zheihuangdaozhangchuchuzhenduita,zhangkuiziranyebushiruanshizi,batamadegouxuelintou。
“a!**,niganmawo!haohaohao,bendaozhangdaoxiangkankanniyoushenmezigezaizheilixiaozhang!”
huangdaozhangqidechuihuzidengyan,hunshenzhandou。
xianglaibeirenzunchengdashiderenwu,meiyouxiangdaozhangkuihuiruciwuruta。
ciketayijingjinrulekuangbaodezhuangtai。
zhijiantaconghuailitaochuyizhangfuzhi,neishangbianshiyijinghuahaodefuwen。
xianranbushichuzizheihuangdaozhangzhishou。
“taishanglaojunjijirulvling,xuanyinzhen,qi!”
huangdaozhangdeyanzhongshanguoyisihenla,neizhangfubeitayidiu,jiuxiaoshidewuyingwuzong。
dangzaicichuxiandeshihou,yijingzaizhangkuidejiaoxia,huazuoleyigesanjiaoxingdezhenfa。
“hahaha!xiaozi,nibushihenkuangwangma?”
“继续狂妄啊?”
“zheikeshishizunjiwodexuanyinfu,haohaoxiangshouyixiashenmejiaozuokongjuba!”
huangdaozhangkanjianxuanyinfuqilexiaoguo,xinzhongshiyizhendeshuangkuai。
zhangkuikanleyiyanjiaoxiadexuanyinzhen,zuijiaofanqiyisilengxiao。
zheizhongxuanyinfuyuanbenshiyonglaiquzhuyinshayongde,baoyifangpingan。
keyongzairendeshenshangjiuyouxiedaidule。
yinweizheizhongyinshafukeyihuanqirenxinzhongzuiweikongjudeshiqing。
yidanzhongzhaozhe,henkuaijiuhuijingshenbengkui,shenzhibiancheng**,keweishishengburusi。
“zuoweiyigexiangshushi,xinchangjingranrucidaidu!”
“bale,xiaoyejintianjiujinidianjiaoxun,rangnizhidaoshenmejiaotianwaiyoutian!”
huabi,tadekouzhongkaishinianzhe:
“lin-bing-dou-zhe-jie-zhen-lie-zai-qian!”
yucitongshi,tadeshouzhongkuaisudejiezheshouyin,hechidao:
“不动明王印!”
“不……!”
huangdaozhangdahouyisheng,keshigenbenjiulaibujizuzhi。
yidaofuzadeyinjicongzhangkuideshouyinzhongdachu,shunjianyuyinshazhenzhuangjizaiyiqi。
“轰……”
yinshazhenbeipochu,huangdaozhangzaodaofanshi。
“噗……”
huangdaozhangyikouxianxuepenchu,lianseshunjianbiandecangbai。
“liujiamizhu!ni……ni……nidaodishishei!!!”
huangdaozhangwuzhexiongkou,yanzhongchongmanlezhenjinghekongju。
liujiamizhushidaojiadejiuzizhenyan,zheiduizhongrenlaishuobingbumosheng。
pingriyonglaihuachuwuhuiziranshimeiyouwenti,henduorendounengzuodao。
keshiyaoyonglaiduidi,chufeishizhenzhengxiulianchulinglidedafashi。
erzhangkuikanshangqubuguocaiershijisui,queyourucizaoyi,ruherangtabuzhenjing。
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“woshishei?hehe,xiangxinnihenkuaijiuzhidaole!”
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zhangkuilengxiaoyisheng,yanqianzheidaoshideshenshangyushouzhuoshangdeqixiyouzheouduansilian。
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qingxuguan,buguanshisheishalewoyeye,bidingrangnifuchubaibeidedaijia。
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huangdaozhangdiuxiayijuhenhua,langbeidepaole,kenengshipazhangkuizaizouta。
jiejuelehuangdaozhangzhihou,zhangkuidemuguangluozaisuzhanghedeshenshang。
suzhanghedeyanshenyouxieduoshan,danmeiyujianyouzheyisiheiwuchanrao。
zheisuzhangheguoranyouwenti!
“kanzainishiwolaopoershudefenshang,haoyantixingniyiju,duoxingbuyibizibi!”
zhangkuidandandeshuoleyiju。
tongguomianxiang,tayijingkanqingleneiheiwu,neibingbushiputongdeyinshazhiqi,ershixuhaoguizunao。
nanguaitahuidasuwantingcaichandeshiqing,xuhaoguiyongyuandoushitanxinbuzu,niezhaia!
suzhanghetingdaozheihua,kanxiangzhangkuidemuguanghenshibushan,danjianshilezhangkuigangcaidelihai,daoyebuganjixuxiaozhang。
yinweizaizheigeniandai,ningkedezuixiaoren,yebunengqingyizhaoreyiminglihaideshushi。
zheishi,suwantinglaidaolezhangkuidemianqian,lengzhelianshuodao:
“woyeyezenmehaimeiyouxing?”
