第3章
dapingmushangkaishichuxianyibuduanpian，erzhei，bianshilichaofanzhizuochude《bianxingjingang》xuanchuanpian。
“汽车人！变形！”
“霸天虎！变形！”
bansuizheshuangfangdepaoxiao，jinjiezhe，shipinneidegeleideqichehefeijikaishibianhuaxingtai，dangtamenbianzuojiqirendeshihou，gechuxijiedechuli，yijingbeijingyinlededapei，shunjianjililizaochengleyizhongxindeshijuechongji！
rangtazaizheigeyulemeiluodeshijieli，ganshoudaocongweiyouguodequanxintiyan！
donghuazhong，neilitidebianxingxiaoguo，bianxingshidemohuanyinxiaoshenshendexiyinzhelilideshijue。
xuanchuanpianjieshuhou，yizhiyouguolejifenzhong，lilicaicongzhongfanyingguolai。
tayipaizhuozi，jidongdekanxianglichaofan。
“taishenqile！zheishiwojianguodezuiyouchuangyidexuanchuanpianle！lizong，wozhongyumingbainiweishenmezheimedadexinxinle！”
“zheitiaoxuanchuanpianjueduihuikaichuangchuyigexindeshichang！shenzhiyoukenengrangwomenzheigexingyedoufashenggaibian！”
“yijingbofang，zanmenwanjudexiaoliangyehuigenzheyiqibaozhangde！”
lilijidongdeshuangjiandouzhan，yanmouzhongyeshiyouzheleiguangshanshuo。
tacongyibiyejiulaidaozheijiagongsi，yuanbenzhishiweilexianglichaofanjialibaoen，manmande，tayexihuanshangzheijiagongsihezheifengongzuo。
zheixienianlai，kanzhegongsidexiaoyiyuelaiyuecha，tayeshixinjirufen。
gangcaikandaolichaofanrucichongdongdemoyang，tayiweizheijiagongsizhendeyaodaobile，xianzaikanlai，chongdongdeshiziji！
无知的也是自己！
zheiyike，lilizhanzhishenzi，zhengzhongdeduilichaofanditoushuodao
“lizong，wohenbaoqiangangcaiduinidezhiyi，qingyunxuwojixuzheifengongzuo！”
liliwojinshuangquan，tazhendehenxiwangzheijiagongsinenggouzhenzhengdefazhanqilai！
tayexiangzhe，nenggoupingjienuli，yibubujianggongsifazhanchengzhenzhengdedaqiye！
yiqian，tajuedezheidoushimeng，xianzaikanlai....
zhiyaoyoulichaofanzai，zheixieshiqingdoujianghuaweixianshi！
yinweiyanqianzhengyouzheyigequanxindeshichangzaidengdaizhetamenkaifa！
yidandakai，neimetamengongsijianghuichengweidiyigechipangxiederen！
genghekuang，xianggangcaideneizhongxuanchuanpian，zijiyigenvshengkandaohou，douganjuedaoneixinshenchuyongdongqirexue。
如果换成男生...
lilihaodaiyeshiyiweigaocaisheng，xinzhonghenqingchu，yidan《bianxingjingang》zainanshengquntizhongbaofa，neidailaideyingxiang，jueduishinanyixiangxiangde！
erzheibeihou，yejiangjigongsidailaijudadelirun！
“lizong，jiexialai，womengaizenmezuo？”
shenhuyikouqi，zheiyike，liliqiangpozijianjingxialai。
takanxianglichaofan，buzhiweihe，ganjueyanqiandezheigenanren，shenshangsihuzhanxianchucongweiyouguodeqishi。
neishiqianlongzaiyuan，jijiangtengshenfeixianggaokongdeyangzi！
ruguoshuo，yiqiandelilitingconglichaofandehua，zhishiyinweilichaofanshilaoban，yeshitadeenren。
erxianzaibutong，tongguogangcaideqihuaanhexuanchuanpian，yijigeleirenwuhejuqingdesheji，tayijingchedibeizhefule。
“lijie，xiangxinniyenengchajuedaozheigedongmanyidanzhenzhengbochu，qisuodailaideliyishiyouduomejudade。”
“womingbai！daoshihou，womendewanjuyidinghuichangxiao，womendezheigedongman，yehuiyoudaliangshipinpingtaixiangyaoqianyue。”
lilidianlediantou，tahenqingchuzheibudongmanzhiyaofabu，dailaidedianjiliangheredujueduishikongqiandeqiangda。
erzheizhongdeshiqing，wangyansuoyoushipinpingtai，douwufadidangqiyouhuo。
daoshihou，tamenzheibudongmanyidingkeyimaichugehaojiaqian！
“hahaha，lijie，niyoumeiyouxiangguo，womenzijijianliyigeshipinwangzhan，huoxuqianqihenduoshiqinghuibuzu，danshi，womenzhiyaozuohaole《bianxingjingang》deneirong，nijuede，zheigeshipinwangzhandedianjilvhuizenyang？”
“jieshi，shipindiyibofangquan、yijiwanjuguanfangshoumai，zaijiashanggeleizhoubian。”
lichaofanzhishishuoleyixiaqianqidechubuguihua，zheijiuranglilidaoxiyikouliangqi。
tameixiangdaolichaofanyishanglaijiuyaobuzhizheimedadeyipanju。
这胃口....
