miantuanzhanchouhaiyoudianda,buguohaimeiwangong,zhijianyedaonanshoulichuaizheliaowan,yibajitadaojinmiantuanpannei,rangfeifuzijixurou。
yedaonanpaoxiangyouguo,miaoleyiyanhoushuodao:
“huohougaole,chaihuoshaoweishaofangdian!”
youguoneideyousuizhewendudantiaozhizhizuoxiang,kaojinderendouxincunjuse,erxiaodaonanquebupa,jiuxiangshizaixiangshouzheyinle,meishidejiezou。
kanwanyouguo,xiaodaonanzaizhuashangyibamianfensazaiguanghuadecaianshang。feifuzikesuanshiguolairen,zuodabingtazijiyehui。
“he”deyisheng,fuzidanshouzhuaqimiantuanzazaimianfenshang,cishiyeyijingmantoudahan。
fuzishiyijiaocalecahanzhu,xiachuzigangcalehan,xianzaiyoushile,bumandinanleju:“huolumendigua,guaguajuea!”
yinshengaodeyuanyin,xiaodaonanxianshubandibanlailexiaodengzi,zhanshangquhou,qinzixiashoujiangmiantuanrouchengyigenzhangzhangcucudemiangen。
“duankuai!zaicuochengtiao,zhangdushikoujiuke!”
xiaodaonannaqileyuanzhumugun,jiangtiaozhuangmiangenfangzaigunzixiagunguo,quyigenkuaizhuanzhongjianyiya,chengxinghoudeshishuangmiangen。
fuzikanzhehulihutu,xinxiangzuogedabingzenmeshizheigezuofa。
xiachuziredekuaibuxingle,naqileguogaidangshanziyong,xiaodaonannazhemiangentiaoxiadengzi,kuaisupaoxiangyouguo,qingshouqingjiaodiwanghuifang。
miangenyichen…yifu,zhoubiangunqiqiyoupao,shengyinjiyouguilv。
“chengle!”xiaodaonanluchulexiaorongshuodao,suihounashuangkuaizhujiaqimiangenfangzaizhuganlanshang。
“过油!”
fuzikanzheyilianjianshengbanwen:“zheishishenmegui,weihesesijincan,xingsi……。”
fuzixianglexiang,waixingduiyutalaishuoyishijianwufaxingrong,wuhuideciyijingqiongle,jieguoxiaodaonanjieyandao:“douwenshishenmeguile,dangranxingsiguila!”
fuziyiting,lianmangyingdao:“e,dui,xingsigui。”
hehe,zaixiaodaonanyanli,fuzijiushiweileyangaiciqiongdezhuangmozuoyang。
“neicishimingjiaoshenme?”
“youzhadegui,dangranjiaoyouzhaguiluo,zhenbudongfuqinzaixiangtianfangyetan,jiwozhaolegelaoshi,tadouhuishenmeya!”
xiaodaonannanziyudao,takaishihuaiyifuzijiushifuqinanpaizaishenbianjianshizijide,xiaoshengduwanhou,suishouzhuaqiyouzhaguiwangzuilifang。
haimeisaidaozuibian,xiaodaonanfaxianzhenggerendoumale,jiuzaifangcai,beihouhaoxiangrangrenjichuoleyixia。
fuzixiaozhezoudaoxiaodaonanmianqian,quxiahaimeidaozuideyoutiao,yukuaidichileqilai。
diyikouyaoxiaqu,xiachuzihalaziliulechulai。
“nibuhuizaizhawo,wofunile,ganjinjilaozijiekai!”yedaonanxinlidahan,tazhidaodianxuezheiyimenxueshi,meixiangdaohainengqinshenjingli,tahaihenhaoqidefanfuminghanzhe,nijiubunengdiangedingxueme,zenmebawozhengyabale。
jinguanxiaodaonansixinliefeidezaixinlimianhanzhe,zaitamenmianqianhaoxiangbuguanyong。
fuzichiwantianletianshouzhideyidishuodao:“dongwushouwangxue,buyaobazijidebeibuliujiyigesubuxiangshideren,zheijiushiyaojiaonidedongxi。”
xiaodaonankuaiyaohouhuishuoneijuhuale,xianzaiyanzhengzhengdikanzhelianggerenzaizhayouguichi,gebidexiaohaikuaiyaochankule。
buguo,neimedadeyikuaimiantuan,gujitaliangrenyechibuwan,dengtamenchibaole,yinggaidouyoushengxiade。xiaodaonanxindixiangzhe。
shijianyiguoquekaishifaxianbuduijing。
“zhayigenchiyigen,bukaolvyixiahaiyourenmemeidongme。”yedaonanjuewangdihanzhe,dantamenhaishiwudongyuzhong。
yedaonanchedifangqilexiwang,fanzhengzheilishitayejia,zaowandounengchi。
bangeshichenguoqule,liangrenzhengbaole,yexiuxibaole,fuzifenfuxiachuzijiangxiaoshaoyekangzhidayuan,zheicaiyouxiandidiankaixiaoyedaonandexue。
jiekaidingxuehou,xiaodaonanmeiyoushengqi,fandaogongshouyibai,jifuzixinglegejingshili。
feinidefuziyileng,turanjuedexiaodaonanfeiyibanxiaohai,zheishizaiyiwangdelizishenshang,gujiyededanaoyifan,meixiangdaoyigeliusuidexiaohaizi,xinjingqueshengershi,zheijiushiheluodexuemaime?
