第4章
zhichaneijian，shiguibeishaodaolianyimohuidoubusheng。
惊险惊险！
周意连连拍胸。
kanlailaojiahuoliuxialaidedongxihaisuanguanyong。
卧槽！
这法术这么猛！
lianshiguidagedouyixiazibeimiaole，gengbietitamenle！
kulouxiaoguimenhuangle，yigegeduozaidongbibianyuan。
“大师万岁！”
kongfangxinxiruokuang，deyiyangyangdichaozhibojianlidazi。
“wogangshuole，baozhengjingdainimenyanjing，kanjianmeiyoukanjianmeiyou，heihei...”
cishiyinweijidulieqideticai，jiashanggangcaineitianshishouguideyimu，rangzhibojianlidereduyizhibiaosheng。
zhibojianyixiazijishangleredubangdandiyiming。
老娘要火了！
孔芳大喜。
“jinwanyoutianshizuozhen！jiushiyudaotianwanglaozi，wodoubupale！nimenjiukantanbianzheimuxue！”
zhibojianlidanmushuabaoping。
“dashiniupi！dashitianxiadiyi！”
“999ge520dafeiting，kenqiudashizaibiaoyanyicifashu！”
“wochu1314ge，dashitaishuaile！woyaojinishengxiaotianshi！”
“loushangdelengjing，nishinande！”
“dashineimejun，wobujieyiquyitangtaiguo！”
众人：...
“nimendengzhe，wozheijiurangdashijinimenbiaoyan！”
孔芳嘿嘿一笑。
“dashi，ninxianzaikehuole，youhaoduofensixiangkanninchushoushougui。”
“zheilihaiyouneimeduoxiaogui，ninzaibiaoyanjicifashuba，zhibojiandeshouyi，wogenniwuwukai！”
收鬼？
收你大爷！
guizhidaogangcaineishiyunqihaohaishizenmedi，zheiwanyizailaiyicijieguobuhaoshini？
老子才没空陪你玩！
keaiyuzhongduoxiaoguihaizaidangdao。
zhouyitailetaimouzi，yigudashifengfan，jianzhishiguixiaoshizhidi，lengshenghedao：“zheijiushirenupindaodexiachang！”
chenzhezheilingzhenmeixiaoshi，haishiganjinchulidiaozheixiexiaoguitoudehao。
“nimenbiepa，tazheishiqulejileshijie，kuaihuodehen。”
别怕？
shiguidagegangcaijiuyanzhengzhengdetongtiranshao，shaodepianjiabuliu，pabushilianhunpodoushaomeile！
还极乐世界？
dashi，ninkaiwanxiaoyebushizheiyangzhengyanxiadeya...
zhongkuloushunjianguibaizaizhouyidemianqian，yilianhuangkong。
“dashi！womenzhicuoledashi！”
“dashi！zheibuguaiwomenya！shixiaojieyouling，ruoyourenchuangmu，bixuqingchurumuzheya。”
“women...womenyebushiguyixiangrenudashinindea！”
“qiuqiuninfangwomenyitiaoshenglu，jiwomenchaodulunhuiba...”
...
kanzhezhongguipufuzaidi，chenghuangchengkongdemoyang，zhouyibiaoqingjiangzhule。
nimenhaizhendangwoshidashia？
“bumannimen，qishiwobuhuichaodu。”
啥？不会超度？
niyizhaojiubashiguidagemiaole，haiyoulianshuolianzuoweidaoshizuijibendechaodudoubuhui。
dashininwanguiwan，naoguinao，bienachaoduzheishikaiwanxiaoa。
zhongguimianmianxiangqu，touluchuyiguhaipa。
“buru，nimenzijizoujinneigequanli？”
lingzhenliranzhexiongxionghuoyan，zhongguigutoudouhebaile。
“dashi，ninjiumeiyouyouhaoyidiandebanfama？”
“shiashia，womenyeshiwugudea。”
“womendoushidangshixiujianmudidegongren，kuaiwangongdeshihou，xiaojiejiubeixiazangle，neixierennazoutizi，bachukoufengzhule。womenjiubeikunzailimianlea。”
shuobaile，zheixierenjibierenxiumuzang，jieguobeidangchengjipinyiqimaituxianjile。
周意摇了摇头。
gudaidezuofengyougouqiguaide。
dannimensidousile，haichulaihehuwo，zheijiushinimendebuduile。
“ruowuzijuedian，xiuguaipindaodeqingtongjianwuqingle。”
zhouyijianzhiqianfang，wuchuyidaojianwu。
qingtongjiansuicanpo，danmaochulaidejianqilingling，shifenweiwu。
zhongguiyikan，xinlianglebanjie。
jinlingzhenlihuoxuhainengduyibachaodu，sizaizheiqingtongjianxia，neishizhenzhengdehuifeiyanmie，zaiwulunhuia。
“dashi，zheilizheimeduoxiangqin，ninchaoduqilaikefeijing！”
“bulaoninfeixinle，wozheijiujinqu。”
zhanzaidiyiweideguitoumengdiyitouzhajinlingzhenli，shashijianranqiyidaohuoguang，shunhouxiaoshibujian。
“dashi！woyebulaoninfeixinle！”
“我也是！”
sizailingzhenxia，zonghaoguobeikaiguangjianqisongshangxitian。
zhongguijieerliansanchongchulai，yitoutouzhajinlingzhenli。
噗噗噗...
