第6章 姐夫和小姨子见面一波三折

shiwanningdejiaozixingdaotaizifufujin,huranbeilanzhu。

“nishiheren,jingganlanxiashisanxiaojiedejiaozi!”

zhaogonggonglanzhuleheijiadechentianjun,chentianjunqizhemalanzaizhongjian,kanzhezheixieyizhehualidejingchengquangui,xiangzherujinzijiawangyedechujing,buyoudechizhiyibi。

kuangaofanghua:“wojiawangyeyoushizhaosanxiaojie,qingdengyikezhong。”

“fangsi!mashangjiuyaodaotaizifule,qinengdange?zaizhe,sanwangyenenghesanxiaojieyoushenmeguanlian?wokannishicunxinzhaocha!”

zhaogonggongkebuganrangtafangsi,bijingshiernianqianhelianmoxiujiushidezuiletaizi,caibeiboduoyiqie,haichadiansile。

dekuiyoutaishanghuanghuzhe,zheicaideyiliufangbianjiang,liudexingming,sheizhitajingrannixichengbubaizhanshen。fouze,rujintajiushisizaiwaibian,tianchaohuangshiyezhihuijuedehuiqi!

rujinjuranpairenlanxiamache,yikanjiushijitaizizhaobutongkuai。

“gonggong,dengdengba,yikezhongeryi,xianglaitashiyoushenmeyaojinshi。”

zhaogonggongbiyitinggengji:“taizicefeidianxuanjiuzhiyouyikezhongle,womenzhuajinba,niyaojiantashenmeshihoudoubuwan!”

shiwanningyilianguadan:“taiziquwozhishibajiewoerjieshiyinmo,suirantarujinluopo,danshilihaizai,jiranshitaizitantubierendedongxi,jiudeyouqiurendezitai。”

zhaogonggongxinjing:“nibianle,yatouniyiqiancongbuhuirucifengmangbilude。”

talengmou:“neishiyiqian。”

zhaogonggongyouquan:“shishangjiang,ni……”

“zhaogonggong,woshishiwanning,bushiwoerjie,yeqinggonggongyihouqianwanbieshuozheihua,fouzehuiredamafande。”

zhaogonggongyilianmeng,shiwanningqueyijingfangxialejiaolian,shijishang,tamendenglezuzuliangkezhong,helianmoxiucailai。

“三王爷!”

chentianjunmanyanxinxi,xiangkandaoqinglangyiyanghuanxidechongguoqu。

“shisanxiaojie,kefouchulaiyijian?woyoudongxiyaomianjiaoyuni。”

zhaogonggonglengse:“sanxiaojiejijiangchengweinidesaosaozhiyi,bufangbianjianmian。haishirangwodaiweizhuanjiao,sanwangyejiwoba。”

neizhidashouwangpangbianyinuo,badaohelengliedunshishifang,tademuguangdunshisuodingmache。

“wangyekeshiquguolexiangfu?”shiwanningbingweichulaixiangjian,suirantazhendehenxiangjiandaozheigenanren,danshitayihuierhaiyougengzhongyaodeshiqingyaozuo,tabunengweileyigenanrenjiufangqijihua。

“jianbudaosanxiaojiedemian,woshijuebuhuijiaodongxide,womenzou。”

helianmoxiujujuehuidata,zhijielikai,zheishishiwanningwanwanmeixiangdaode。

dantaduineifengxinyidianxingqudoumeiyou,bijingmeimeiyongyuanshoubudaoneifengjiashule。

“zheijiaoshenmeshier!wojiuzhidaotashiguyibaofutaizide!kee,yihuieryidingyaogaosutaizi,fouzetaiziyidinghuiguaizuiyusanxiaojie。”

“gonggong,zouba。”shiwanningweiweiyoudianxinshenbuning。

……

buduoshi,taizifumenkou。

“落轿——”

gaodiaodepaichangdunshixiyinlewushubaixingzhuzuguankan,jiaoziliderenchichibuxialai,haoxiangzaidengshenmeside。

“taizicefeidianxuandoukaishiyikezhongle,juranhaiyouguinvganshanshanlaichi,kanlaigenbenbuxiangruxuana。”

“niyoudianyanlijingxingbuxing?meikanjianzheishitaizidejiaozi?zheilimianzuozhedebiranshishimengrou,tahainengluoxuan?jiushiguinvmenquanlaile,yededengtalaicainengkaishidianxuan!”