xiaodaonanyexiangmingbaile,mianqiandefuzibuxiangshijiaoshi,gangcaidexingweihenyoukenengshiyigeshiyan,erqiezuoweiyigelaoyoutiao,zenmekenengheyigexinjingxiangfangderenqizhengzhini?
fuziganmangfuqixiaodaonan,lvlelvsilushuodao:“ng,kezaozhicai,jiranzuizhongnihaishibailewozheigelaoshi,neizuoweilaoshi,zongbunengrangnichikuiba!”
xiaodaonantingfuzishuowanhou,jiantaxiaohehedecongshenhoubuzhishenmedifangquchuyigenyoutiao,fuzishuo:
“zheigeweishiteyijiniliudeyouzhagui,zhengsuowei,shifujiaohuitudi,tudizongbunengezheshifuba!”
xiaodaonandaimengdekanzheyouzhagui,tabuquedingzheigelaoshiyoumeiyouzaipianziji,tashenzhiduzheiyoutiaodiaoguodishangde,danshitahaishiyiwufangudeyaoshangleyikou。
“ganjingde?”xiaodaonanxinlijianlegebianyi。
“laoshi,zheishiwuhaiyouyigemingzi!xiangzhidaome!”xiaodaonanzuofuzipangbian,zuilibianjiaobianshuodao。
“不想知道。”
“bu,wojiuxiangnizhidao!”
“haha,wobuxiangzhidao,erqiezheiyouzhaguisuanshinizheixiaozizigefaxiande,neijiuyongnidingdechenghaochenghutaba!”
fuziyixiao,xiaodaonanjiujixuyaozhe,taxinlixunsizheyouzhaguidezhenshijiaofashijiaozhayoutiao,yejiaoyoutiao,zhiyuyouzhagui,neidoushishangyibeizigenmougelaizinanbiandeshaonianxuede。
“laoshi,niweishenmeyizhikanzhewoxiaoa?”xiaodaonanhenbujiedewen。
fuzihaoxiangcongnachuyoutiaokaishidaoxianzai,yizhixiangqilewainiandixiaozhe。
meidengtingdaojieshu,xiaodaonandaomuyizishangyunshuileguoqu,hulihutuzhongshuozhe:“zheiyaozhenjijing!”
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xiaodaonanzaicixinglaihoubianshihuanghunle,fuzizaitashenpangqishen,shenlegelanyao,shuodao:
“jintianshangdediyike,rangnihaohaojizhu,renherendoubunengxiangxin,napashishenbianderen,gengyaotifang。”
xiaodaonancalecayan,shuiyanxingzhongdishuo:“zheijiushidiyitangkea,laoshinipashilaihunshijiandeba!houmianyoubawomidaolexueshenmeya?”
younifuzitinghou,beizheshouhehexiaoliwangdatingzouqu。xiaodaonanyebahuajijixiale,yifangwanyixiaciyoumidaole,kejiuzhendiulianle。
tangtingneiyijingbaihaolewanfan,xiaodaonanzuoshangledamenkoudeweizhi,mianchaozhelaofuren,xiangjilezhaodaiwairen,kesheirangtashisishengzini!
