第1章 大闹婚典

langyaguobeijiang,baihuguanyaosai。

zheilishidiyudahuangdediyidaopingzhang,yeshijiangwangfuxianzaidefengdi。

“你们这群**!”

“她才十三岁!”

“nimenpingshenmeshanzuozhuzhangbatajiajijiaokuineishengkou!”

jiangwangfudedadianli,jiangyibaozhebeiqiangxingchuanshangjiayidemeimei,nuchizhewangfudezhanglaomen。

jiangwanerxuruodequansuozaijiangyihuaili,shenqingqiranyouhuanghu。

yigeyueqian,tahaishijiangwangfunaizhibaihuguandediyitiancai。

yichangyiwairangtajingmaijinsui,yelunweijiazuyanlidefeiren。

jintian,tagengyaobeiqiangbizhejiajibaihuguanwankuzidi,jiaokui。

“jiangwangfudeshihailunbudaoniyigeyangzilaizhishouhuajiao。”

“yingqinduiwuyijingshanglu,tajintianjiayedejia,bujiayedejia。”

jianghongyang、jiangrenfuzizhanzaiqianmian,nuchizheqianlaidaoluandejiangyi。

“wangyezhishishizong,meiquedingyuhai。”

“nimenqiangjiawaner,jiubupawangyehuilaigennimensuanzhang。”

“jianghongyang,wangnihaishiwanershufu!”

jiangyiyonglibaojinwaner,jingtizhesizhousuishikenengpushanglaidewangfushiweimen。

“dageshengsibuming,baihuguanbadayaosairenxinhuanghuang。”

“womenbawanerjiarudisanyaosai,weidejiushiwendingjunxin。”

jianghongyangzuoweiwangfuerhaorenwu,zicongwangyeshizonghoujiuchengweiwangfudezhushiren。

jintiandehunshiwanquanshiyoutazhangluode。

benlaiyiqiedouhenshunli,meixiangdaoturancuanchugejiangyi。

“badayaosaiyoudeshimeijiarendeguniang,yaowendingjunxinrangnierzijiangrenquyigebianshi。”

“pingshenmebawomeimeijiachuqu。”

“taxianzaizhandouzhanbuwen,nimenshiyaohaisitama?”

jiangyinubukee,zheiqun**jianzhiqirentaishen。

jiangrenlengheng:“jiaokuishidisanyaosaijiaoshengyongjiangjundeduzi,meixianqitadefeirenzhishen,yijingshitadefuqi,nizheigedanggegedeyinggaigaoxing。lairen,jijiangyihuanshenxinyifu,songtameimeichujia!”

“谁敢过来!”

jiangyibaohe,shengzhendianyu,shuangyanxuehong,xiangshitoufanudeyeshou。

“够了!”

dazhanglaoyonglipaizhezhuoan,hechizhejiangyi:“niyigeyangzi,haizhenbazijidanghuishile。”

“jintiannilaidezhenghao。”

“benxiangwanerhunlizhihouzaichulini,jirannibuzhihaodai,yebieguaiwomenwuqing。”

“wangyeyijingshizong,jiangwangfubuxuyaoshenmeyangzi。”

“nixianzaijiukeyigunle!”

“jiangwangfucongcizhihou,buzaigenniyourenheguanxi。”

“laohama!”jiangyizhizhedazhanglaoyishengnuhe。

“woshiwangyedeyangzi,bushinide!wodequliuhailunbudaonilaijueding!”

dadianzhouranyijing,suoyourendouweiweiyizheng。

他刚刚喊了句什么?

老蛤蟆?

dazhanglaodoulengleyixia,borandanu,taquanshenbaoqigumenglieqilang,zhensuizhuoan,chaozhejiangyizhualeguoqu。

jiangyiyiranwuju,nushidazhanglao。

“wangyebuzai,jiangwangfukenengrenyounimenhunao。”

“danbaihuguanrongbudenimenweifeizuodai。”

“woyibaiqingdiwuyaosaiyanzhengjiangjun、diliuyaosaikunbojiangjun,tamenzhengzailaidelushang!”

