第一章 我死了

tiankongzhongyiduojudademoguyun,gaosongruyun。xiangshisishenzhangdalezui,hushidandandeyaotunshilesuoyourendeshengming。

“hong”youshizhendong,huisedechentu,dunshiyongleqilai,yidongdongfangzi,shunjianyiweipingdi,suiranzheifangziailedian。

douchangshanmimihuhuhedianxingleguolai,fangyanwangquyouderenlouzhezhuzixiesidilideaihao,youderenzaijingkongdesichubenpao。

ertamianqianbuyuandedifang,yigeren,suiranhaibaochizhezuoyidezishi,dantouluzaojiubuzhidaoqulenali。ranhouzhitingtingdedaolexiaqu。

yuanbendeyigehuajiaoli,huajiaodedingyijingbuzhidaoqulenali,xinniangdeyifubuyierfei,chishen**delouzhezijidexiongkou,xiesidilidetongku。

keshigenbenjiumeiyourenlita,yinweizheizhongxianxiangsuichukejian。daochudoushiaihaohongbianye。

“花轿?新娘?”

douchangshandunshimengle,“zheishina?wozenmezaizheili?jidehaoxianggangcaihaishizaoshangjiudian,xianzaizenmezheimekuaijiuheile,”

zheibuduia,zijigongzuodefadianchangweiyujiuheshinanbiandehebian,weilejieyuechengbenguyijianzaihebian,haorangmeiyunjinlai。

erqienanbianrenjihanzhi,nalaidezheimeduorena?jiusuanshidianchangbaozha,yebugaizaochengzheimedadesunhaia,nikanzheixiefangzi,douchengzhale。

zaishuozheifangzimingxianbushishuinide,ershimutoude。haiyouzheixierendeyifu,qiqiguaiguaide,yikanjiubushizhengchangren。

manjiedoushiyinweibaozhaersichubenpaoderen,youdehaichishen**,dangrangengduodehaishisuichukejiandeshiti,

haiyoubeizhadefensuiderentiqiguan,yiguechoupumianerlai。zhiqiangdetaganouqilai。zheiweidaohaoxiangrensihoufulandeweidao。

douchangshanyijing,nandaoshuowosile,zheishidiyu?

renbuzhunanguoleyizhenzi,ai,wohaimeiqianguonvhaideshouni,wohaishige**ni,wodeyingpanlimian200gdeguniangmena,yongbielewodebaobeiermen。

douchangshan,danshengouyimei,suirancaiershibasui,danyijingshijiuheshiyilingerbafadianchangyimingshiniangonglingdelaozhigongle。

jintiantazuoweilaoshifulingzheyipixinyuangongruzhi,zaichangqulimianjieshaogegeshebeilimiandeqingkuang,zhizheguoludeyigeyeweiguanshuodao“zheigedifang,zheishiguoluguoreqiguandao,qianwanbunengqueshui,yidanqueshuijiuhuiyinfabaozha,jibianqueleshui,yebunengzhijiejiashui,yaotingxialaishebeizaijia。zhijiejiayehuiyinfaxindeweixian,suoyiyaoshikezhuyi,jingxincaozuo,mingbaima?”jigexinyuangongdoudianzhetou“mingbaile。”

douchangshankanjianyigexiaonvshengxinbuzaiyandewanzheshouji,genlimianderenzhengzaifaweixinliaotianni。meiyourenzhentingtajieshao,dunshilaxialianlai。

zhizheneigenvshengshuodao“ni,neigenvsheng,shuonini。wojinijieshaoshebeini,nizenmewanshoujia,nimenbuyaoyiweijinlezheiguoqi,jiuyouletiefanwanle,wogaosunimen,yexunimenjiujinlediyudemenkoule,zheifadianchangguoluxitongkanzhebuda,keshitashejigaowengaoya,youdedifanghaiyouqiangsuanqiangjian,shifenweixian,erqiezanmengongyingzhequanshidedongjiqunuanhejuminyongdian,shaoweibushen,yingxiangqunuanfadianshixiao,yaoshifashengbaozha,nidexiaomingkejiujiaodaizaizheilile。buyaosanxineryide,zhidaoma?”

