第1章

“da**,kuaizou!”zhongxinhuweilinmohunshenshixue,yibajiangtacongxuedilizhuaiqilai,“guogongyehefurenrangnindaizhezheigezou,qujiangnan,zhaozhongshu!”

shenqingcihuailibeisaijinyigebingliangdezitanmuhe,heshenkezhetamingzidezhuanzi。tahuitouwang,zongcidezhumenyibeijinjunzhuangkai,huoguangranhonglebanbiantian。linmotuizhetawangmidaopao,shenhoujianshipokongdeshengyinyuelaiyuejin。

“da**,huoxiaqu!”

zheishishenqingcitingdaodezuihouyijuhua。yizhiyujianchuantoulinmodexiongtang,wenredexuejianzaitalianshang。tadiejinmidaodeheianli,yishixiangbeidaxuedongzhu,yidiandianchenxiaqu。

zaicizhengyanshi,bushijiangnandewupengchuan,yebushiyincaodifudewangchuanhe。

ciyandebaiguangrangtaxiayishimiyan,bijianyingraozheyigumoshengdemeiwei,shenxiashiyingbangbangdemubanchuang,gaizhede“beizi”bodexiangcengchanyi,haidaizhexibudiaodefanhuangyinji。

“wu……”taxiangchengzhezuoqilai,quefaxiangeboruandemeiliqi,naozilixiangbeisaijinleyiduiluanqibazaodedongxi——shenme“shouji”“diannao”“waimai”,haiyouyigehetatongmingtongxingdeguniangderensheng。

yuanzhuyejiaoshenqingci,shigegangbiyededaxuesheng,zaizheigejiao“nancheng”dexiandaichengshizhaogongzuolvlvpengbi,zuotiangangbeifangdongcuiwanfangzu,youjiedaojialidianhuashuomuqinshengbingyaoqian,yishixiangbukai,zaizheigeshipingmidechuzuwulitunleyao。

“suoyi,wozheishi……jieshihaihunle?”shenqingcixiaohuawanzheixiexinxi,zhijianqialeqiazijidegebo,tengdetadaochouyikoulengqi。

bushimeng。ta,zhenguogongfudedizhangnv,jingranlaidaoleyigemeiyouhuangdi、meiyoushijia、lianzouludoukao“tiehezi”(qiche)deguguaidifang。

zhenglengzhe,menwaituranchuanlai“pengpengpeng”dezamensheng,bansuizheyigejianlidenvsheng:“shenqingci!kaimen!fangzudoutuosantianle,nixianglaizhanga?”

shenqingcimeitouyizhou。zaishengjing,sheiganzheimegentashuohua?jiusuanshigonglideguiren,jianletayeyaokekeqiqihanyisheng“qingci**”。tagangxiangying“fangsi”,naoziliyuanzhudejiyiyoumaochulai——zheishifangdongwangyi,chulemingdepola,yuanzhuzhiqianmeicijiantadougenlaoshujianlemaoside。

tashenxiyikouqi,xiankaibobeixiachuang。jiaogangzhandi,jiubeidishangdetuoxiebanleyixia,chadianshuaigelieju。zhei“xie”yetaiqiguaile,ruantatade,liangexiegendoumeiyou。

haoburongyifuzheqiangzoudaomenkou,taganglakaiyitiaofeng,wangyijiujilejinlai,yanjinggensaomiaoyisidebaxiaochuzuwusaoleyiquan:“nizheiwuliyemeishenmezhiqiandongxia,zaibujiaofangzu,wokejiubanidongxirengchuqule!”

shenqingcizhanzaiyuandi,jibeitingdebizhi。jiusuanchuanchengleqiongguangdan,zhenguogongfudinvdeqiduhaizai。takanzhewangyi,shengyinpingjingquedaizheburongzhiyidediqi:“wangyi,fangzuwohuijiao,danbushixianzai。jiwosantianshijian,wobirushufengshang。”

wangyilengleyixia。yiqiandeshenqingcijianleta,shuohuadouduoduosuosuode,jintianzenmegenhuanlegerenside?tapiepiezui:“santian?nikebiegenwoshuahuayang!santianhouzaijiaobushang,nijiudengzheshuidajieba!”shuowan,youdengleshenqingciyiyan,niuzheyaozoule。

menguanshang,shenqingcicaisonglekouqi。tazoudaochuangbian,tuikaineishanxiujibanbandetiechuang。chuangwaimeiyoushengjingdefeiyandougong,zhiyoumimimamadegaolou,malushang“tiehezi”lailaiwangwang,fachu“didi”deshengxiang,haiyourenshoulinazhegezhangfangxingdedongxi(shouji),yibianzouyibianxiao。

这就是现代?