wangchengenduosuoleyixia，mangbudiedepaoxiangkunninggong。
kunninggonglizhouhuanghouzhengzaidaizhegongnvfangsha，wangchengenzoujinkunninggongshili：“niangniang，wansuixuanzhaoniangniangruyushufang。”
zhouhuanghouchuilechuifasuandeyaoyouxiedanyou：“wansuikeshishentiyousuobushi？”
“niangnianganxin，wansuiyejinriqiseshanghao。”
“neiwansuizhaobengongsuoweiheshi？”
“zheige，wansuixiangjiaohuanghouniangniangqufengtiandiansihou。”
“fengtiandian？wansuishipizoushufalema？neibengongzheijiuquxiaochufangzhuwancantangqu。”
“bubushi，wansuishijiaozhouhuanghouqu、qubanshi。”
“banshi？banshenmeshi？”
zhouhuanghoukanzhewangchengenweinandeyangzi，zixiyixiangqiaoliantonghongcengdezhanleqilai：“bixiazuijinxingshizhenshiyuelaiyuehuangtangle！”
shuodaozheilizhouhuanghouwojinlequantouzuoshangfengnianjiuwangfengtiandianzouqu，gangdaofengtiandianjiukandaofengtiandiandedianmenkouhuazhizhaozhandezhanzhezhuyoujiansuoyoudefeizimen。
pinfeiyigegekandaohuanghoumashangshili：“jiniangniangqingan。”
“你们怎么来了？”
“niangniang，chenqiemenshifengzhaolaishifengbixiade，huanghouniangniangyeshima？”
zhouhuanghoushipinjianvchusheng，xinggejianren。tashiliutaihouqinzixuande。zhouhuanghouzichengweihuanghouyilai，keshiyidamingzhongduodehaohuanghouweidianfande。jintiankandaozhuyoujianrucihunyong，juranyaozaifengtiandianxuany？zhouhuanghouqidehechileyisheng：“nimendoubuzhunjinqu！”
shuowandabuliuxingdezoujinlefengtiandian。
tianguifeiduzhexiaozuimenmenbuledeshuodao：“bixiahaizhaojianwomenleni，pingshenmejiutayigerenjinqu？”
“aiya，xinglexingle，renjiabushihuanghouma？zaishuole，bixiashixuanwomenyiqilaide，huanghouyigerenjinqu，yidingbuhaohebixiajiaodai。”
dan，zhouhuanghoukebushiweilequhezhuyoujianjiaodaishenmede。
tanucongcongzoujinlefengtiandian，kandaozhuyoujianhouyishiliyitaitoumianseyinleng：“bixia，shibixiaxuanchenqielai、laibanshide？”
“huanghounizenmecailai？yi？qitaderenni？”
“zenme？huangshangyouchenqieyirenhaibugouma？”
呸！
zhouhuanghouzongjuedezheimeshuoyouxieguai，tabushilaixingshiwenzuidema？zenmetingqilaishilaichicude？
zhuyoujiankankanhuanghou：“huanghou，bushizhenxiaoqiaoni，niyigerenbuxing。”
“chenqieyigerenbuxing？chenqiezenmebuxingle？chenqiewogezhongzishi，pei，huangshangjiushikaohefeizimenhuangylaizuozhongxingzhizhudema？”
zhuyoujianlengleyixia：“huangy？huanghouyiweizhenbanimenjiaolaishipapapade？”
zhouhuanghouyileng：“papapashishenmeyisi？”
“gaitianguarenzaishifanjinikan，nixiangaosuzhen，shinagehundanshuoguarenyaohuangyde？”
zhouhuanghoukandaozhuyoujiandebiaoqingbudui，xinshengyihuoshuodao：“shiwangdabanshuode。”
zhuyoujianyitingqidehandao：“zhenshihuangshangbujitaijianji，goudongxihaibugunjinlai，zhenwenni，guarenshenmeshihoushuoyaohepinfeimenzaizheilipapapa，zuoneizhongshiqingle？”
wangdabanhedelenghandouchulaile，xinshuohuangshangheniangniangchuleganneishihainengganshazhengjingshi？buguozheihuatakebuganzhijieshuo，wangdabanxiangzhegaibushihuangshangjianhuanghouzheimeshengqifangqileyuandingjihua？xianzaijiaotadangtizuiyang？huangdideshuaideguoneikeshijiusuanshisiyeyaobei。