neinvshengbailexiayan,xingxingdebashoujisaijinzijidekoudaili。

douchangshanjiezheshuodao“buguoni,dajiayebuyaohaipa,woshuohuibaozhani,shixiangtixingdajiazheilibushixuexiaole,shigeweixiandedifang,yaofuzeren,duibierenfuze,yeduizijifuze,bunengsanxineryi。

dangranlezanmengongsizuoweiyigeguoqi,anquanxishuhaishihengaode,fashengbaozhadejilvhenxiao,dangchuxianlejinjiqingkuang,zhiyaoanzhaogongsizhidingdejinjiyuan,zhixingjiukeyile,qianwanbuyaoshoumangjiaoluan。shizaibuxingkandaoyouweixianle,anxianaixin,shushigeshu,xiyikouqizaijiejueyeshikeyide。”

takanjiandajiadoumianrongjiaojidejuzheshouxiangshiyouwenti,douchangshanhenmanyitajiangkedexiaoguo“kanlaidajiadouhenyongyuema,buyaozheji,shushigeshu,zaishenhuyikouqi,dui。”

zhijiandajiakaishicha“yi,er。san,si,wu,……”ranhoutuleyikouqi。ranhouduitashuo“doushifu,doushifu,guoreqi,yeweiguanlideshuimeile。”

douchangshanyikanguoran,tadexingedengyixiaandaoshenmeqingkuang?gaibuhuishidianjihuaileba。

danshitabuganbiaoxianchulaixinlidehuangzhang,tadandandeduizhezhongrenshuodao,“nimenruchangpeixunjinxingguohuozaichetuiyanlianmeiyou?”

众人点点头。

“hao,birujintianguoluyinweiguoreqigongshuibengdianjihuai,yinqilutangganshao。mashangjiuyaofashengbaozhale,nimenyaoxiangneiyangwuzhebizi,wanzheyao,yuanlibolimenchuang,xiangnanpao,quba。kuaidian。”

zhongrenguorankaishixingdongqilai,wuzhebizimaozheyao,xiangnankaishipaoqilai。

douchangshanshuyikouqi,xiwangzheiqunnianqingdexingongrennengananwenwendeduoguoyijie。

taganjindadianhuajicaozuoshi“xiaoliu,shenmeqingkuang,zenmeguoreqimeishuile?jiashuilemeiyou。”

neibianchuanlaixiaoliudeshengyin“doushifu,jiashuibengdianjihuaile。”

“那备用水泵呢?”

“beiyongshuibeng,qianliangtianjiuhuaile,diangongshuomingtianxindianjicaidao。”douchangshananzimaniang,beiyongshebeijingranbutiqianzhunbeihao。chulewenti,linshizhuaxia。

“kuai,jinjitingche。xianzailutanggujiyijingkaishiganshaole,guanbiguoluzhuqifa,tingzhisongfeng、yinfeng,yongmeizhashishiyahuojiangwen,buyaoxiangguoluzhushui,kuai。”

“zheimedashiyaotongzhishangjilingdaoma。”

“tongzhigepi,chuleshiqingwofuze。zaiwanjiu……”

“hong”yishengjuxiang,tiankongshengqijudademoguyun,jinjiezhedadikaishizhendongqilai,douchangshanfuzhelubiandeyigenludeng,baozhadechongjibo,zhendetayaoyaohuanghuang,liangyanyimohei,hunleguoqu。dengtaxinglaijiulaidaolezheili。

tanxileyizhen,tayejiutanranle,sijiusiba,suoxingzijiwuqianwugua。fuqinzaosi,muqingaijia。congxiaogenzheyeyeguo,yaoburanyebuzhiyubudaoshibasuijiujinlezheifadianchanga。qunianyeyeyequshile。zijigengjiashigegujiaguarenle。

yuanlaiyinjianzheigemoyanga。buzhidao,nengbunengjiandaosiqudebabaheyeye。

zheishihouguolaiyigelaotouzi,paipaitadejianbang,dijitayigechuangdanzi“xiaohuozi,bielengzhele,guozhezheichuangdanziba,nizheimechishen**deshizaishibuyaguan。”

taditouyikankebushi,zijixiabanshenliangsousoude,nandaorensiledoumeiyouyifuma,guaibudefengnianguojieyaojisiqudeqinrenshaoyifuni。

tajieguochuangdanzi,guozaizijishenshang“daye,naiheqiaozenmezou?”