汴河州。
府城，柳家。
yijianjianloupojiudefangzhong，chuangmanbeiweifengchuiqi，yinyuekejianchuangshangtangzheliangjubuzhishisishihuodequti。
yinyouyuemimihuhuzhongganjuezijiquanshenwanquanmeiyourenheliqi，yishihaimeilaidejiqingxing，jiuxianrugengjiashenchendeshushuizhong。
砰砰砰!
“yindaxiaojie，kuaikaimen!”
turan，menwaijudadezamenshengxiangqi，yinyouyueshudizhengkairuilideyanjingxiayishizuoqilai，queyinquanshenwulierchadiandaohuichuangshang。
这是哪里?!
yinyouyueyizhuantou，yingruyanliandebianshiyishuangxiuzhangbizhideshuangtui，zhichuanzhebaisejuanqikutuidebaiseliku，zaiwangshangshibakuaifujiyijixiantiaoliuchangdewanmeinanxingshenqu。
dangkandaoneizhanglianshi，yinyouyuehuxiyizhi。
lunkuofenmingdejunlianrutongjingdiaoxizhuoguoyiban，gaotingdebiyi，liangboxinggandechun，junqiaodeshuangmei，rudieyibanwanzhangdejiemao。
jishimeizhengkaiyan，yinyouyueyenengxiangxiang，yanqiannanzideyanjingyouduoxiazhangshensui。
dengdeng!tazaitaolineigeheisezuzhidezhuishashi，mingmingyijingbeizhadexuerouhengfei，bukenenghuozhe!
zheishi，naozhong“hong”deyisheng，yidaduanbushuyutadejiyibeiqiangxingsairu。
guojiufudizhangnv?diaomanrenxing?buzhilianchi?beisongwaizujia?
“yindaxiaojie，furenshuoninzaibukaimen，bianyaorangrenzhuangmenle，bieyiweifurenbuzhidaoninzailimianzuohedenggouqiezhishi!”
waimianxiarenxiaozhangdeshengyin，daduanleyinyouyuedehuiyi。
yinyouyuekanxiangmenkou，yanshenyileng。
tameixiangdaozijishenweiershiyishijidetiancaiguiyi，yinbeijiyuyishu，beizhuishaersihou，jingranchuanyuele，haichuandaoyigemingshenglangjiedeguojiufudizhangnvshenshang，mingzidouhezijiyiyang，jiaoyinyouyue。
juchuan，yuanzhuxinggediaomanbahu，yinzaijingchengshikandaohaokandenanzibiantianbuzhichiditieshangqu，lianxuduodachenjiadezididoubufangguo，diujinleguojiufudelian。
wunaizhixia，yuanzhufumuzhihaobayuanzhusongdaobianhezhoudewaizuliujia。
keyuanzhusuiranyuchun，haibeiyangfeile，quegenbenbuxiangwaijieneiban，kandaohaokandenanzidouhuitieshangqu，quanshibeixianhaide!
jiuxiangzheiyici，shengbingzhongdeyuanzhugenbenbuzhidaozijibeisheiyaoyunle，yebuzhidaoshenbiandemoshengnanzishishei，yexushizhongde**jiliangtaida，benjiubingruodeyuanzhujingyimingwuhu，zaizhengyanshibianchengleershiyishijichuanyueerlaideyinyouyue。
“daxiaojieninhaibuchulaishiba?zhuangmen!”
waimianbunaifandeshengyinluoxia，menjiubeihenhenzhuangleyixia。
yinyouyuemousezhouleng，xianzaibushixiangzheigedeshihou，tashiyingleyixiayouxiewulideshenti，caiqishen，jianyifuwanhao，songlekouqi，zouchulijian。
caizouchuqu，haimeilaidejibalijiandemenguanhao，“peng!”deyishengjuxiangchuanlai，menbeizhuangkai，hualayixiaputengjinlaijigexiaren。
tamenyiyanbiankandaolijianchuangshangruoyinruoxiandeluoshennanzi，yishidaoshihechangmian，fenfenyongyanedeyuqidao：
“tianna!yindaxiaojieguozhenshuixingyanghua，dangchumingmingyoutaizineibanchuzhongdeweihunfu，jinghaidaochugouda。rujinbeisonglaibianhe，queyidianbuzhishoulian，zaifulizuochuzheidengtianbuzhichideshilai!”
