zhechuanjunwangzhuqijifengle！
tajiufandedangtian，gangzaizijidefengdizhuanleyiquan，bianyitoucongmashangzaixialai，shuaideyunsiguoqu。
xinglaizhihou，tabianhuyanluanyu，shuolejushenme，tianqibaichi，chongzhenruozhi，woyaozaofanya！
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tayigefengdibuguoshuqianmu，huweihesuicongjiaqilaihaibudaoshigedexiaojunwang，zaofan？
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huashuo，zheixiaowangyezhuqijizhenfenglema？
那倒不是。
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nima，zenmejiuchuandaozheimegedaomeiwangyeshenshangleni？
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taweishenmezhidaozheixieni？
yinweitangwangshizizhuqishengdeerzizhuyujianjiushilishishangdenanminglongwuhuangdi，tazhenghaokandaoyibenxiaoshuolijieshaolezheijiahuodeshenshi。
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怎么办？
zhuqizhoumeichensileyizhen，youtoutoukanlekantabianzhongrendebiaoqing，turanjianlingjiyidong。
zheixieren，maosiyiweizijifengle。
那干脆就装疯！
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meiqian，meiliang，zenmebanni？
抢啊！
我是疯王，我怕谁！
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tazheimeganzhangshineibiankendinghuidaochugaozhuang。
不过，没关系。
tajiushixiangbashiqingnaoda，naodaolaotangwangerduoliqu，shenzhinaodaowanlineiliqu！
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zuiqima，xiandezhaogemubiao，zhaogehuaideliunongdexiangshen。
xiangdaozheili，taturanjianshenjingxixidedao：“zhaobo，niqudatingyixia，zhechuannagexiangshenzuihuai，zuiyouqian。”
zhaozhengdaowenyan，chijingdao：“wangye，xiaorendoudanwenyiju，nindatingzheigeganshenme？”
zhuqijijixujiazhuangshenjingxixidedao：“titianxingdao，weiminchuhaia！”
这！
kanyangzi，xiaowangyeshizhenfengle！
ganghaishuoyaozaofanni，zheihuieryoushuoyaotitianxingdao。
开什么玩笑？
zhaozhengdaodoubuzhidaozenmedahuale。
zhuqijijianzhuang，zhuangchumianrongniuqudeyangzi，fengkuangdedao：“kuaiqua，shibushinidoubutingwodele？”
这都什么跟什么啊？
我没说不听你的啊！
wenti，nititianxingdaozheigexiangfayouwentia。
zhaozhengdaojidehandoumaochulaile。
xiaowangyezheijiashi，tayaobuqu，kongpahuifengdegenglihai。
怎么办呢？
suanle，xianfuyanyixiaba。
xiangshenqishineimehaoduifude，yuehuaidexiangshenyuebuhaoduifu。
xiaowangyezheixiaogeboxiaotuide，zhiyaotabudongshoubangmang，yenaobuchushenmedashilai。
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ai，xiaowangye，wanwanyejiusuanle，nikeqianwanbielaizhendea！
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taxianglexiang，youduiyipangdesunjiwendao：“sunbo，niquyaodianzhuadianyaolai。”
药？
sunjiwenmomingqimiaodao：“shenmeyao？xiaowangye，yaonigangbudouheguolema，chufanglihaiyoujijini。”
zhuqijizhuangzuofengfengdiandiandao：“neishizhidiedasunshangdeyao，woshuodeshizhifengbingdeyao，wozheiyangzi，buchiyaonenghaoma？”
sunjiwenwenyan，cuodianyundao。
nayoufengzishuozijifengle，haiyaochiyaode？
buguo，xiaowangyezheifengbingdequedeganjinzhizhile。
taxiangleyixia，suijiyouxiangzuozaichuangyanshangdewangshiheliushishilegeyanse，ranhoubianzhuanshenjicongcongdewangwaizouqu。
meixiangdao，zheishihouzhuqijiyoufengfengdiandiandedao：“nizixigendafushuoxiawodezhengzhuanga，woshuoleshenme，nidoukeyigendafushuo，chulezaofanneilianggezi。”
sunjiwenwenyan，yecuodianbeiwofangdemenjianbanleyijiao。
ai，xiaowangye，wopaoquzheimeyishuo，nidelefengbingdeshiqingbujiuchuandemanchengjiezhilema？
meicuo，zhuqijijiuzheiyisi。
tajiushiyaorangzhenggezhechuanxianchengderendouzhidao，tafengle！
fengle，caihaosiwujidande“titianxingdao”a！