第2章 睡沙发是不可能的

顾柠气疯了。

yongyanshenhuidengzheta,tanaoziyouwenti。

tajingrandudongle,“nimawoyoubing!”

talandegentaluosuo,xiangxiangmenkouzouqu,nazhidaomenshifansuode。zhuaneryixiang,jingranlinlaofurenxiangyaotamenzaiyiqi,dingranshibuhuifangguozheigedinghunyede。

tadaxiaolezheikeyaotuomenerchudexinsi。

“nixianzaipaochuqu,shixianggaosunainai,woqifunima?”talengbudingzaimaochuyiju。

“neinidaodixiangzenmeyang?”guningbaofa,dahouyisheng。

“nishuishafa,xiankanzhenishuizhe。”tawushiwukedoujingtizheta。

guningfanlegebaiyan,ganqingnanzhushipatachenhuodajie,bawangyingshanggonga。

buguofangzaiyuanzhushenshang,queshigandechulai。

“nanshengqueshiyinggaibaohuziji。”guningyishidaole,zailinxiyeyanli,tazuoshenmedoushicuo。

kenengshiyuanshenzhiqianzaitamianqianzaochengdeyinxiangshizaiqichawubi。

她懒得洗白。

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chuidetaergenyizhenhong,lianmangtuikaita。

taquegentengtiaosidejinjinchanzheta,xinendechugan,haiyouneimirenchenzuideyanmou,huanzuoyibanrennalihaibachidezhu。

linxiyewenzhetashenshangdemuyuxiang,yanshenshanguoyisihuanghu,taguoranyongxinliangku。

xianzaideguningbuzhidaozijishenshangdeweidaoyouteshuxing。tazhishixiangdounongxiata,haosasaqi。

erqieyeqingchumingbai,nanzhudaren,dinglizudehen。

zheimebianyiletazheigenvpei,jueduibufuhejuqingzouxiang。

guningduitayouzheigezixin,suoyiyouyouzaitaerbianshuodao,“nikan,woyaoshizhenxiangzenmeyangni,zaojiuwanshile。”shuozhe,tamalidisongkaita,dankaijibuzhiyuan。

kanzhetachibiedeyangzi,guningdechengle,jiudoudouta,ganjuezijiganggangshoudeqiyixiazishutanle。

tiaodaochuangshang,jiangzijiguojinlebeizili,zijizhanjuledachuang。

xiangrangtashuishafa,neishiwanwanbukenengde!

fanzhengnanzhuyoujiepi,haixianenvpei,sidoubuhuihetatongchuanggongzhende。

“shuijue!youshimingtianzaishuo。”

“guning,nibuyaolian!”tadishengzhoumayiju,hunshenwendubagao,tamamalieliepaojinleyushichonglelengshuizao。

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diertian,nainaijiudengzhexiaoliangkouchulaichizaofan。

guningshuilanjue,shuixianghaijiqibumeiguan,linxiyedishengzhouma,congmeijianguorucihouyanwuchidenvren。

yibianjiangtadezhuazicongzijidexiongkoushangnuochuqu。

qishitazuowanqianbanyeshuileshafa,jieguozhanzhuannance,shizaishuibuzhe,zaikandaoguningzheigenvrenshuidekexiangle。qibuguozijiyebanshanglechuang。

yeshizhexiangjiangtachuaixiachuang,jieguokantatianshiyibananjingdelianpang,xinyouruanlexialai。

zheinvrenyidingshishangtianpailaizhemotade!

qijibande,tangxiachuangdeneiyike,tafeikuairulemengxiang。

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连续洗了三遍!

zheishijianxiaohaoxiaqu,chulaikanjianguningyijingqichuangbujianrenying。

dengxialou,faxian,zheirenjingranhenainaishuoshuoxiaoxiaozaichizaocanle。

“nainai,talianpikezhengoubode,wojiuzaitabozichuchuileyikouqi,taerduojiucengdezhahong。”guningtingjianlejiaobusheng,guyichongnainaishuodao。

“guning!nizaixiashuoshenme?”mourenzailoutishangnaoxiuchengnu。

nainaixiaodehebulongzui,zheishiqingqu,limajiuzhengsunzidetaidu,“xiyea,yaoduinideweihunqiwenroudian。”

“zheirenlianpibo,beirenjiechuanlenaoxiuchengnuni?”guningsizhubupafeishuitang,fanzhengtajuedingchediaoningmengjingzheigerenshele,kaixinzuoziji。

duizhelinxiyebaichuyifunibukaixinniyaowoademoyang。

nainaituranyileng,zheixiaofuxingyiqiankebuzheiyangde,yiqianzhiyaolinxiyeyixiongta,tajiuweiqubabacayanlei,qiqiunainaidebihu。

linxiyeyefaxianletadebuduijing,dantadouguijiuyutayutubuguidewaixinsi。

“zaofanbuchile,weiledinghun,juzujiuqingleyitiandejia,wodeganhuiqu。”tacongcongjiuzou。

guningbabudetazou,biezaihuilai。zouhao,busong!

nainaiquezaicirenbuzhuduanxiangta。

“xiaoninga,nibusongsongxiyema?yiqiannidouyaozhengzheqiangzhesongtaqujuzude。”

糟糕!又是人设!

shia,yiqianshenpananrenbeiqiangzou。

gandaonanzhujuzu,youzhangdehaokandenvyanyuanla,yougennanzhuzoudehenjindenvyanyuanla,tajiusuanliuliuchicu,huitouananshiyongguiji。weici,nanzhuyegengjiataoyanta。

nanzhujinggaoguota,bunengbaoluliangrenderenheguanxi。suoyitayezhinengbeidilizuoshoujiao。

kexianzaitacailandedong,zanmentangzhebuxiangma?