第二章 无理取闹

keshiyoudanzheyishenshenhuisemaoxianyi,jingzhijunmeidewuguan,ciyandezharenyanqiu,chunheisedefasiheshixiadapilisezaoxingdeyiren,yanranbutong。shuaideneiyangyingqibiren,qizhifeifan。

tingdao“linsixian”zheisangezidekeshiyou,zuijiaopanshanglemomingdexiaohu,tahuanhuanzhaixiashenhesedetaiyangjing,meiyandaixiaodeshiren。jingpianxiadeneishuangmouzi,ruziyelidexingsu,mingliangshensui,rangrenwangbujianjintou。

“linsixian……henhaotingdemingzi。”tajianyibandeshuangmei,buzijuedeshangyang,yiweishenzhangdezanyangzhe,yueerdenanxingsangyinyixiazizhigongsixiandexiongkou。

taduozairenqunzuihoupai,momolianqiyanmou,xiaoxinyiyidebuyuanfachuyidiandiandeshengxiang。wuzidiaojinlezijidesixuzhizhong……

fanmangdeluzhixianchanghoutai,23suidelinsixianzuoguyoupandemangliuzhe。gaishichengshudenianji,ketadezhangxiangquechuqidexueshengqi,qingxiukerenzhiyu,gengshikeaiyoujia。gongsiliaimutadenantongshihenduo,danshijihumeiyouyigerennenggourudeletadefayan,yinweitanianjiqingqing,jiuyijingshinihongdanghongdejinpaijingjiren,gengshiquanneiyoumingdemeinvxiaojingji。

nagegangchudaodeyiren,zhiyaobeitadaiguo,baozhubaohong。danquanneibufayeyouzheiyangdechuanwen:shuotaweilezijideyeji,buxituoyishangchuangdequtizijideyirenjiegongzuo。erzaitashouxiadenanyiren,yewuyiliwaidezongshiyinweitazheizhangqingchunkerendemirenwaibiao,caiyuanyizuotashouxiadeyiren。

danzheiyezhishichuanwen,conglaimeiyouqieshidezhengju。tabenrenyecongbuchumenchengqing,waijiatashouxiadenvyirenyetongyangfazhanjijia,suoyitajinpaijingjidebiaoqian,yehennanbeiquchu。

“wei?nawei。”linsixianyongliulideriyukaikou。

“weishenmejintianbaozhishangyoushiniheshouxiananyirendetoutiao?!”duifangxianranbushinihongren,ershiyikoudidaodeguoyufayin。

“e……shiyou……”taxiangsheyingzuzuolegezantingdeshoushi,tengkongchulaiquyibianjiedianhua。“neixiebaguazazhidoushiluanxiedela……niyinggaizhidaodela……”

taxianggexiaonvshengyiban,yongshouzhiwannongzhezijizhangzhangdefasi,manzuiwenroudejieshidao。suiranshigezhedianhua,keshibuzhiweihe,tadexinzangjiushihuimengtiaobuzhi。

“nideyisi,yaowoxiguantoushangdelvmaozi?!”dianhuaneitoudeshengyin,daizhezhenzhenhanyi,yinliangbuda,kequedongcherendexinfei。

yixiangdaozhishuyutayigerendeta,bujinbeixiechengrenjinkefudexiajiannvren,haiyizaibeishijiandedangshirenzhufu:yaoxiguan。sijicichukeshiyoudeyizhangjunyan,zaiciyinmai。

“wobushizheigeyisi,haobuhao!nibiequjiewodehuama。”tadui“lvmaozi”zheisangezi,xiandehaobuzaiyi,fanernaishengnaiqidesajiaoqilai。

“nijiujingyaozainihongfengdaoshenmeshihoucaihuiguo?!”zhenshibeitadabaile!sheijiaotakeshiyougenbenjiuduitazheigexiaonvren,yidiandikanglidoumeiyouna?!

“wonayoufenga,woshizaizhuanqianla!”tabufuqidefankang,tazuitaoyantingdaodejiushitaduizijideburenke,ganjuejiuxiangtashigezhihuichihezhangfudexiaonvrenyiyang。

“jiajiwo,haiyaozhuanshenmeqian?!nigenbenjiushibuxiangjiehun,suoyiyizaituoyan,shibushi?”tachenshengdao。

zhuanqian?!tamenkejiashenmeshihouqueguozheidianxiaoqianle?dangnianlinbabalinmamafashengyiwailishideshihou,tamenkejiabushiyebatalindaxiaojieyangdebaibaipangpangdema!xiaonvren!batayangneimepiaoliang,nandaoshirangtaqunihongheneixienanyirenchuanfeiwende?!

beitawendemanxinbiequdelinsixian,jiaochendao:“keshiyou!niganmalaoshiwuliqunao!heng!wobuyaolinile!”

“pa”tazhongzhongshuaishangleshouji!xiaolianhonggugudejuezhezhangxiaozui,ziguzideshengqimenqilai。