaaaaa!】【lengjing!luyan!nachunitaiziyedeqishilai!
bunengbeitakanchuan!】luyanmengdihoutuiyibu,lakaihewodejuli,ergenquehongdekuaiyaodixue。tayanshenpiaohu,
jiushibukanwo,zuishangquehaisichengzhe。「yiban。」「yejiu……yibanganxingquba。」7.huidaosushe,
linxiaoxiaoyijingdengzheshenpanwole。「sunian!nilaoshijiaodai!nigenluyandaodizenmehuishi!」
wobabaorengzaizhuoshang,daolebeishuiyiyinerjin。「meishenmeshi,kanbuguanguranneifuyangzi,
suibianzhaolegerenqitaeryi。」「suibianzhaogeren?」linxiaoxiaobagaoleyindiao,「nizhaosheibuhao,nizhaoluyan?
nizhidaotayouduofengma?shangxueqiyougebuzhangyandereleta,tuidouchadianbeidaduan!」wodangranzhidao。
luyande「feng」,quanxiaowenming。kewojintiantingdaodeneixiexinsheng……haoxianggenchuanwenlibutaiyiyang。「xingle,
wozhidaofencun。」wofuyandao。linxiaoxiaohaishibufangxin,「nikebiexianjinqule,neizhongrenwomenrebuqi。」
wodiandiantou,meizaishuohua。naoziliquebushoukongzhidi,yibianbianhuifangzheluyandeneixie「danmu」。fancha,
taidale。dadaorangwojuede,wohaoxiangfaxianleyigetiandademimi。diertianwoqushangke,potianhuangdi,
zaijiaoxueloumenkoupengdaoleluyan。taxiekuazhebao,zuilidiaozhegenmeidiandeyan,yifulangdangbujideyangzi。
kandaowo,tajiaobuyidun。【cao!zenmezaizheipengshangle!】【tajintianchuanletiaobaiqunzi,**haokan,
xianggexiaoxiannv。】【woyaobuyaoguoqudazhaohu?huibuhuitaikeyile?】【keshibuguoqu,
tabuliwozenmeban?】wojiazhuangmeikanjianta,mubuxieshidiwanglizou。yanjiaodeyuguang,
quepiejiantajiujiedemeimaodoukuainingchengyituanle。jiuzaiwomenjijiangcajianerguodeshihou,taturanshenchuzhangtui,
banlewoyixia。wozaoyoufangbei,wenwenzhanzhu,huitoukanta。talikeshouhuitui,yanshenwugudikanzhebiechu,
zuilidiaozhedeyandoukuaibeitayaolanle。【cao!wotamashizhuma!ganmabanta!】【zheixiahaole,
takendingjuedewoshigeshenjingbing!】【zenmebanzenmebanzenmeban!】wokanzhetazheifuyangzi,shizaimeirenzhu,
「puchi」yishengxiaolechulai。tamengdizhuantoukanwo,yanjinglidaizheyisicuoehe……weiqu?「nixiaoshenme?」
【taxiaoqilaizhenhaokan,youlianggeliwo。】【tashibushizaixiaowo**?】wozoujinta,
bangtabazuilikuaiyaobianxingdeyannaxialai。「tongxue,jiaoxuelounei,jinzhixiyan。」ranhou,
wobayikebohetangsaijinletazuili。「huoqizheimeda,chiketang,jiangjianghuo。」shuowan,
womeizaikantashihuadebiaoqing,zhuanshenjiuzou。shenhou,shizheneryulongdexinsheng。【aaaaaaaaa!
tapengwole!tahaijiwotangchi!】【shiboheweide,haotian。】【tashibushizaiguanxinwo?
tayidingshizaiguanxinwo!】【woxuanbu,zheiketang,jiushiwomendedingqingxinwu!】wojiaoxiayigelieju,
chadianpingdishuaijiao。dage,nineixinxiyaobuyaozheimeduoa?8.congneitianqi,woheluyandeouyu,
biandepinfanqilai。shitang、tushuguan、caochang……wojihumeitiandounengpengdaota。meiyici,
tadouzhuangzuobujingyideyangzi,dannaozilidedanmuquebaoluletaquanbudexingzong。
【tajintianhuiqusanloukaochuangdeweizhima?woyijingtiqianzhanhaozuole。】【taxihuanchitangculiji,
worangshitangayiduodaleyifen。】【tapaobudeyangziyehaokeai,xiangzhixiaotuzi。
】woyibianxiangshouzhezheizhongbeirenanzhongguanxindeganjue,yibianyoujuedehaoxiao。
zheigechuanwenzhongnengzhixiaoeryetidetaiziye,neilijuranshigechunqingyouaojiaodelianainao。zheitianxiawumeike,
woqutushuguanzixi。gangzuoxiameiduojiu,luyanjiugenleguolai,zuozaiwoduimian。
tazhuangmozuoyangdifanzheyibenhouhoude《gaodengshuxue》,meitoujinsuo,yifurenzhenxuexideyangzi。【cao,
zheixiededoushishenmewanyier?tianshuma?】【takanshudeyangzihaorenzhen,celianyehaohaokan,jiemaohaozhang。
】【xiangcouguoquqinyixia。】woshoulidebiyidun,chadianzaishushanghuachuyidaoyinzi。woqingleqingsangzi,
tixingzijiyaolengjing。bunengbeitadaipaopian。wonachuyidaowuliti,jiazhuangbaisibudeqijie,
babenzituidaotamianqian。「tongxue,zheidaoti,nihuizuoma?」luyandeshentishunjianjiangying。【**!
tazhudonggenwoshuohuale!haishiwenwoti!】【zheishishenme?zheishixuezhaduixueshendechongbaia!
