“官吏考核自评，”
“qizoubixia，chenyuhongwusanniancanjiadamingshoucikekao，yijurenshenfen，renyanmenxianzhixianyizhi。”
“chenweiguansannian，jucaibaiwan，xiuzaohaozhai，jishenshangdao！”
“......”
“chenzijuezuinieshenzhong，bianyijiemankaohezhiji，shangshuzishou，zhiqiubixiajiangzhizhanshou。”
“rubixiajuedechenbupeibixiashoushushengzhizhusha，kouyuyexing。”
“nengbeibixiadianmingzhusha，chenrongxingzhizhi！”
“yanjinyuci，chenjishouzaibai！”
“luokuan：zuichenyanmenxianzhixianyeqing！”
hongwuliunian，yangchunsanyue。
yingtianfu，huanggongyushufangnei。
longanzhishang，baifangzhehaojiluobanrengaodezouzhe。
zheixiezouzhebulunshifengmianyanse，haishikuanzhaihoubo，doushiwanquanyimoyiyangde。
jiulianfengpishangdewenzi，doushiyimoyiyang。
fengpishangshu：【damingguanlikaoheziping】。
不错，
zheixiedoushilibujianzhi，zhuanyongyuguanyuankaohezipingdezouzhe。
mingchaodekaohezhidufenweikaochahekaomanliangzhong。
kaochajiushiduisuoyoudeguanyuanjinxingkaocha，buxianyunayigeguanyuandejutirenqi。
kaomanjiushijiuyigeguanyuaneryan，zaitarenzhisannian、liunian、jiuniandejieduanjinxingkaocha。
sanniankaomanjiaozuochukao，liunianjiaozuozaikao，jiunianjiaozuotongkao。
erkaohededengjizedingweichengzhi、pingchang、buchengzhisanzhong！
kaoheweichengzhi，koutoukuajiangzaishengzhi！
kaoheweipingchang，aimajiusuanwan！
kaoheweibuchengzhi，huijiazhongtianqu！
dangran，zheihaideshimeiyouzuojianfanke，meiyouyiquanmousideqingkuangxia。
yaoshilaogebaibashiliangyinzi，neijiuzhiyourangrenlaishoushige。
xianzaichuxianzaizheilidezouzhe，doushijieshoukaomankaohedegedifangguanyuanziping。
guanyuanzipingshi‘kaoman’dekaoheshouduanzhiyi，danzhanbihendi！
anlishuo，keyichuxianzailonganshangdeguanyuanziping，bixudesipinjiyishangcaiyouzige。
danzheishizikaohezhidubanbuyilaidediyicikaoman，zhuyuanzhangkeyishuoshixiangdangdezhongshi。
taduizheicikaomandezhongshichengdu，wanquanbuyayuhongwusanniandediyicikekao！
原因无他，
zheiweilizhi‘quzhuhulu，huifuhuaxia，ligangchenji，jiujisimin’dedamingkaiguohuangdi，shenzhitadedaming，wanquanshijianlizaiyipianfeixuzhishang。
tayaorangzheipianfeixuzaicihuanfashengji，zhonghuidingshenghuaxia！
eryaozuodaozheiyidian，tayigerenshiwanquanbugoude，haidekaotoudingwushamaodequanguoguanli。
suoyi，guanlidexingzhengshuipingjiuxiandefeichangdezhongyao。
yushufangpanlongzhutaizhixia，
shenpilongpaodezhuyuanzhang，zhengzuozaineilifankanzheixieguanlideziping。
hongwuliuniandezhuyuanzhang，haibudaosishiwusui，yiranshiyigeshencaikuiwu，jingliwangshengdezhongniannanzi。
kejiusuanjinglizaihao，fankanjibaibenzouzheyenanmianmianlupibeizhise。
danyouyibenzipingzouzhe，queshirangtayixiazidaqilejingshen。
zhenjiuxiangshidalejixueyiyang！
tashiyuekanyueyoujingshen，yuekanyanlidehongxuesijiuyueduo。
终于，
tacubaodeheshanglezheifenluokuanwei‘zuichenyanmenxianzhixianyeqing’dezouzhe，bingjinquanlirengchuleyushufangdamenwai。
“气死老子了！”
“laozihuolezheimedabanbeizi，jianguozhaoside，meijianguozhijiebanaodaishendaozandaoxiamiande。