第4章 你说谁是白痴

gususuhuahaozhuang,huanshangqintianyizaoweitaxuanhaodeyifu,tongqintianyiyiqizouchuxinfang。

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xinghaoqintianyijishichajue,lianshangguazheshaxiaofuzhuletadeyao。

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qinjialaotaitaibaiqiupingchaotamenzhaozhaoshoudao:“guaisunzi,daonainaishenbianlai。”

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qintianyixianggejisuixiaohaisidejiaozhe,“nainai。”bianjinaizhebaiqiupingzuoxiale。

tayezhihaogenguoqu,zuolexialai,wendao:“keyichilema?”

“taimeiguijule!shuidaozheigediancaixialai,rangyiwuzizhangbeidengzhenimenliangge。dajiadoumeidongkuaizi,nijiurangzheyaochi,youmeiyouyidianxinxifuyang?”

gususupieleyankouqiyanlidehuangxiuli,buxieyutazhenglun,chaozhelaotaitaiweiweiditou,xiudidididao:“nainai,zuowanwo……wohetianyidouleileyiye,suoyiwocaihui……”

tahuahaimeishuowan,yigekanshangquyouwuliushisuidenvyongrenzoudaolaotaitaishenpang,zailaotaitaierbianbuzhishuoleshenme。

laotaitaikanxianggususu,luchulemanyidexiaorongdao:“xinhunfufushizheiyangde,meishi,meishi。rongma,ganjinjisusujiayiwanyanwogeng,zuowanxinkutale。”

“ma!gangjinmendexifubunengtaizongrong……”

ershenhuangxiulihuahaimeishuowan,zuozaitapangbiandeqinyangliangdaduantadao:“bizui,madoumeishuoshenme,lundedaonilaishuotianyidexifu。”

huangxiulikanzijidelaogongliansebuhaokanle,buganzaishuoshenme,henhendengleyangususu。

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“haole,haole,dajiayongzaocanba。”laotaitaifahuadao,“wodeguaisunzizongsuanyezhengshichengjiale,wozheigelaotaipogaoxinga。”

zaocanshi,qinjiarendoushunzhelaotaitaideyi,fenfenyouzhuheletamenyibian。

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weiyixingyundejiushiqinjialaotaitaibuzaiyiqintianyishigeshazi,duitazuiweitengai,suoyidouhaizuntashigeershaoye。

kejushuoqinjialaotaitaizheijinianshentizhuangkuangkanyou,zhaozheiyangxiaquyehubuletaduojiu。

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takanqintianyigenbenmeiyoudongkuaizi,zhuazhegesanmingzhizhijiewangzijizuilisai,zuochuguanxintadeyangzi,duanqitamianqiandecanpandao:“tianyi,biezijichile,bayifudounongzangle,haishiwolaiweini。”

qintianyilikepaishoudao:“haoa,haoa,laopowei。”

“zhangzui。”shuozhegususujiangtadezaocanquandouqiechengleyixiaokuaiyixiaokuaide,xiangzhaoguxiaohaiyangweidaotadezuili。

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chiguozaocan,laotaitairangdajiazailiuhui,zhijiexuanbuqintianyijiyichengjia,yaojiangzijimingxiadeyijiashizhuanggongsisongjiqintianyi。

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nianqingnvzihunshenchuanzheshishangdedapai,yizhangedanlianpeishangweijuandeduanfa,xiandeqiaopiyouganlian。

tabumandidao:“nainai,mishangshizhuanggongsiyixiangdoushiwozaidali,zenmenengjiangwodexinxuejiaojigebaichi?”

“nishuosheishibaichi?”gususushunjiancongyizishangzhanqilai。

zaizhidaoqintianyizhishizhuangshahou,gususujiuxiangdehenmingbai,zijixiangyaozaiqinjiazhanwenjiaogen,diyibudetaohaoqintianyi。

yaotaohaotaqudetadexinren,jiudezaitazhuangshabeibierenqifushi,zhudongzhanchulaiweihuta。

“buxunizheiyangshuotianyi,likexiangtianyidaoqian!”

gususunushiqinyaxuan,yifujiliweihuqintianyideyangzi。

qinyaxuankanxiangta,qingmiedidao:“nisuangeshenmedongxi,sheibuzhidaoaijiaweilehewomenqinjiacheshangyinqin,nazijidenverdangchouma。shebudemaidiaoshenbiandeneige,jiubuzhicongshenmedifangzhaohuinizheigeyezhongsaidaowomenjia!nibeimaijishei,sheijiushibaichi!”

“buguanwoyiqianshishenmeshenfen,jiajinleqinjia,jiushiniersao,tianyishinierge,yaxuannishenweiwomenqinjiadexiaojie,zenmenengkaikoubikoushuoxieyoushiquzijishenfendehua,yetaidiurenleba。”gususuhaobushiruodisonglehuiqu。

“ershu,ershen,nimenjiushizheiyangjiaoyaxuanmeimeide?”gususushuowan,youguyiluchuyifujingyadeyangzidekanxianghuangxiuliheqinyangliang。