“ng,womashangbangtazhongshengji,henkuaijiuhuimeishi。”
zhangkuiyouxieyumen,zheinvrenganmaduizijilengbingbingde?
zijikeshitadejiumingenrenna!
zhangkuibuzhidaodeshi,yinweitahansuwantinglaopozheilianggezi,zaojiubeisuwantingjilajinleliumangdeheimingdan。
yaobushiweilejiuyeye,pazhangkuishuaishoubuganle,zaojiuyijiaobatachuaichumenwaile。
jiexialaideshiqingjiujiandanduole,yinweilaoyezidemuxuezaojiuzhunbeihaole。
daishanglaoyezidemaofa、zhijia、yiwu、jingxuedengsuishenwupinfangruzhunbeihaodetanzineifengyinhao。
jiangzheixiewupinfangzaiguancainei,guancairutu,zaibaishangjitanshifa。
yicilaibaituoshenmingdezhiyue,dadaonitiangaimingdexiaoguo。
zheiyangdezuofa,ziranshinenggouqidaoxiaoguo。
zhibuguoyaoshizhanzheiyangdenitianshufa,bixuyaodadaodafashijibie,yinweiyaoyongdaolingli。
yibandedaoshihuoxiangshushishimeiyouzheigenenglikaitanzuofade。
zhongrenhuidaobieshu,gangjinlaoyezidefangjian,jiubeiyanqiandeyimujijingdaile。
hunmileyigeduoyuedelaoyezixingle,zhengzuozaichuangshangchouzheyan。
“yeye!yeye……nizongsuanshixingle!taihaole,zhenshitaihaole!”
suwantingxijierqi,puzailaoyezidehuaili。
suzhanghezhanzaiyipang,lianshangqiangjichuyisixiaorong。
xinzhongyeshifeichangdeyumen,yinweitadalaoyeziyichandeyuanwangchedipochanle。
sulaoyezixiaolexiao,shuodao:
“hehe,wodeguaisunnvbuku,yeyezheibushihaolema?”
shuodaozheili,tahuranxiangdaoleshenme,muguangluozaizhangkuideshenshang。
“你就是小魁吧!”
tayijingcaidaole,zijizhisuoyinengxinglai,kendingshiyanqianzheiqingnianjizijizhongshengjile。
“shi,yeye!wojiaozhangkui。”
zhangkuilaidaolaoyezidemianqian,duizhelaoyezitahaishihengongjingde。
“haohaohao!haohaizia!douzhangzheimedale!”
“duile,niyeyeni?tameiyouheniyiqilaima?”
sulaoyeziwozhezhangkuideshou,yankuangweihong,shensejidongdeshuodao。
“我爷爷他……”
zhangkuixianglexiang,haishijiangyeyequshidexiaoxigaosulesulaoyezi。
buguotahaishibachoushadeshiqingjiyinmanle。
baochou,zhishitazhangkuizijideshiqing。
sulaoyezitingwanzhangkuidehua,yijingshilaoleizongheng。
“wodelaoxiongdia!nijiufangxindezouba!”
laoyezibeishangdehanleyiju,youkanxiangzhangkuishuodao:
“haizi,woheniyeyeshishengsihuannanzhijiao,cunlinijiubiehuiqule。”
“yihouzheilijiushinidejia!duile,nihewantingshiyouhunyuede,zheishiniyeyegennishuoleba?”
zhangkuikanleyiyansuwanting,dianlediantou,yeyequeshizaixinzhongtiguo。
“haohao!dengguoduanshijian,jiutiaoxuangerizi,banimenliangdeshijibanle!”
“zheishiwoheniyeyezuizhongdexinyuan。”
sulaoyezidianlediantou,cishikaikousuanshibazheijianshijidinglexialai。
“yeye!nizenmenengzheiyang,wodouhaimeiyoutongyi!”
suwantingfennudeduoleduojiao,suiranzhangkuijiuleyeye,xincunganji。
danyejincieryi,taduizhangkuikemeiyousihaodeganqing。
“sunnva!xiaokuikeshiyigebukeduodedehaohaizi!erqiehaihenyoubenshi。”
“zheiyangdenanhaidazhedenglongdouzhaobudao,nijiuxiangxinyeyedeyanguang,zhiyuganqing,keyimanmanpeiyang。”
laoyezikukoupoxindequanshuozhe。
……
wanfanguohou,zhangkuizouchubieshu,kanleyiyanbeifangdeshanshang。
neishihuangdaozhanglikaidefangxiang,qingxuguanyezhengzaibanshanchu。
suirantaxianzaihaimeiyoushilibaochou,danbingbuyingxiangtachaqingshisheihaisileyeye。