xiangdaozheiliwangdabanmashangzuochuyifuchenghuangchengkongdeyangziwanyao：“weichengaisi，weichengaisi，doushiweichenwangcesheng，wansuishuzui，niangniangshuzui。”
danshibixianinjiujingyaozuoshenme？nengtigexingbu？
zhuyoujianzouguolaiduizhewangdabanchuaileyijiao：“qu，zhunbeijiuzhangjian，bapinfeimendoujiaojinlai。”
wangdabanmashangpaochuqujiaorenanpai，yizhizaidianwaiqiaoshouyipandeyingyingyanyanmenyitinghuangshangxuanzhao，yigegegaoxingdezoujindianli：“chenqiecanjianwansui。”
zhuyoujianbeituruqilaideyizhenzhifendexiangqiqiangdezhidapenti，zaizixiyiqiaoyixiaziwuzhubizi，shunjianyouleyizhongxiangdanghunjundechongdong。
zhijianjinlaidepinfeimendabandeyigesaiyigemingmeidongren，youyaoraode、youlengyande、youduanzhuangde、youjunqiaode，haiyouyiduishuangbaotai？，zhuyoujiankanleyiyantianguifei，lishishangtianguifeikeshichulemingdemeiren，caiseshuangjue。
dengyixia，shishujizai，mingmobushizhufuzidelijiaoshengxingdeshihouma？cishidenvrenmenbushiyinggaiyigesaiyigebaoshouma？zheitianguifeizenme
zhuyoujianshenshendexileyikouqi，taxianzaikemeiyouxinqingkaojiuzheizhongdongxiwendao：“tianguifei，nizenmechuanchengzheiyang？”
tianguifeibenlaiyiweitadejingxindabanchongzhenhuixihuan，meixiangdaozhuyoujianquebanzheyizhanglian，qingxudunshidiluolexuduo：“bixia，chenqietingshuobixiazhaochenqielaishifeng，suoyihuanleyishenwujideyifu，xiangjibixiatiaozhichenqiexinbiandewuweibixiajiefa。bixiajiranbuxi，chenqieyihoubuchuanjiushile。”
zhuyoujiankandaotianguifeiyifenlianrendemoyang，xinzhongyiruanhenhendejilewangchengenyigehenlideyanshen，rangwangchengenzixingtihui。
“haola，haola，zhenyoumeiguaini，nizheiyifujiubiezaizheilichuanle，dengguarenqunigonglinizaichuanjiguarenkanhaobuhao？”
tianguifeiyitinggaoxingdelianliandiantou：“hao，renjiahaiyougenghaokandeyifuni！”
zhouhuanghouyouxieshengqidekanleyiyantianguifei，xinshuoyaomeihuozhudehumeizi，kanbengongyihouzenmeshoushini。
zhuyoujianyouxiangxiang：“dangran，ouerzaizheichuanyixiayeshikeyide。”
“皇上！”
shengxiadefeizimenyigegebiaoshikangyi。
zhuyoujianqingleqingsangzi：“zhidaolezhidaole，yihoushaoludian，xianzaishuozhengshi。zhentingwenzheishengongjimo，zheirenyixianzhejiurongyireshifei，suoyiweilecujinhougongwendingtuanjie，zhenjuedingfenghuanghouweiyuqianmishuzhang！shengxiadefeizimendoushixiaomi。”
zhouhuanghouyishimeifanyingguolai：“mishu？shizuoshenmede？”
yuanguifeiqiaoqiaodeduitashuodao：“niangniangmishushizhangguandianjihuoqicaowenshudeguan。”
zhouhuanghoudengletayiyan：“jiunineng，tuixia。huangshangxiaomishizuoshenmede？”
咳咳咳。
“biezaiyixijie，nimenkuaizuohao，zhuajinshijian，”
zhouhuanghoujiujie：“huangshang，zuxunyouyun，hougongbudeganzheng，haiqinghuangshangshouhuichengming。”
zhuyoujianshuodao：“sheishuoguarenyaonimenganzhengle？guarenzhishiyaonimenweizhenfendanyixiejibenhefansuodegongzuo。nimenzijizhaodifangzuo，meirenkankanzhuozishangdezoushu，zhiyongkanneirongbuyongfabiaoyijian。ranhoubazoushufenchengsanzhongleixing，diyizhongshigegongsongdede、faxiantianjiangxiangruide，dierzhongshigedishouzaide，disanzhongshidanhejianyi。fenhaoyihoujiaojihuanghou，huanghouzaizuoyigezongjie，xiezaizhishang。huanghouzongburenxinguarenleizheba？”