第2章 老子弄死你

wubowenzoulexialai。yimiqibadeshengao。waixingyehenbucuo。kaideshimingche,buzhebukoudegaofushuai。cishi,wubowenxiandeshifenyouya。

shouzhong,jiazhedexiangyan,huohongdeyantou,zaiheiyezhizhong,yishanyimie。wubowendedongzuohenyouya,yigedanzhi。yantoufeikailaoyuan。

zhuantoukanzhetangzheng,wubowendelianshangluchuleyisibiyihebuxie。yifujugaolinxiadeqishi,danshiyikaikou,jiupohuailezheizhongqifen,wubowenyongyizhonghenjianruideshengyindao:“tangzheng,zuijinyiduanshijianli,zaiyiyuan,wotingshuonihelifeiliaodehenkaixina?zenmezhe,meiyouxiangdaowohuizhaoniba。yiqian,wogennishuode,nisihushiwangjilea。xiaozi,jiunizheiyangdeqionggui,shibukenenghelifeizaiyiqide。nandao,nibawoshuodehuadangchengerbianfenglema?nishuo,nizheiyangderen,youshenmezigehewolaizheng。chulebiwogaoyidian,niyoushenmeyoushime?dou24sui,kuai25suiderenle,yebuguoshiyigebenkebiye。zheideduomejipina。fudulejijiea,yifuqiongsuanyang。haixiangzhezhaoyigegongzhu,nihaizhenyiweizijinengyejibianfenghuangme?”

tangzheng,zhonghaiyidalinchuangyixuebenkezhuanyedeshixisheng,muqian,zaizhonghaiyiyishixi。danchuncongxiangmaolaikan,tangzhenghenchuse,shengaodayueyimibawu,shenxingyouxiepianshou,kanqingkuang,tizhongyuemo70gongjindeyangzi。yigegancuililuodejingganpingtou。wuguanlengjiaofenming。yanshenqizhiyouyizhongjianyideganjue。shenshangdeyifuhenputong,zuipingchangdexiuxianzhuang。shuilanseniuziku、yishuanghuilibanxie。jiandan、posuqueyoudaizheyizhongqizhi。

congzhangxiangqizhilaishuo,tangzheng,dequeshichengdeshanggaoshuaierzi。fuzineijiumeiyoutangzhengshenmeguanxile。

zaizhonghaiyiyi,tangzhenghetongweishixishengdelifei,guanxihenbucuo。shishishang,tangzhengzheigeren,leguankailang,shuohuafengqu,heshixishengdeguanxidouhenbucuo。lifeishigemeinv,danshi,tangzhenghaizhenmeiyoushenmeteshudexiangfa。

keshi,shinanrendouyaomianzide,tangzhengyebuliwai。kanzhewubowen,tangzhengqueshixiaozhedao:“wodangshishenmeshiqingni?wubowen。woshuoguole,nixihuanlifei,neishinizijideshiqing。meizheigebenshi,rangwobuhelifeijiechuniyemeixia。”

shuozhe,tangzhengqueshiwanweizhedao:“yejibianfenghuangwodaoshimeiyouxiangguo。danshi,yiyufengyunbianhualongdeshiqing,zheiyebushimeiyoua。lifeishenbianneimeduozhuiqiuzhe,ninengguandeguolaime?cangyingtaiduole,niyaoshijiaojing,nijiushicangyingpaile。neinihaishimeixia。”

zheijuhua,dunshirangwubowennaoxiuchengnu。darenbudalian,nimalagebide,lifeiyaoshilihuiziji,wohaixuyaogennigefeihuame?