shushidaohuoguangmaoqi，zhongguiyijingshaoleyiban。
“sizaidashishouli，yebizaizheiwonangjiqiannianhao！”
“xiongdimen，woqule！”
lingyixiezhanzaizhangdabiaodengrenshenhoude，yanjiandashiyiqu，yedouchongchulaitiaojinlingzhennei。
henkuai，zhengtiaodaolideguiguaiquanbufeitianle。
周意抹了一把汗。
maye，kesuannenganranwuyangle。
“dashi，nitaibangle！”
kongfangxingfendichongdaozhouyimianqian。
“wa，haoduoqianhaoduoqian！”
zhibojianli，yiboboliwuzhetianbidi。
zhijiebaredutuidaoleduyidangdeweizhishang。
“suiranmeibiaoyanfashu，danzhenzhengdedashi，shibuxuyaozijidongshouchaodude！”
“zheiliwu，woshuale，geweisuiyi！”
“woshua520gehuojian！”
“zheishizhendashi！woyeshua！”
“haojiahuo，wuzhanghuangfujiukailianyumen，zheigemenzheimenianqing，shaoshuoyeshigedatianshi！”
“loushangdetongdaozhongrena！wokanzheixiaosheng，nianjiqingqing，danfengdu，shouduan，xiuwei，qimayebidatianshilihai！zhishaoshigexiaozunshi！”
...
“钱到手全给我。”
周意瞥屏幕一眼。
haojiahuo，danzheiliwu，tichengshaoshuojishiwan！
“bushishuohaowuwufenma？”
kongfangjueqizui，bajingtouyikai。
“五五分？”
“shiniquguihaishiwoqugui？nigengemutouzhuangziyiyang，yidianzuoyongmeiyou，haihaoyisifenqian？”
“zheishiwoyinxingkahao，jizhule，qianxialaifajiwo。”
“贫道告辞！”
zhouyiyifanyanlunqidekongfangyikaishenzichazheyao。
laoniangneimepiaoliang，nijiubuhuirangrangwoma？
zhibojianxianzaizheimeduoren，yebujiwodianmianzi！heng！
zhibojianshuiyoutingdaozhouyidegengzhifayan，yizhenhongxiao。
“hahaha，dashishuohuataizhile，xiaozhubodeliandoudiujinle，tahaiyiweidashihuilitani。”
“dashizheifengge，woketaixihuanle，qiudashidankaizhibojian。”
“tongshang，qiudashizijikaizhibo。”
...
zhouyishoushihaodongxi，beishangxingnangjiuzhunbeikailiu。
quebuliaozhusanyibachongguolai...
baozhutadatui，tongkuliuti...
“zhoudashi，nin，ninketaimengle！”
“ninxianzaishibushiyaoqunahaochumobaoju，weiwomenkailu？”
“zheizhongbenbolaoleideshiqing，zenmenengrangdashininshangjindonggudeni，woqujiuxing。”
zhusanyibakuangben，haizhenjiupaohuidongkou，nagebishouyibuyibupanleshangqu。
“na，dashi，dongxiwoquandaiguolaile！”
buduoshi，zhusanshuaixiazhongzhongyibeibao，limiandeluoyangchan，jianhunxiangsanluoyidi...
周意脸都黑了。
我可谢谢您大爷的！