“wokanjintiansheiganqiangjiawomeimei!”

dazhanglaoyankanjiuyaokouzhujiangyibozidekushouyingshitingzhu。

jianghongyangjiangrenfuzidouweiweizhoumei。

tajingranshuodongleliangweijiangjun?

neiliangweikeshiwangyedesizhong。

youqishiyanzhengjiangjun,tadenveryibairubeijiangdazongjinyanggongmenxia,jushuodouhaichengweileshanggongdizi。

jiangrenzoudaojiangyimianqian,yaozheyajinggaozheta:“biejilianbuyaolian!jintianshijiangwangfudejiashi,lunbudaoniyigeyangzichashou!jintianniruguozhiyizuzhi,mingtianwobaozhengdahuangshenchuduoyijumeirenrenchulaideshiti。”

“womingbainimendeyisi。”

“dageergezhansi,wangyeshizong,meimeiyoubeifei,jiangjiazhixiyijingwuren。”

“nimenpangxixiangyaojiezhangdaquan!xianshijianghongyangdangzhushiren,jiezhenizaidangjichengren。”

“suoyijizhebawomenmeimeiganchuqu,shunbianlalongdisanyaosaizhichi。”

“wonengkandetou,bierenyebusha。”

“yiera。”erzhanglaoqingkejisheng,qishenluchuxiaorong。

“wangyedangnianzhishidayingyisirenmingyishouyangni,bingbushijiangwangfu。”

“xianzaiwangyeshizong,nimeiyouliyouzailiuzaizheili。”

“niruguotinghua,womenyunxunicanjiawanerhunli,songshangjijuzhufu。”

“也算好聚好散。”

“niruguofeiyaonaodetainankan,womenweilewangfuyanmian,budebucaiquqiangyingshouduanle。”

jiangyiyingshangerzhanglaoxuweidexiaorong:“shenmeqiangyingshouduan,xianzaijiunongsiwoma?zaizheijiangwangfudedadianlima!”

erzhanglaolianshangxiaorongjianjianshoulian。“nishizhiyiyaogenwomenzuoduile?”

“wojiangyibushijiangwangfuderen,ganshebulejianghongyangdangzhushiren。”

“danwoshiwangyeyangzi,wonengyingxiangjiangrendangjichengren。”

“wobusi,tazuobuwen。”

“wojiujinimenyicijihui。”

“mingtian,fengyuntai,woxiangjiangrentiaozhan。”

“ruguowoyingle,womeimeideshijiucidazhu。”

“woruguoshule,wohemeimeisuinimenchuzhi。”

jiangjiazulaomenjiaohuanlexiamuguang,doukanxianglejiangren。

“你确定?”

jiangrenguaiyidekanzhejiangyi。

zheigejiangyisuiranlailishenmi,laibaihuchengdebanianliyeshenchuguimei,danyizhijujuejieshoulinggenjianyan,genghuibijuexinglingwen,mingxianjiushigefeiwu。

taqueshigaoguidewupinlingwen,xianzaigengshilingyingjingqizhongtian。

jiangyijingranganzhudongtiaozhan?

“yanjiangjuntamenjiuzailushang,jintianzheihun,nimenjiebucheng!”

“woruguoyiwaisiwang,yehuiyinqiyaosailianhezewen。”

“dandengshangfengyuntai,shengsiyouming。”

jiangyilengjingxialai,yingduizhedianlidelaodongximen。

jianghongyangmuguangshanshuo,duizhejiangrendianlediantou。

“hao!wojieshounidetiaozhan!”

“danmingtiandefengyuntai,jiangwangfuquantizurendouyaodaochang,gengxuyaobadayaosaijitijianzheng。”

“nigennimeimeideming,yizhanerding。”

jiangrenyaodangzhongfeilejiangyi,rangsuoyourendouzhidaojiangjiazhixichediwuren,napashigeyangzi。

zheiyangyilai,tajiunengmingzhengyanshundedangshangjiangwangfudejichengren。

“明天,风云台。”

jiangyiyuanhendemuguangsaoguodianlisuoyouren,baozhexuruoyouhuanghudemeimeilikaidadian。

“mingtian,buyaoliuqing,zhijieshale。”

jianghongyangkanzhejiangyidebeiying,minglingjiangren。

“tabuhuihuozhezouxiafengyuntai。”

jiangrenjiaoaodeyangtou,shoushigefeiwueryi,jiandan。

jiangyibaozhejiangwanerganglikaijiangwangfu,yingmianjiupengshanglererenaonaodeyingqinduiwu。

“waner,haha,wodexiaowaner!”

“wolaijienihuijiale。”

jiaokuimanlianhengrou,jidongdeshuangyanfangguang。

duiwuhaimeidaojiangwangfuqianmiantabianfanshenxiama,huojihuoliaodechongleguolai。

“滚!”

jiangyinuhe,shengzhenzhangjie。

jiaokuilianseyinchendekanzhejiangyi:“xiaofeiwu,niganggangshuoshenme?”

“wangyebuzai,xiongzhangweifu,tadehunshiwozuozhu!”

