第1章

diqingugushitiancifunv,shoudaoquanjiatengchong。

zhiyinwomenmeiyanxiangfang,tabianmingwochengridaizhemiansha。

shaoburutayi,wojiubeikoushangwunizhangbeidezuiming。

houlai,diqinguguhewotongyirijiarujinwangfu。

wenruyimianlubuxie:「bieyiweinidangshangwangfei,jiunengyawoyitoule。」

「jiusuanwoshishizifei,zhenzhuyeyongyuanshizhenzhu。zhiyushali,chixinwangxiangzhihuirerenfaxiao。」

worerediantou,zitaishuncong:「gugujiaoxundeshi。」

zhuantouwolekailehua,zheihuiwunizhangbeideemingyaohuanrenlaidanlou!

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shengshangcihunzhiyixialai,fengwoweijinwangfei。

小姑姑白了脸。

yikezhongqian,taihouyizhigangxuanwan。

jiangxiaoguguwenruyizhijilejinwangshizi。

wenruyibukezhixin,jianshengjiaolechulai:「zenmekeneng?tazenmepeidangwangfei?」

woyangzhuanglazhuxiaogugu,tahenhenjiangwoshuaizaidishang。

xuanshengzhidebailiangonggongzhijielenglelian,pixiaoroubuxiaodikaikou:「buzhizheishifuzhongnaweixiaojie?」

fuqinxiaoxinpeixiao,chaobailiangonggongxiuzilisailedianyinliang,suijigonglegongshou:「jiameiyanxingwuzhuang,haiwangliugonggonghaihan。」

liugonggongmianseweiweihaozhuan,zuijiaorengguazhexiao,dandantuchuyiju:

「wenlaotaifuyixiangzhilishouli,meixiangdaozheiwenxiaojiedexingzidaoshihuopo。jiranmeishenmeshier,zanjiajiugaocile。」

songzoulexuanzhitaijian,wenruyihaizaiwulinaoteng。

xiaogugupazaizumuhuaili,yanshenyuandu:「tabunengjiajijinwang。」

「wenshuyan,nijuranbeidigoudashanglejinwang?haoyigejiantizi!」

zumumiansebuyu,lishenghedao:「niezhang,jiwoguixia。」

wocongshanruliu,huaguizaidi:「sunnvzhicuo。」

jinwuhou,fuqinjingzhizoudaoxiaogugushenbian,yanfengbucengsaoguowoyiyan。

我的心寒了寒。

「xiongzhang,nideweiwozuozhu!」

fuqinlilelixiaogugudefabin,biaoqinglengdandichaoxiangwo:「jiranduigugubujing,jiuqucitangguishanglianggeshichen。」

我应声答是。