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danianchuer，wozhengzhunbeihuiniangjia。
popoqueyijiaotifanwodexinglixiang。
“nidiyinianjiadaowomenjia，bixugenwohuiniangjiabaijianjiujiu，zheishilishu。”
wokanxianglaogong，meixiangdaotayediantou：
“niangqinjiuda，zheishiguiju，nibuquwomameimianzi。”
行！
wobunenghuineijiusheidoubiexianghui............
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woyuanjiayiqianduogongli，hunqianzhangfuwangzijunjiuchengnuowowulunduomang，guoniandourangwohuiniangjia。
keshizheicaihunhoudiyinian，popojiubutongyile。
niansanshiwanshangwojiugaosutachuwoerhuiniangjia，shunbianguowanbabadeshengri，wangzijunchubashangbanzhiqianwomenhuilai。
tabuyanbuyu，woyiweizheishiquanguodeguiju，tayinggaizhidao。
meixiangdaodaolechuer，wotizhexinglizhunbeichumenshi，taqueheizheliantifanlewodexinglixiang。
“zijunmeiyougaosunima？womenzheilidexisu，xinxifuerdiyinianbixugenzhepopohuiniangjiabaijianjiujiu。”
naoziwengwengzuoxiang，genbenmeiyourenjiwoshuoguohaiyouzheiyangdeanpai。
“ma，zijunmeiyougaosuwo，erqiejintianshidanianchuer，shinverhuiniangjiaderizi，woyinggaihuiqude。”
tayijiaocaizaiwodexinglixiangshang：
“shia，suoyiwoyeyaohuiniangjia，erqienibixugenwoyiqihuibaijianjiujiu，jijiujiumenketoubainian，zheishilishu，nibunenghuaileguiju。”
什么礼数？
哪里有这样的礼数。
wobutongyi，shenshouqunabeipopocaizhedexingli。
“ma，nirangkai，woshijianlaibujile。”
tabudanmeiyourang，fanershuangjiaoyiqicaileshangqu。
“wojiuburang，ninengzenmeyang？wogaosuni，nijiadaowomenwangjia，jiuyaoyiqieyiwangjiazuozhu，niyaonongqingchu，nixianzaishiwangjiaren。
“bieshenmedoulinbuqing，niyiweininiangjiarenduoxiwangnihuiqu？xiaohua，jiachuqudenverpochuqudeshui，biebazijixiangdeneimegaogui。”
我火大了。
kanzhebeitacaizhudexiangzi，neilimianyouwojibabamamamaidexinyifuhebupin，jiubeitaneimecaizaijiaodixia。
我转头叫汪子俊：
“banimanongxialai，buranbieguaiwobukeqi。”
汪子俊搓着手：
“ma，nixialaiba，danianchuerhuiniangjia，chenrongyemeicuo。”
woyiweiwangzijundoushuohuale，wangzijundoutongyile，popojiubuhuiyoushenmehuashuo。
meixiangdaotafanergengshengqile，zhizhewangzijunjiudahan：
“wozenmeshenglenizheimegelibuqilaidewonangfeia，lianzijinvrendezhudouzuobule。
“tayaohuiniangjia，shenmeshihoubunenghui？feiyaojintian？nijiujiujiumatamenzaojiuzhunbeihaolefancaidengwomenqubainian。
“nimenzheigeshihouhuiniangjiale，rangwodemianziwangnalige？nixiangguowomeiyou？”
wangzijunmomodiwanghoutui，meiyoubangwoshuohua，fanerlaiquanwole：
“laopo，yaobu，womenduanwujiezaihui？”