qiangrenzhe,wubowenqueshiturancongkoudailimiannachuleyitaqian。yangleyang,chenshengdao:“tangzheng,bietamajilianbuyaolian,lifeidejiatingnizhidaome?tagenni,genbenjiubuheshi。shiqudehua,likaita,zheiqian,jiushinide,lingwai,niyezhidao,wobashifuyuanzhang,shixijieshuzhihou,daoshihou,nidegongzuo,liuzaizhonghaiyiyi,neiyebushibukeyide。youleqian,youlegongzuo,niyihoushenmemeinvbunengzhaodao。yiyuanlidexiaohushi,wosuishikeyijinijieshaoyige。jiushi,nixiangyeyehuan,neiyebushibuxingde。yiyuanlideshiqing,nihaibuzhidaome?meileneicengmo,neikejiubutongle。tingwoyijuquan,lifeineishizaitianshangfeidetiane,nishizaidishangde。chajutaidale。”

wubowenjichuleyigezirenweishifenyouhoudetiaojian。

tingdaozheige,tangzhengjinjinshidunleyixia,shunjianjiufoujuele,bieshuozijihelifeimeiyourenhedeguanxi,jibianshizhenyouguanxi,zijiyebukenengzuozheizhongshiqing。shiguannanrendezunyan。zheibushijinqiankeyigoumaide。

wanweidekanzhewubowen。tangzhengdaizhebishidexiaorong,danrandao:“hehe,laihamaxiangchitianerou。kejiabuzhutianezijixianghuanhuankouweia。wanyi,shitianebuxiangchijinyule,xiangchihamani。zeze,yiwankuai,haodadeshoubia。wubowen,nijiujuede,lifeijiuzhizhizheimeyigejiaqianme?”

zheizhongfengcidehuayu,dunshirangwubowendeliansenankanqilai,jiwankuai,wubowenshinadechu,danshi,zaiduole,wubowenyeyouxieweinanle。lianseyichen,wubowenchenshengdao:“tangzheng,nibuyaodecunjinchi。youderen,shinidezuibuqide。suishi,woyijuhua,jiunengrangnihunbuxiaqu。biedaoshihouzhuihuimoji。mingbaime?”

“wenge,tangemaoa。zheixiaozi,yikanjiushiyouyanbujinderen。dayidun,rangtazhidaoqingzhong,zhidaotongle。tajiushenmedouzhidaole。”huangmaozaipangbianjiaoxiaoqilai。

“qianggeshuodedui,nongsizheibiesan。”

“tangzheng,niyaoxiangqingchule。buguoshiyigenvren,nifanbuzheweileyigenvren,peishanglezijideqiantuhemingyun,hewozuodui,meinirenhedehaochu。wofenfenzhongjiukeyinongsini。”wubowendaizheyizhongqiangliedeyouyuegan。yizhongjugaolinxiadeyuqi,shuozhe。

tangzhengdezuijiaoguaqileyidaohuxian,turan,chongleshangqu,yibajiuzhuazhulewubowen,chenshengdao:“nongsi**,wubowen,wodaoyaokankan,nizenmenongsiwo。zijimeibenshipaoniu,guanlaoziniaoshi。”

shuozhe,queshizhuazhulewubowendetoufa,yixiajiuwangcheshangzhuangqu,pengdeyisheng,zhijiezhuangzailechemenshang,wubowendaoshigancuililuodedaozaibianshang。

tangzhengxinggehenhao,kailang、leguan,henjiantan,buguanshizaijiuba**haishizaizhonghaiyiyishixi,hezhouweideren,tongxue,laoshihuoshitongshi、laoban,guanxidouchulidehenbucuo。

danshi,yidansipolelianpi,tangzhengyebushichisude。dasheyaodasi,zheishitangzhengjingguolexueleijiaoxundedaodeyigejingyan。cike,gengshihaobuliuqingdeshizhanlechulai。

zheibian,sigemingxianshihunhunderen,queshilengleyixia,kandaowubowendaozaichezibianshang,zheicaiyourennuhoudao:“wocao,zheixiaozishihenhenshou。wengebeitafangdaole。”

“qiangge,zhijienongsi。”

