第4章 女生之间总有一堆破事

zuihouyijiezixikedexiakelingxiangqishi,chenmendejiaoshibianrenaoqilaile。

zuoweizhongdianbandexuesheng,zaijuligaokaobudaoyigeyuedeshijianli,xuexifenweihaishihenjinzhangde。

xintaibijiaoyansudexuesheng,yixiakebianganjinqushitangchifan,ranhouhuisushexizao,zhuajinshijianhuilaijiaoshizixi;xintaibijiaofangsongdexuesheng,bianhuiquzuoxiebiedehuodong,birudadaqiu,huozheduosushelidaliangbayouxishade。

“于知乐!”

jiaoshimenkouchuanlaiyishengjiaohe,zhazhemaweidezhongqianhuailibaozheyigepaiqiu,genqitaliugeqingchunjinglidenvhaiziyiqi,zaiyibandemenkouwanglimianzhangwang,ziranyeshixiyinlebushaoxueshengdemuguang。

budebushuo,zhongqianzheigenvhaizidexiangmaohaishihenshouxiaonanshenghuanyingde,jianshangkuadebaobaoshipaizihuo,yishuangtaohuadayan,xiaoqilaihaiyoujiuwo,chuanzheyijianbaitxu,kuzishiyitiaoyundongduanku,luchulailiangtiaodabaitui,shashireyan。

jiandaonvshenzaimenkoudengzhele,yeyanggendalejixueside,xiudiyixiapaodaojiaoshimenkougentadazhaohu。

“qianqiannijintianzhenhaokan!”

“咦……你好臭。”

zhongqianxianqidizhouqimeitou,shanleshanfeng。

“woganggangpaolewuquan,chulebushaohan,yaobuwoxianhuisushexigezao?”yeyangshanxiaodao。

“quba。yuzhilezaiganma?nibushishuotadayingqulianqiulema?”zhongqiandeshixianraoguoyeyang,youzaiwangjiaoshilizhangwang。

“duia!laoyutashuoyaozuowanneidaoshuxueti,rangnimenxianquqiuchangdianqiureshen,wogennimenyiqiquba!”

“wo……neiwomenzaizheidengtayixiaba。nichousile,bieaiwozheimejin……”

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bijingshishiqibasuideshaonian,yikaishiba,haijuedeshigemeicha,bijingheyingyingyanyandenvhaizimendapaiqiu,yangyanyouguoyin,ouerjitamenkougeqiu,hainengshoudaoyiduichongbaidemuguang。

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zaizuoweishangzuoleyihuier,huitoukantamenhaizaimenkoudengzhe,yeyanghuitouchaotatoulaiqiuzhudemuguang,kanlaimeibanfatoutouliule。

zifeiyuanzhiyuzhile,yugoushutu,yuzhileyetihuibudaoyeyangdekuaile。

shuobudingnatianyeyangkaiqiaole,bianshenhaiwangyebuyiyang,jishitayoupangyouyou,danbijingjialiyouqiana,xianzaihaidushudexiaoguniangmenbuzhidaozheikuandehao,biyezhihoujiuqiangshoule。

tanlekouqi,yuzhilejiangyizituidaozhuozixia,bashubaowangzuojianyikua,qishenzoudaojiaoshimenkou。

jintianshikeyichuanchangfuderizi,yuzhilechuanzheyijianbaichenshan,kouzisongkaiyike,luchujingmeidesuogu,kuzidaohaishixiaoku,xiaokuchuanqilaibiniuzikushadeshufuduole。

“yuzhile,nihaomana。nichengjidouzheimehaole,haizheimeyonggonga。”

zhongqiandeyuqidaizheyidiansajiaodeweidao,suiranzheihuashiduiyuzhileshuode,danyipangdeyeyangyetingderexuefeiteng。

bukuishinvshen,genbierensajiaodouneimehaoting!

“neishi,laoyuxiangnadiyihaibushifenfenzhongdeshi!”

“nideyishenmejinger……”

“wogenlaoyuguanxizuihaoa。”

jigenvhaizilijiebuleyeyangdeluoji。

yuzhilexiaolexiao,“buhaoyisi,ganggangdanwuleyixiashijian,zouba,shangcijiaonimendedongzuohaijidema?”