“我妹妹,不嫁。”

jiangyibaojinwaner,suishizhunbeishachuqu。

“nisuangeshenmedongxi,zheiliyounishenmeshi。”

“jiangwangfuyijingbataxujiwo,tajiushiwodenvren。lairen,jiwoqiang。”

jiaokuimengdihuishou,shenhoudaizhehonghuadepijiabingweimenhongranxiama,chaozhejiangyibiguolai。

“住手!”

zhanmabenteng,liangzhipiaohantieqishaqitengteng,zhuangkailerenaodeyingqinduiwu,chongdaoqianmian。

“tamenlaile,wanerbupa。”

jiangyiqingshenganfuzhexuruodemeimei。

weishouliangweijiangjunshenpizhongjia,qishiweiyan。

yigegaodaweimeng,xiongfuhengkuo,yongmengzhiqisherenxinhun。

yigemanlianbahen,zhengningkuangfang,sanmizhangdaosanfazhesensenhanguang。

diwuyaosaizhenshouwujiang,yanzheng。

diliuyaosaizhenshouwujiang,kunbo。

“yanzhengjiangjun,kunbojiangjun,zheiliyounimenshenmeshi。”

jiaokuimeitoujinzhou,mianqiangbaolebaoquan,youyuanhendekanleyanjiangyi。

yanzhengkanleyanjiangyihetahuailidejiangwaner,gaoshengdao:“wangyeshengsibuming,cishibuyijiaqu。”

“jiangwangfudayinglehunshi,yeshoulepinli,jintianwoyidingyaodaijiangwanerzou!”

jiaokuitanlianjiangwanerdemeiseyijinghenjiule,zhiqiandeshihoujiangwanerguangmangtaiyaoyan,tazhinengyanchanxinre。

xianzaijiangwanerfeile,tashuoshenmedouyaodedaota。

changchangxiribaihuguandiyinvtiancaideweidao。

“woshuodebugouqingchu?”

“bufuqi,rangnifuqinlaigenwotan!”

yanzhenglengliedeshuangyandingzhujiaokui,changnianxuezhanjileideshafazhiqiyourushizhiyibanzaizhangjiemiman。

“都住手!”

jiangrencongjiangwangfulizouchulai,zaijiaokuierbianshuolejijushenme。

“mingtian?wohaiyaodengmingtian!”

jiaokuidihou,tarenbuzhulushangjiuyaobanle,haidengmingtian?

“不差这一天。”

“mingtianjiwonongsita。”

jiaokuifeichangbuman,danyaoleyaoya,haishimianqiangtongyile。

“mingtianfengyuntai,qinggeyaosaijiangjundaochang,jianzhengwogenjiangyidebiwu。”

“gongpingjuedou,shengsiyouming。”

jiangrenpieleyanjiangyi,zhiliuxiayijuhuabianzhuanshenlikai。

“xiaofeiwu,jintianxianraoleni。dantashiwodenvren,bieluanpeng。”jiaokuifanshenshangma,daizheyingqinduiwutuichuzhangjie。

“jiangyi,niyaoshangfengyuntai?shitamenbinide?”

“buyongpa,womenjintianjiranlaile,jiuhuitinimenxiongmeizuozhu。”

yanzhengqizhezhanmalaidaojiangyimianqian。

“shiwozijidexuanze。”

“woyaobaohuwomeimei。”

“woyaozhengmingzhixibingfeiwuren。”

“liangweijiangjun,xiexienimenjintiannenglai。”

“大恩记下了。”

jiangyibaozhejiangwaner,xiangliangweijiangjunxingleyili,likaizheili。

yanzhengkanzhejiangyilikaidebeiying,shenqingfuza。

“talingwendoumeijuexing,nashenmetiaozhanjiangren。”

“tamingtianzhiyaodengtai,jiangrenjiuhuiyaoletademing。”

kunboqishiduizheiweiyangzimeiduoshaolejie,gengmeijianguojimian。

“suanqilai,talaijiangwangfubanianle。”

yanzhenghaijideneishibanianqiandeshenye,yiweixiayanlaorenzouchuheianyoubaoluandedahuang,lingzheyigehaizikoukailebaihuguan,baihuijiangwangfu。

meirenzhidaotamendeshenfen,yemeirenzhidaotamengenjiangwangshuoleshenme。

danzaidiertian,jiangwangjingranshouyangleneigehaizi,bingciyijiangxing,qimingweiyi。

neiyiwan,laorenkoukaidejiushitazhenshoudediwuyaosai。

neiyimu,tazhijinmeiyouwangji。