第4章 一张嘴打成中心对称图形

shijingqiankandaotazheitaidu,yijingcaidaozheiyicihuangdihehuanghoushitongyizhanxianle,kanlaihuangdizhendehenjihuitahetaizifugoujiezaiyiqi。

ruciyilai,shimengroushizhibajiushixuanbushangcefeile,danshiyuchundeshiwanningdaoshikeyishangwei。

zuoyoudoushixiangfudenver,sheishangdouyiyang。yanxiabuyaodezuizhaogonggongcaihao,burantajihuangdiyiliangjuqiaoqiaohua,shijingqiandeshituyejiucijieshule。

quanhengzhixia,tahenhenjileshimengrouyibazhang!

“buhuishuohuajiubizui,wozaogaiqugezhumujinlaihaohao**nide,chengtianbeininiangguanhuaile,jiuhuidingzui!”

suihoupeixiao:“zhaogonggong,haiqingninmoyaohexiaohaizijijiao。tadaodibushihelingwailianggehaizicongyigeniangtaichulaide,congxiaojiubuduifu。”

“nvhaizidouxihuanpiaoliangdeyifushoushi,genghekuanghuanghouniangniangshangcidedongxiziranshiyidengyidehao。mengroujiandaolexinshengjiduyeshirenzhichangli。gangcaitashuodehuayeshiqihua,haiqingninbuyaofangzaixinshang。”

“huanghouniangniangxieliliugongyijinggoumangle,womennalihaiganjitatianduya。ruoshizhaogonggongfangbian,gairiwozhuanchengbaifang,xiezhewozheibudongshidenverqinzishangmendaoqian。”

shimengrouzhenjingbuyi,fuqinshenmeshihouyeyaobajieyigetaijianle?congqianzhaogonggonglaijialidoushikekeqiqide,taliaodingshihuanghoucongzhongzuogeng!

kee,bushitaizideqinnianghaiguandezheimekuan!

tadunshikuzheshuo:“jiranhuanghouniangniangburangwocanxuan,neiwoyemeiyijian。danwodegentaizidianxiashuoqingchumingbai,bingfeiwoyouyifuleta,shizaishiyouyuanwufen!”

tajiushiyaogentaizigaozhuang!

cishi,shiwanningmengzhemianshachulaile:“shimengrou,nizheimegenzhaogonggongshuohua,zhangdeshitaizideshima?zhaogonggongkeshihuangshangshenbianderen,jiusuanyoushenmecuochu,yelunbudaonizheizhongshangbudetaimiandedongxijiaoxun。”

shiwanningyishuangyanfangfoyaochiren,lengliebadao,qichangyimiaozhenshequanchang。

ertadeyanxiazhiyibianshi,shimengrouqirenyehao,yifunanrenyeba,zongdetiaogehoutaigouyingde。

zhiyouzaichaoshangweiguanderencaizhidao,xianzaijiuweihuangzideshenfendiweizaojiufengyunbianhuale,ershimengrouquehaiyiweitaizishiwudibaohushen,jianzhiyubukeji。

“nilikeguizhegenzhaogonggongdaoqian,zheijianshijiusuanshiwomenxiangfuteyijizhaogonggongpeibushile,fouze,wodaduannidegoutui!”

shimengrouhuitoukanqu,shiwanningchuanshanggonglitoushangcidehuafu,balianyizhe,haipoyoujifengaoguishenmi。

zhibuguo,tafeichangqingchuyanqianderenshishiyinmo,yinweiqichangshipianbulerende,youqishiqiangzhedeqichang。

taxunsuyishidao,jingwangfeidingranshiweilerangtajiakuaisudushaleshiwanning,suoyicaihuyoutashiyinmoyijingsile。

kee,youbeizheisuliaojiemeihuabaileyidao!

taduandingshiyinmohuilaihoumeikandaoshiwanning,suoyicaiyaotishiwanningquxuanfeide,zheiyaoshihuanchengbiejiadinv,zaojiubeihuangjiaqiandaowanguale。

danshiyinmoshishangjiangjun,zaitianchaochizhafengyun,nagehuangquanguizhoubujitamianzi?takentishiwanningqucanjiataizixuanfeiyijingshitaizidefuqile!

suiranzhidaoyanqianderenbushishiwanning,dantabuganchaichuan,buranxiayimiaotangzaizheilideyidingshitadeshiti!

shiyinmosharenconglaidoushixianzhanhouzou,yinweizhiyousirencaibuhuigentachaozui,tayongyuanshiduide。nengxiangtazheimehuodexiaozhangderen,jingchengjueduizhaobuchudierge!

kee!shimengrouyouhenhenxianmujiduhenleyici!

taxiayikehuangrandawu,nanguaizijihuibeitichu,yidingdoushishiyinmochudesouzhuyi!tabiranshichenzhezijihaimeibeifeichushishangjiangzhiwei,qiangxingtichuchediaoyigetaizicefeizhiweideyaoqiu,buranhuanghouhehuangdicaibuhuiguanzheizhongxiaoshi!

shimengrouqidefadou,weishenmezheigenvyanwangyijuhuajiuqingyihuiletaizihetadefeijinxinji!jianzhitaiweisuoyuweile!

cuizhuzaiyicikaikou:“erxiaojienizheishiyaotisanxiaojiequxuanfeima?huanleshenyishangxingtou,jiuyiweibierenrenbuchunile?nizheitongshenhuoyanwangdeqixifangyanquantianxiayemeiyourennengmofang。”