“he,kebushime,liangrenzaojiushuishangle,xingkuimeihaizi,fouzejinridedianxuanshang,neixieguinvdebiaoqingbirangengnankan!”

“nishishuo……neixieguinvdoushilaijishimengrouzuozhexiubude?”

“hehe,hezhia,lianzanmenjingchengweiyidedaodebiaogandoushilaijitamenliangzuozhexiubude!huanghouniangniangneidingshisanxiaojiezuoweiyidetaizicefei,sheizhidaotaizizhixihuannvse,yinciqiuzhehuanghouduojiyigeminge,zheibujiushiquanburenjitaliangzuozhexiubume?”shimengrouqiudeme?”

“ai,zhenshiyiduoxianhuachazainiufenshang!kexilezanmendeshisanxiaojie!”

shimengrouhenhenwanleyiyancuiying:“nishisirenma?haibukuaiquduzhuzheixiejianmindezui!”

“nimenjingganshuotaizipeibushangchounvshiwanning?zuigaiwansi,lairen,quanjiwoluangundasi!”

“a,bushiwoshuode,buyaodawo!”

shimengroutouguolianziwangwaiqiao,xintoushuobuchudeshushuang,zhishi,shiwanningzenmehaibulai?takejiudengzhexuanyaoyifanni!

“shishisanxiaojielaile,shisanxiaojiejiuminga!”

baixingmenhuangmangtaocuandaoshiwanningdejiaozifujin,guichengyipai,shenhoudegunbangyijiumeiyoutingxialaideyisi,canjiaoshenglianmianbuduan。

huran,yibayinzhenmengdidiuchulai,shijigedashouquandoushuangtuimabi,qishuashuadaozaidishang:“zenmehuishi,wodetuimeizhijuele!sanxiaojieraominga!”

yishenglihechuanlai:“zaitaizifumenkouzuoyao?shimengrou,nizhenyiweibangshangtaizijiukeyiweisuoyuweile?”

“he,nizhongyulaile!”shimengrouhuishou,jiaozibiantaizheyushiwanningdejiaozixiangduiluoxia,yituhenmingxian。

“wozenmejiubunengweisuoyuweile?nizuoshanghuanghouyucidejiaozijiunengdasiwobinv,wozuoshangtaizidezhuanshujiaozihaiwuquanjiaoxunjigefeibangtaizidediaominle?jiwoquanzhuaqilai,sheihuzhe,jiuyiqida!”

“kanlai,niyijingwanquannengdaibiaotaizile。”shiwanninglengxiao,jizhaogonggongyigeyanse,liangrenmoqipeihe。

“wanquandaibiaotaizidianxiahaibuganshuo,buguo,jinrizhihou,kejiuweibile。”

“shiwanning,nibieyiweizhanleyigetaizicefeidemingejiunengshangtian,zheiniantou,nvrendiweiyouduogao,bushikantademingfen,ershikantazainanrenxinliyouduozhongyao!”

“jiunazheijiaozilaishuo,taizidianxiazhidaonichengzuohuanghouyucidejiaozihou,likejiujiwoanpailezheidingtaizizhuanshudejiaozi,weidejiushijiwozugoudechongai。”

“xianzaijulidianxuanyijingchidaozuzuliangkezhong,danshiwoganbaozheng,dianxuanyidinghaiweikaishi,yinweitaizidianxiazaidengwo。zhiyaowoyishiyikemeidao,zheichangdianxuanzhiren,jiuquandoudejiwodengzhe!nimen,doushilaijiwodangpeichende!”

cishitaizidexiashucongmangganlai,:“shimengrounizhei**,shuohuazhuyidian,zheijiaozishinisipilailianlinshijiezoude,buyaowangtujitaizimohei!”

“lairen,bazheisiyioudabaixingde**zhuaichulai!taiziyouling,zhei**daleduoshaogebaixing,jiudeshouduoshaoerguang,fouzenanxiaobaixingmendexintouzhihen!”

shimengrougangajinghu:“bukeneng,yangzongbing,nikendingshiwuhuile,tamenshifeibangtaizidediaomina!a——a!buyaodawodelian!”

yangzongbingnumuershi:“haiganwumiebaixing,huitaizidianxiaqingyu!jiwohenhendeda!”

yishijian,erguangshengbansuicanjiaoshengxiangchezhangjie,baixingmenwubuxingzailehuo,fenfenganjitaizi:“xietaizidianxiazuozhu!”

dawanzuzusanshigeerguanghou,shimengrouliangbiandeliandouyijingfuzhong,genbenbunengkanle。