qishitayezaomingbaile,tadeniangqinzaizheigejiabingmeiyoushenmediwei,gengmeiyourenzhidaotadecunzai,chulesishengzihainengshishenme?
zhuoshangbaizheqianyezuoguodehongshaorou,jiushuominglexiaodaonanzhengzairangzheigejiajijiena,xiaodaonanxinliheheyixiao。
sangerendewanfan,sigerendewankuai,duochudejiushineigeshaozhilumiandedage,jushuozhujingcheng,zhihuilaitanwanglaofurenliangci,erqieliangcidouhuizhaonainaiyaoqian。
fulirenbuhuiquxiangtazaijingchengdouhunchengshenmefa,zhiyouxiaodaonannengxiangmingbaizheizhongkenlaodedagenengyouduoshuai,muqianyijingshangxueleba。
xiaodaonanjiaqiqingcai,kuailedichizhe,taxiangchinainaimianqiandeneipanhongshaorou,kexizhuodashoubugouzhang,zhihaowangmeizhikedichizheqingcaidangshaorou。
fuzihaoxiangfaxianlexiaodaonandenanchu,jiaqiyikuaihongshaorouwangtawanliyifang,youjixuyansuzhelianchifan。
xiaodaonankanhou,youwanglewangwanneifeierbunidehongshaorou,yilianxianqidikanzhefeifuzi。
xiaodaonandeyanshenzhong,fuzikandaoleyijuhua。
“gaibuhuixialexieyaoba!”
“meixiayao,chiba!”fuzizhizhuzhileyixiashuodao。
xiaodaonanzheicaifangxindichile。
wanfanguohou,xiaodaonandunqilemaofang。
“laoshi,wohuaiyinishangbeijiushiwangjingzebenrenba,shirennantaozhenxiangdinglv。”
“shenmeshizhenxiangdinglv,xianshuohaowokemeixiayaowo!”
“nishibushibawodangsansuixiaohaia,nijuedewohuixinme!”
夫子欣慰地笑了笑。
“huashuonizheixiaoziladehaochoua,nengbunengxianjiwojieyixiaxuezaila!”fuzixianggehamapazaimaofangwaishuodao。
shifazhiqian,xiaodaonanpiantamaofangliyoupunvmimi,erqiexiaodaonanhaishuotazhidaosheizailimianganshenme。yitandaozhei,dangshifuzikeshiyifuzhengrenjunzi。
“xiaohaizihaodebuxue,naozidouzhuangzhexieshenme!”fuzibatamaleyidunhouliqu。
houmianbianshixiaobiannanzuohaodepianju,rangxiaodiequmaofangliduozhebiechusheng,yijinzhidedianxuezhaoshu,dingzhulebanpashidefuzi。
gongfubufuyouxinren,fuzizhongzhaole。
zhongyu,xiaodaonanchulaile,fuzijiaolezhengzaibaichuanyiwudexiaodaonan。
“tuer,haoleba,xianbangweishijieyixiaxueba!”
huayingangluo,xiaodaonanyiliannanshoudiyoupaojinlemaofang。
“ai…ai,nixianbangwojieyixiaxuea!”fuzijuewangdihanzhe。
“nibangwojiekai,nixiangxueshenmewojiaonishenme!”
“hehe,zizuozishou!”
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shuri,xiaodaonanzhengshizourufuzidejiaoxue。
“congjintiankaishi,woni,jiuyaojiaoniwodebishengsuoxue。zaicizhiqian,woxianlaigeziwojieshaoba!”
xiaodaonanzhengzaishendun,fuziraozhetazouleyiquanshuodao。
“woxingxu,mingzhu,jingchengtianjichusanbandeerbashou。”
“xuzhu,zheigemingzihaoxiangzainatingguo?”xiaodaonanxiaoshengnandao。
“shiba!weishikeshihenchumingde,yushangwole,shinixiaozidezaohua。”xuzhudeyidezhilezhixiaodaonanshuodao。
“xiaodaonan,wokannigugejingqi,shixueyiyongdudeliaozi,weishidexianjiaonidupindezhishi,niyaobuyaoxueni?”
“dangranyao!”xiaodaonanjidongdezhanzhileyaoban。
“那继续蹲着。”
xiaodaonanyingshengeleyisheng,jixudazheshendun。
“namenzidexuexishishanglaijiuxiandashendunde。”xiaodaonanshengyinjianxiaoshuodao。