“langzibiechongdong,fanbuzhefanneimedadeshiqing,narenqiancaitirenxiaozai。wengejiranchulejiage,youchilekui,jizheixiaozidianyanseqiaoqiaojiuxingle,buyaoguohuo。barenjiwozhuazhule。dengxia,rangwengezijilaichuqi。”

shuozhe,qianggezhijienachuleyibabishou,chaozhetangzhengdexiongkouzheibianhualeguolai。cike,tangzhengbutuifanjin,chongleshanglai,yijiaochuaizhonglepangbianyigehunhun。tongshi,yizhishouchaozheqianggezheibianzhualeguolai。

shouzhangchuchuanlaiyizhen**detengtong。tangzhenghenqingchu,zijipashishoushangle。zheigeshihou,chenzheqianggedengrenlengshendeshijian,tangzhengwanzheyao,maozhetou,chongleshanglai,jianbangdingzaileqianggedexiongkou,shuangshouzhuazhuleqianggedeshouwan,tengchuyizhishou,henhende,yiquanzhijiedazaileqianggedeyankuangshang。

juliedecitong,rangqianggezhenggerendoudunlexialai,danshi,zuibashangqueshinuhoudao:“zheizazhongshouhei,xiongdimenjiwowangsilizheng,nongsizheibiesan。youshenmeshiqing,youwengejiwomendouzhe。”

danshi,zheigeshihou,tangzhengqueshichenzhezheigejihui,pokaibaoweiquan,lianzijishangxiabandezixingchedoubuqile,zhijiechonglechuqu,guaijinlemeitejiubapangbiandeyigexiangzi,xiaoshizaiheianzhizhong。

zheishihoutangzhengdejingshendouchuzailegaodujinzhangdeqingkuangzhixia。shenhou,haichuanlailehuangmaodengrennuhoudeshengyin。cike,tangzhengzhiyouyigeniantou,pinmingdepao。zhiyuqita,tangzhengyijingguanbuleneimeduole。shenzhilianzijidegongzhuang,xiongkoushangfang,bozixiamiandeyifuyijingbeihuakaileyidaokouzi,xianglianxiamiandepifuyebeihuapole。sisidexianxueshentoulechulai。doumeiyoufaxian。

cike,tangzhengbuzhidaodeshi,shenchulaidexianxuequeshishifenguiyide,beibozishangdesanfaweiruohongguangdeyitiaoguzhixianglianyidianbuluodequanpanxishoulexialai。

ganjuedaoxiongqianzhenzhende**,tangzhengyongshouyimo。queshijiangshouzhangshanggengduodexianxuezhanrandaoleguzhixianglianshang。zaidengguangxia,guzhixiangliansanfachudandandehongguang,queshixiandewubideyaoyan。

zheirangtangzhenglengzhule,guzhixianglian?henteyideguzhixianglian,shigeleisiyurenleishouzhizhigudegutou,yongheisedesixianbianzhiercheng。

zheishitangzhengourandeyicijihuimaide。maideshihou,laobanhaichuixushuozheishitoufabianzhide。zhengtiaoxianglian,hunruyigezhengti。lianmaocidoumeiyou,zenmekenengshitoufa,buguo,tangzhengduixiangliandegongyidaoshishifendepeifu。nandao,zheixianglianhaizhendeyoushenmeshenqizhichume?

qiwanbaguaizhixia,tangzhengzongsuanshihuidaozuzhudexiaowu,guanshangfangmen,yizoujinzijidefangjian,zhenggerendejingshensongxiexialai,tangzhengqinglileyixiashouzhanghexiongqiandeshangkouzhihou,gangshuleyikouqi,queshiganjuedaodanaoyouzhongtouhunnaozhangdeganjue,zhenggerenlaibujifanying,xinzhongzhiyouleyigeniantou,nima,zheixianglianhaizhenyouwentia。ranhou,zhijiejiudaozailechuangshang。