第1章 痴傻小姐

“shazi,wojiaonini,nitingjianlemeiyou!”yigeshenchuanlingluochouduandenvziehenhendichaozheduimiandeshaonvdiulekuaishitou,cinvzhengshiyouyuguodangchaochengxiangzuitengaidexiaonverqinziling。

chengxiangqinhanweiguanzhengpai,qinminjinmin,zaibaixingzhongyongyoujigaodeweiwang,qinchengxiangxixiasannvyizi,sangenverwuyibushiqingchengjuese,daxiaojieqinzixuancaihuachuzhong,beiyuweiyouyuguodiyicainv,sanxiaojieqinzilingjiaoqiaokerenshirenjinjiezhidemeirener,zhishizheierxiaojiekongyoumeimao,queshigemubushidingdechier,shuoqilaierxiaojiedemingtoudaoshibiqitaliangweixiaojiedouxiangliangxie,xianglaizheiyouyuguoshiwurenbuzhiwurenbuxiao。

eryanxiazheiweixianranjiushineichuanwenzhongchishadeerxiaojiele。

zhijiantabeijianruideshitouhuapoleejiao,yinhongdexueshunzhetacangbaidejinhutoumingdelianjiashanghuanhuanhualuo,ertaquehuangruoweijuebanziguzidiheheshaxiao。

“heng!shazijiushishazi,gentashuohuatayetingbudong,sanxiaojiebieweilezheizhongfeiwudongqi,zixizheqihuaileshenzi。”pangbiandeyigexiaoyahuanbuxiedipielebaiyishaonvyiyan,zhuanguotouduizheqinzilingtaohaodeshuodao。

qinzilingxianedinazhejinpacalecashousuishouchaozhechishadeerxiaojieyidiu,zhigaoqiangdeshuodao:“shazi,benxiaojieshangnile。”

jianerxiaojiebantianyebudongyixia,yahuanhongyingdunshijiujile,hujiahuweidizoudaoerxiaojiemianqianshenchushouzhiyonglidichuozhetaejiaodeshangkou,ehenhendishuodao:“sanxiaojieyunishuohuani,nishilongzima!”

erxiaojiebeitachuodechitong,cuzhemeiyibabakaihongyingdeshou,dunshi,hongyingliumeiyishu,fanshoubiandaletayierguang,jianshengdao:“nigeshazijingganhaishou,wodasini!”

shuoba,yaoyaqiechidijiangerxiaojieendaozaidishangquanjiaoxiangjia,qinzilingxiaoyiyingyingdikanzhehongyingdudaerxiaojiesihaomeiyouzuzhideyisi,fanershiyuyuedegouqichunjiaozhanzaiyipangxinshang。

yuemozheguolebanzhuxiangdeshijian,hongyingbeihoudeyishandoubeihanjintoule,qinzixuanshenziyefale,yanyandishuodao:“haole,woleile,xianhuiquba。”

wenyan,hongyingsonglekouqi,yonglidizaierxiaojieyaoshangnieleyibacaibaxiu,ketadeshougangyinakaibianganjuedaolebuduijing,beitaendaozaidishangdeerxiaojieyijingshiqulefankang,yanjingjinjindibizhe,qiaoliancanbaidemeiyouyisixuese,hongyingyanlekoutumozhanzhandishenchushizhiwangerxiaojiebijianyitan,huran,shenzimengdiyiruantanzuozailedishang。

qinzilingzhuyidaolehongyingdeyise,bunaifandihandao:“zuoshenmeni,haibujiwokuaidianzou!”

hongyingjingkongdidengdamouzi,jiangzaiyuandibuzhiruheshihao。

qinzilingliumeiyishu,jiaochidao:“nilonglema!ganbutingbenxiaojiedehua,xinbuxinwodasini!”

“san,sanxiaojie,neigeshazi,ta,sile。”hongyingdaizhekuqiangjiejiebabadishuodao。

qinzilingwenyanbukezhixindidengdaleshuangyan,jiaoxiayigeliejumengdihoutuileliangbu,jishitapingrilizaibuxineigeshazi,kequeyemeixiangguoyaoshaleta,buweibiede,zhiweitazhunianweizijijileiqilaidedajiaguixiudemingsheng,shengjingzhonggegefushangdeneixiegefurenshidinghaojiangrenxianhuade,ruoshijinrizheishierjiaotarenchuanlechuqu,zijihemuqinpashiwufalizule。

yishijianqinzilinghuangle,shouzuwucuodizhizaiyuandidazhuaner,xindaozheikezenmebancaihao,tazhengzhidahaonianhuakebuxiangweileyigeshaziduansongleqiantu。

huranqinzilingyanjingyiliang,jishangxintou,zhijiantagekongzhizheheshaledehongyinglishengchidao:“dadanhongying,nijingganmouhaierxiaojie,lairena,batajiwozhuaqilai!”