属实太大了。
“keshi，lizong，womenmuqiandezijin，kenengwufazhichizheixieshiqingquanbushixing。”
lilideyuqiyouxiejiannan，suirantayezhidaolichaofandexiangfahenhao，danshi....
tamengongchangmuqiandezijin，xiangyaozuodaogangcaisuoshuodequanbushiqing，shushishibukenengde。
“hahaha，buyaozheji，qian，huizhudongsongshangmende。”
“xianzai，nizhixuyaoyizuikuaidesudujianlishipinpingtai，ranhoujiadawanjushengchanjiukeyi。”
lichaofanxiaolexiao，mianduitadezheitaoshuoci，lilihaishiyouxiebulejie。
zhibuguo，kandaolichaofanzheimejianchi，tadexinliyoulianxiangqizhei《bianxingjingang》suodailaidedezhenhan，xinzhongdunshiyechongmanlerexue。
zaililidequanlicaozuoxia，duanduandejitianli，shipinwangzhanjiuyijingrangrenzhunbeihao。
suirankanshangqubiqiqitashipinpingtaiyaocucaoyidian，danzheiyeshimeibanfadele。
bijing，tamenzijinyouxian，shijianyouhenjinzhang。
bansuizhetadezheixianggongzuozuohao，lichaofanyelikejiangzaoyizhunbeihaode《bianxingjingang》xuanchuanpianfangzaileshangmian，tongshi，haijiashanglezijixinzhizuochudezhutiqu。
《thetranformertheme》
zheishouge，zhengshi《bianxingjingang》deyuanbanzhutiqu！
jiranyaozuodaoyuanzhiyuanwei，lichaofanziranbuhuifangguozheigeyinle。
zaiquanxindexuanchuanpianfangzhidaoshipinpingtaihou，suijiyouzhuanfadaogedaduanshipinwangzhanshang。
kanzheneixieshipinyijingchenggongshangchuan，lichaofandelianshangyehuanhuanluchuyimoxiaorong。
yiqiezhunbeijiuxu，xianzai，jiudengshiqingdefajiao。
erzaizheigeqijian，zijiyekaishijixuzhizuo《bianxingjingang》dediyijizhengpian。
shuodaodi，xiangyaozhenzhengfazhanqilai，guangkaoxuanchuanshibuxingde，haiyaoyouzhenzhengdeyingshilizuohoudun。
bansuizhegegeshipinpingtaishangturanchuxianyigemingwei《bianxingjingang》deshipin，qifengmianzhengshilichaofanqinzizhizuodeqingtianzhuheweizhentiandazhandechangjing。
zheizhangtu，duiyuzheigeshijiederenlaishuo，jueduishidaiyoujiqiangdeshijuechongji！
zaiduanduandeyifenzhongnei，jiuyijingyouxuduorendianruqizhong。
“bianxingjingang？shenmewanyia？”
“zheifengmianzenmenongde？zheimeshuai！”
“haoxiangshigedongman，buhuidianjinqu，jiwotiaochugoumaishenmefudaocailiaodelianjieba！”
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raner，jiuzaijifenzhonghou，pinglunqulideliuyanshulianghuranjizeng，shenzhiyidubaozhangdaoshangqiantiao！
yucitongshi，yigemingweichaofanshipindexinruanjian，zaigedayingyongshichangzhong，conggangshangjiade0xiazailiangzhuangtai，zhayanjianjiudadaoshuqian！