第4章 闭嘴啊臭三八

suxishouchuaidouli,kanleyiyandunchufangmenkoudawangzhenongyaodedidi,shuo:“nizenmebubangbamagandianhuo?”

didisuwanglongzhengshangchuzhong,zhengshipannideshihou,wenyanzhouqimei,ehenhendikanxiangsuxi,“bizuiachousanba!”

suximinchun,doulideshouzuanqiquantou。

puzaiguoshangdesumunaweiquncalecaetoushangdehan,zhengdemantoureqipumian,tazhaohusuxi,“bangmamanadianyan。”

suxituikaichufanglideyishananmen,neishitadexiaofangjian,youzhaiyouxiao,yinweibeiyin,suoyiyougumeiwei。

taliluotuoxiamianao,daishangweiqun,chuquzhiqiannaweishengzhibalianshangdeyansecadiao,shouzaimahuabianshangtingliuleyishun。

juzushougonghou,daoyanchenqingyangjiubeiyiliangchelazoule。

“boge?”chenqingyanghuyidikanta,“nideyisishiyaolaiwomenjuzuzuohuazhuangshi?”

chenqingyangxianzaishiyulequanzhishoukerededaoyan,qianjiniantahaihuaicaibuyudeshihou,shiboyutouziletadiyibudianying,erdianyingdabao,boyuzhuandejinyinmanbo。

zheizhonghuyingdehezuoyizhichixudaoxianzai,pingshigongzuobijiaoqingxiandeboyujingchanglai“jiangong”。

“ng。”boyucaibuhuigaosutazheishiweishenme。

chenqingyangyemeixijiuyuanyin,mannaozizhiyoutadedianying,“bogenihuihuazhuangma?zheicidianyingninketouzilebushao,ruguodiaolianzi……”

boyutaiqishou,daduantadehua,“wozhifuzejirentukouhong,haiyoupenfajiao。”

他只会这个。

chenqingyangxinxiang,dajinzhuyoushenmemudema?dantabuganwen,dayingxialai。

boyukanxiangchuangwai,baixuezaidengxiashanliang,tamenzhujianjiejinnaoshi,zheilisuiranxiulelu,dandoushidoufuzhagongcheng,changnianyouyunshushuinidedachenianya,nongdeshenyikuaiqianyikuai,suoyiboyubeidiandebutaishufu。

chenqingyangmanfuhaoqi,“womenzheishiyaoqunaer?”

“请你吃饭。”

cheziwenwentingzaizhaopaishi“yikousu”decanguanmenkou。

zheijiacanguanweiyushizilukou,shizuoaiaidejianzhu,wudingbeibieyouyongxindipushanghongbaixiangjiandezhuantou,kanqilaiganjingyouwennuan。

dangboyuxiachehou,tingjianduimianyoujiacanguanchuanlaiyaohesheng——

“shuaiguolaizheilichiya,neiyikousufanliyoucangyingdela!”

boyumeiyouhuitou,zheiyikousuzhengshitianxuanzhinvdeqishenzhichu,tayijingpobujidaiyaochangchangweilaichushendeshouyile!

tamenshizuihouyiboguke,jinqutiaolexianyandeweizhizuoxia。

“yaochidiansha?”zheishi,yigechuanzhexiaofudenanshengzouguolai,yibianshuozhehuayibianditoudayouxi。

boyuzhoulezhoumei,chenqingyangwen:“nimenzheiyoushenmezhaopai……”

“wocaocaocaocaoa!”suwanglongdaidaididingzhebianheidepingmu。

chenqingyangtingjiannanshengdezanghua,zhouqilemei,dangdaoyandeshigeyoujiugepiqichou,tadangchangbuleyile,“laobanni!zheilijinzhiguyongtonggongbuzhidaoma!”

zhengzaixiaochufangmanghuodesulaodietingjianguyongtonggongzheisizi,yiweiyoushijianguandelaizhaocha,tasuiranduidaizinvyanli,danduiwaijiushisongbaoyige,pingshigenrenqileshenmezhengzhi,douhuijiaosuxichumianjiejue。

zheiciyebuliwai,zuilimamalieliede,rangsuxichuqukankan。