hongyingyiji,gangyuzhangkoudashenghanyuan,keshouzaiyipangdeyahuaneziquebujitazheiyangdejihui,yikuailanbusaidaotadekouzhongjiaotadunshizhulesheng,hongyingguanshigezhangshiqirendezhuer,zaichangdeyahuannagemeibeitazhigaoqiangdeqiruguo,xianxiayijiantashileshigengshigegeerdoushanglaicailiangjiaobaolewangrichouyuan。

zheixianghongyingyoukoubunengyan,neixiangqueshirensheidoumeiyouzhuyidao“yijingsile”deerxiaojiezhijianqingqingdizhanlezhan。

直到,

“wu”erxiaojiejiqingdiyishengmenhengshengquejiaoqinzilingxingmoudunshidengdegunyuan,danghongyingshuoerxiaojiesiledeshihoutameiyouhuaiyi,yinweiqinzilingxinzhihongyingdexingzi,jietayibaigedanzitayebuganqipianziji,neime,zheigeshengyin

qinzilingyuexiangyueshixinjing,tashenzhiganjueyishendehanmaodoushuleqilai,lenghanyishunjianjiushitouletadejibei。

“kuai,kuai”,qinzilingshenchushouzhanzhanweiweidizhizheerxiaojiedeshenzi:“batajiwodiujinhulimianqu,kuaidian!”

wenyan,duihongyingquandajiaotideyahuanmendunshizhuleshou,keyanshenluozaidaodibuqideerxiaojieshenshangshiqueyouyuleqilai。

qinzilingjiaochiyisheng:“benxiaojiejiaonimenbaneigeshazirengjinqu!chuleshiziyoubenxiaojiedingzhe!”

jigeyahuanbicijianduishileyiyan,baxinyihengjiuyaoshangqian,kexingzhiliangbu,biantingyidaoqinglengdeshengyinxiangleqilai:“e?niqieshuoshuoniruhedingzhe?”

jinjiezhe,zaizhongrenjingkongdemuguangzhong,erxiaojiede“shiti”huranhuanhuanzhanleqilai,tadeejiaoshangliuzheyinhongdexianxue,liansecangbai,mofalingluan,yixibaiyixinbuerlai,youruguimei。

yishijian,qinzilingyuyizhongyahuanezihedexiaotuiduzizhidazhan,lenglengdejiangzaiyuandidongyebugandongyixia。

“chichi。”erxiaojielianshangguazheqingmiedexiaoyi:“qinziling?jinridezhangbenguniangjixiale。”

“ni,ni,ni!”qinzilingjingkongdemouziyuedengyueda,kanzheerxiaojiezheizhangyufajinledeqiaolianyikouqibiezaixiongkoushengshengdiheyunleguoqu。

yanjianzhefulizuishouchongdesanxiaojiedouyunleguoqu,yegubudeshenmekongjule,youjigetounaolinglidemangfuqiqinzilingluohuangertao。

erxiaojielengyansaoguozaichangzhiren,zhengzaicishi,yuanchuyigexiaoyahuanyishenerdecubumayi,qichuanyuyudichaozheerxiaojiepaoleguolai。

“xiaojie,xiaojie,nizheiyoushizenmele,youshisheiqifunile?”xiaoyahuanconghuaizhongquchuyifangsusedepazixiaoxindicazheerxiaojieeshangdexueji,jiaojidiwendao。

erxiaojiezhishidandandiyaoleyaotou,zixididaliangqimianqianzheigemoyangjunqiaodeyahuan,zhijiantatoufapanchenglianggexiaoxiaodeyuanji,lianggeqianqiandeliwoxiandefenwaikeai,shuobudeduomechuzhongdeliandanerjingyenaikan。

“nishi,liuye?”erxiaojiemouguangyishan,shitanxingdewenleju。

wenyan,liuyejidongdiyibazhuazhuerxiaojiedeshou:“xiaojie,nirendenubile!nirendenubile?”

erxiaojiebuzhehenjidizhengkailiuyedeshou,beiduizhezhongrenchaoliuyeshilegeyanse,jianzhuangliuyehuiyidizhalezhayan,qiaqiyaolaizhizhezhanzaibuyuanchudeyiganyahuandamadao:“nimenzheiqunmeiyanlidedongxi,shisheiqifuwojiaxiaojiele,jiwozhanchulai,kanwobubaletadepi!buxiangganderenjiwogun,bierangguniangwozaikanjiannimen,fouzewojianyicidayici!”

liuyehuayinyiluo,dunshirenzuoniaoshousan,zhayanjianjiuweitamenzhupuliangrenqingchuleyikuaikongdi。

erxiaojiesuizheliuyeyiluchuanguozhangzhangdehuilang,jingguojichuhualideyuanluo,zuizhonglaidaoxiangfuzuipianyuandeyigejiaoluodemaocaowuzhong。

wuzizhengzhongyangdedimianshanghaifangzheyigemupen,penzhongzhuanglebanxiazideshui。

erxiaojiepoweiwunaidexiaolexiao,xianglaizheicaishizhenzhengdewuloupianfenglianyeyule?