“卧槽，大运！”
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“34％...”
...
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“下载完成……”
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还好烧退了...
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卧槽！
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“殿下，这...”
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熊孩子小手点点。
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这也没什么违和的！
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朱雄英咧了咧嘴儿。
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“硝石...”
“木炭...”
“硫磺？”
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zhuxiongyingxiaojiaoerxuanzaibankong，zheixialundaotamengquanle…