第1章 你敢死试试

“jiranyijingguoleding,jiushinimenjiadexifuerle,huodesidenimendouderenle!xianbaitangzaishuo!”

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“一拜天地~~”

“二拜高堂~~~”

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“licheng~~baxinniangzisongrudongfang!”

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“啪!”

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