“kebushi，yindaxiaojieculuwuzhi，nengjiajitaizibiangaishaogaoxiangle，tajingnaibuzhujimo，hehemoshengnanzigouqie，diujinguojiufudelianyejiusuanle，zheixiawomenliujiadelian，douyaobeidiujinle。”
“kelianwomenjiaerxiaojiemeiruotianxian，xiuwaihuizhong，mashangjiuyaoshuoqinle，zheixiaerxiaojiedemingsheng，yaobeitalianleicanle!”
“jiushia，dafurenheerxiaojieduitaneimehao，yindaxiaojiequecongbuzhiganen，zhenshibaiyanlangheixingan。”
zheijigexiarenshuodeqijing，yinyouyueshixuebinglengdeyanshenshudisaoguolai：
“闭嘴!滚出去!”
youlengdeshengyinbeihedehunshenyidou，zheiyikerutongbeieguidingshang，hunshenfaliang。
“youyue，nizuochuzheidengshi，jinghaiyidianbuzhicuoma?”
wanyuezhongdaizhetongxideshengyincongmenwaichuanlai。
yinyouyuekanxiangmenkou，biankandaofengyunshizudeyuanzhudajiumubairuyan，daizhejigechuanzhehuaguidenannvqichangshizudihuanhuantajinlefangzhong。
bairuyanshenchuanbaolansezhangqun，wufapanqi，tashenbianderenyishizhuangbanjingzhi，yuzheigejianloudefangjianxiandegegeburu。
tazhouqimeibumandikanxiangleyishangbuzhengdeyinyouyue，shenhoudelijian，yinyuenengkandaobeizigaizhudehunshuishenying，jiandishangzangwudeqigaifu，talianyiyanyebuxiangduoqiaochuangshangdeqigai。
bairuyanshenbianhuazhejingzhidanzhuangdefenyishaonv、yuanzhudebiaomeiliuxinrougengshinanyizhixindishuodao：
“a!dabiaojie，ni、nizennengzuochuzheidengbukanzhishi，nirucibugumingsheng，naochuzheimedadedongjing，kerangmeimeizenmebangniyinmanzheizhongshi……”
zheishengyinjiaorouzuozuo，daizheyinyindexingzailehuo，yifuhenbudesuoyourendoutingdaodemoyang，naliyouyaotitayinmandeyisi?
yinyouyuekanxiangliuxinrouzheizhangjiaoqiaojiansuandelian，lengxiaozhefanwen：
“e?wozuolehezhongbukanzhishi?wozenbuzhi。”
zheishengyinlizhiqizhuang，meiyousihaodexinxu。
bairuyanheliuxinroudouchayidikanxiangyinyouyue，duifangshenmeshihougandingzuile?
“youyue，nisuishenweiguojiufudizhangnv，dangchuhaiweichugebuzhilianchizuochuneixieshi，diujinguojiufudelianhou，beisonglaiwomenliujia，woyulaoyeyizhidainiruqinshengnver，keniquebenxingnanyi，youbeizhuojianzaichuang，diujinliujiadelian。zuochuzheidengshinijinghaibuzhicuoma?”
bairuyanlianshangjushibuman，qitarenyedouyongbishidemuguangkanxiangyinyouyue。
yinyouyuewenyanquepuchiyishengxiaole：
“dajiumu，wobuguoshiyanggenanchongeryi，zheibianshicuo?nanzikeyisanqisiqie，nvzibianbunengma?womenxuanyouguowugongzhuhaiyangleshigenanchong，zhaodajiumuzheiyangshuo，bushizaogaizicaixiezuile?”
男、男宠?!
大小姐疯了吗?
tazenganbayangnanchongsangezishuodezheibanlisuodangran!
suixuanyouguomeiyouguidingnvzibuzhunyangnanchong，danyangnanchongdenvzi，jibendoushimingshengechougenbenjiabuchuqude，shibeisuoyourenbiyituoqidenvzicaihuigandeshi。
buguo……yinyouyuedemingshengsihuyemeiyoubineixienvzihaoduoshao!
nanbuchengzheishizibaoziqile?!
cishi，wurenzhuyi，lijianchuangshangdenanzi，mimihuhudibankezhexiazhangyanmou，kanzheneidaoxianshoubeiying。
本座何时成了男宠?