“suishuonihesanxiaojieshishuangshengzi,danshitaizidianxiakebuxihuannanrenpo。daxiaojieganggangshiqulejingxuandezige,niquleqibushiyaotisanxiaojiezhudongqiquan?tixuanshisanxiaojiedezhuyihaishinideanpai?”

cuizhuxinlideyijile,tazhijiejiangshiwanningbishanglejuelu,dangzhongchaichuantadeshenfen,yidinghuiyinqizhaogonggongfennu。

jibiantabuhuishoudaohuangdihehuanghoudechengfa,sanxiaojieyehuiyincishiqudianxuandezige,zhiyaobatamenlianggeyiqilaxiashui,shimengroujiubushiyigerenganga。

shiwanninglengxiao,ganchaichuanta?bixusi。

ertanaohailiyezidongfuxiancuizhuqifumeimeidejiyi,yushizhijieyibazhangchouguoqu!

“a!”cuizhucanjiaoyisheng,xianggebihuyiyangzazaiqiangshang,dengtakuzhehuitoushi,zuidoubeidawaile。

“doushuoyahuanxiangzhuzi,nidaoshibashimengroudexiaozhangbahutixiandelinlijinzhi!zheimemeinaozideduiwozheigezhengpaidinv,shixianmingtaizhangma?”

zaichanggeweidouhededouledou,dajiadouyishidaozheishishiyinmo,danrenjiadoumenglemianshatishiwanningcanjiaxuanfei,jiuhenjimianzilea,zheibuzhangyandegoudongxihaiyaozenyangla?

“guoran,shunv**chulaideyahuanjiushizheimeshangbuletaimian,zheimekuaijiuganwangbengenwodingzui?biewangledangchuruobushiwoguizheqiuwoerjiebanizhuzifuweidinv,shimengrouzheigebeijiandeshunv,xianzailiandianxuantaizicefeidezigedoumeiyou!”

shimengrougangabuyi,dantazaojiulingjiaoguoshiyinmodekoucai,gentadui,zhiyousidegengcan。

genghekuangshiyinmoxianzaihaimeiyoubeitichuchaoting,tajiuhaishiyipindayuan,shimengroushimeiyourenhezigeyutaduizhide。

dantayeshiyaomianzide:“ni!guoqudedouyijingguoqule,xianzaisheibushigedinv?erqielunzipaibeiwohaishinidajie,nidagouyeyaokanzhurenba?”

tamianqiangzhuanhuiyidianmianzi,jiusuanshiyinmojiabanshiwanningyouruhe?tamenliangjiemeidoudejiaotayishengdajie!suiranshiyinmoconglaidoushijiaotaxiao**。

shiwanninglengxiao,yibazhuaguocuizhu,payibazhanggengyongli,zheihuicuizhuliangbianzuidouyijingwaile,haishiyirenzhongweizhongxinzhoudezhongxinduichengtuxing。

shimengrouzhenjing,zheijianzhidengyudazijidelian!zhongmukuikuizhixia,shiwanningtaixiaozhangle!tajuebunengbaochichenmo!fouzejiushidiyisongdan!

ketagangguzuyongqiyaokaikou,jiuhenhenaileyibazhang,youliandunshizhongle,kouqianglidoushixuexingwei!

shijingqianxintengdelikehengmeinushi:“ni……”

tayebunengruhe,zuiduoxunchiliangju,bijingshiyinmoshichulemingdehenren。tacai,xianzaijiabanshiwanning,dingranshiliaoxiangmeimeiqudianxuan,biranhuibeishimengroudexiaotuantiqiru,yincicaitishiwanningquliweifengde。

taweiweisuosuodegangzhunbeikaikoujiulikeaidui:“fuqinzongsuandasuanchushoule,zheishizhunbeixunchiwohaishishimengrou?”

zheihaiyongxuan?shiwanningderensheshidaodebiaogan,ershimengroubuguoshihuaping。xianzaizijiguanweiyoudianxuan,zhaogonggongyoushihuangdishenbianderen,shimengrougangdezuirenjiaa。

zheishuangshengziyigeshanliangyigehendu,dandourenmaiguang,bianbujingchengyibandequangui,tagenbendezuibuqi,xianzaishuohuakejiudedianliangzhedianle。

“nitaibuhuidangjiejiele,zenmenengzongrongyahuandangzhongdingtadezui?lairen,bacuizhujiwotuoxiaqu,dasi!”

shiwanningzheicailenghengyisheng,anzhaoguanli,talenghengdeshengyinliyouyisisiyukuai,neijiushidashihuaxiaoxiaoshihuale。

“mo、abu,wanninga,nishibushiyedegennijiejiedaogeqiana?bijingdarenshibuduide,nikeshijingchengdaodebiaogan,ruoshirangrenzhidaonidangzhongdaren,huizhaolaifeiyide。”

shijingqianneiyilianjianxiangjianzhikezeng,shiwanninghenbudexianzaiyiquandabaotagoutou!

yaotajishimengrouzheigexiao**daoqian?oka!neijiudaoqian!

shiwanningmouguangzhouleng:“nibushuowodouwangle,tahaiweiquzheni。”

啪!

“nigebaiyanlang,heninei**deyiniangdoushiburuliudedongxi!sannianqianyaobushiwoqiuerjiefunishangwei,nihaishigeshuchu,rujinhaiyouzigecanxuantaizicefei?”

shimengroudangchangwulian,yinrenzhebudiaolei,suiranlianzhongle,dantadiyimeirendebigebunengdiao!

啪!