】【keshitamadezheidaotilaoziyebuhuia!】【zenmeban?shuobuhui,huibuhuixiandewohenchun?】【youle!
】tataiqitou,yiliangaoshenmocedikanzhewo。「zheidaoti,chaogangle。」wo:「……」worenzhexiao,
「shima?kezheishiwomenlaoshiliudezuoye。」【cao!fanchele!】【lengjing!luyan!nikeshitaiziye!
bunenghuang!】tachensipianke,ranhounachushouji,shouzhizaipingmushangfeikuaidiqiaodazhe。【siri,
zheidaowulitizenmejie?】wochadianyikoushuipenchulai。meiguoyihuier,tabashoujituidaowomianqian,
pingmushangshiyigexiangxidejietibuzhou。talianshanghaishineifuyundanfengqingdebiaoqing,
yuqiquedaizheyisibuyichajuededeyi。「wogangcaichaleyixia,zheidaotiyouliangzhongjiefa。
wobijiaotuijiandierzhong,gengjianjie。」【kuaikuawo!kuaishuowohaolihai!
】【tahuibuhuicongcijiuaishangwocongmingdetounao?】wokanzhetaliangjingjingdeyanjing,
xiangyizhidengdaizhurenkuajiangdedaxingquan。woturanqiledounongtadexinsi。wocouguoqu,hetayiqikanshoujipingmu,
womendetoujihuyaopengdaoyiqi。wonengwendaotashenshanghaowendexuesongwei,hetawenredehuxi。「wa,」
woguzuochongbaidishuo,「luyan,nihaolihaia。」【aaaatakuawole!】【takaowohaojin,
wonengwendaotatoufashangdexiangwei。】【woxintiaohaokuai,tahuibuhuitingdao?】wodangrantingdaole。
bujintingdaoleniruleidexintiao,haitingdaoleninaozilineixieluanqibazaodedongxi。woshenchushou,
zhizhepingmushangdeyigegongshi。「zheigedifang,wohaishibutaidong,ninengzaijiwojiangjiangma?」wodezhijian,
「buxiaoxin」pengdaoletadeshoubei。taxiangbeidianleyixia,mengdisuohuishou。【!!!!】【tayoupengwole!
】【tadeshouhaoruanhaohua。】【buxinglebuxingle,laoziyaorenbuzhule。】tamengdizhanqilai,
yizihedimianfachucierdemocasheng。zhouweiderendouchaowomenkanlai。taergenhongtou,yanshenduoshan,
diuxiayiju「wohaiyoushi」,jiuluohuangertao。kanzhetajihushitongshoutongjiaopaochuqudebeiying。wopazaizhuozishang,
xiaodejianbangzhidou。luyan,niyetaikeaileba。9.zhoumo,linxiaoxiaoyuewoguangjie。womengangzoujinshangchang,
jiuyuanjialuzhaidipengshangleguran。tashenbianhaigenzheyigenvsheng,shigebijinrongxidexihua。kandaowo,
gurandeliansemingxianyijiang。tashenbiandexihuaquewanzhutadegebo,tiaoxindikanlewoyiyan。「yo,
zheibushisunianma?zenme,jintianmeigenzhewomenjiaarana?」wohaimeishuohua,linxiaoxiaojiuzhale。「nisheia?
shuohuayinyangguaiqide。womenjianiannianguangjie,guannipishi?」xihualengxiaoyisheng,「woshigurandenvpengyou。
wozhishitixingmouxieren,biezaizuoyixiesichanlandadediaojiashi。」guranzhoulezhoumei,sihuxiangshuoshenme,
danzuizhonghaishimeikaikou。wosuanshikanmingbaile。tazheishizhaodaoxinmubiaole,youpawojiuchan,
suoyiteyidaizhexinhuanlaiwomianqianyaowuyangwei,haorangwozhinanertui。zhenshikexiao。
tayiweiwohaishiyiqianneigefeitabukedesunianma?wolandegentamenfeihua,lazhelinxiaoxiaojiuyaozou。「dengdeng。
」guranquejiaozhulewo。takanzhewo,yanshenfuza。「sunian,neitianwanshangdeshi,nibiefangzaixinshang。
luyanneizhongren,bushiheni。」「e?」wotingxiajiaobu,huitoukanta,「neisheishihewo?nima?」
tabeiwoyeleyixia,liansezhanghong。「wo……wozhishiweinihao。」「weiwohao?」woxiaole,「guran,
shouqinineitaoziyiweishideshuociba。niconglaijiumeikanqiguowo,bushima?」「yiqianwozhuizhenipao,
nijuedewofan,xianzaiwofangshoule,niyoujuedebuganxin。」「shuodaodi,
nizhishixiangshouneizhongbeirenzhuipengdeganjue,niaide,conglaidouzhiyouniziji。」woyikouqishuowan,
juedexinlishutanduole。zheiliangnianyayizaixinlideweiquhebugan,haoxiangdouzaizheiyikeyanxiaoyunsanle。
guranheneigexihua,liansedoubiandehennankan。jiuzaizheishi,
yidaoshuxideshenyingcongpangbiandeshechipindianlizoulechulai。shiluyan。tahuanxialeyiguandexiuxianzhuang,