“jideshijide,kezaipaiqiuchangzuoqianpudongzuodehua,huishuaidehentengba……”

“……neigewujiayan,nidefaqiuyoulianxihaoma?”

“xuezhang,wojiaoliujiayan,gaoerwubande,niyijingshidiliucijiaocuowomingzile……”

“……baoqian,woyougechuzhongtongxuejiaowujiayan。”

“neitayidinggenqianqianxuejieyiyangpiaoliangba,nenggourangxuezhangjizhuei!”

yuzhilehaimeishuohua,zhongqianqianyijingdeyiditingletingxiongfu,“nayoula。”

xianliaozhedaoleqiuchang,yuzhilexianrangjigexiaoguniangqupaolesibaimireshen,takaozaipaiqiuwangganzishangwuliaodikantiankongdeniaoerfeiguo。

xiajidebangwanlaideman,fangxuehoudehuanghunhenshihaokan,zuqiuchangshangyourentiqiu,caochangshangyourensanbuyourenpaobu,tiankongyipianjuhongsedeyunai,zhenggexiaoyuanxiangshimengshangleyicengchanyibandejinsha。

kanzhezheihouhoudeyun,youxiangqiganggangzaixiazhenyuekongjiankandaodeneitiaoxinqing【tianshangyouduoyun,manmansanchengwu。】

zhenfan,nishuotazheishijianzenmejiutingzhuleni?

zhangzheimedalai,yuzhilediyiciyudaozheimeyijianxiangdouxiangbutongdeshi。

……

zhongqianxianpaowanle,yebuzhidaoshibushitoulelan。

“hu,leisile,tuihaosuane……”

tazaiyuzhiledemianqianchuichuidabaitui,youniuleniuyao,zuolashenyundong。

yuzhilejiukanleliangyan,juedetabuyinggailianpaiqiu,quwudaoshehaiheshiyixie。

xiangqileshenme,bianzhuangzuosuikouwendao:“nimenbanneigexiazhenyue,wojidezuikaishitiyukenimenlianpaiqiudeshihou,tabushixuedetinghaoma,houlaizenmemeicanjiapaiqiudui?”

tingdaozheigemingzi,zhongqianyanshenlishanguoyisijidudeweidao,yuqiqueshimanbuzaihudeyangzi:

“sheizhidaoni,tabenlaijiubuhequn,zhengtianyigerendulaiduwangde,zhiqianbushiyeyoubushaonanshengzhuitama,yebujiantaduisheiqinjinguo,kanzhehenqinggaodeyangzi。”

“shima,takanzhebuxiangzheimegaolengdeyangziba。”

“taxiaoqidehen,meiciwomenyoujuhuideshihou,tajiuzhaogejiekouduotushuguankanshu,qishijiushibuxiangchuneifenqian,zhoumoyuetaquguangjieyebuqu,tongxueshengrijuhuihantayebulai,womenpingshiliaoneixiehuazhuangpinayifua,tadoulandegenwomenliaode,jiushixiaoqi,mingmingmeiniandejiangxuejindouzheimeduole,haigenshoucainuside。”

“kenengshitajialibijiaokunnanba?”

“sheizhidaoni,meicikaijiazhanghui,tabamadoubuguolaide,shangcitongnalouzaijiaoshidejiaolankouhongdiule,yiqianduokuaide,womendouhuaiyishitanade,fanzhengxianzaiwomenbanmeirengentazoudejinle,yejiulaoshicaixihuanta。”

yuzhilelengleleng,zhoumeidao:“neinimenzhaodaozhengjule?”

zhongqianwusuoweidao:“neishihoufangjiajiutahuilejiaoshizixia,doumeiyouqitarenzai,tongnayedoubuzhuijiule,kanzhejiuxiangtanade,womenliaokouhongdeshihou,jingchangkandaotazaitoutoukan,houlaitayemeichulaijieshi,fanzhengjiuzheiyangle。”

yuzhilewuhuakeshuo,dangranneixinlihaishibutaiyuanyixiangxinzheizhongshide,tasuirangenxiazhenyuemeishajiechu,danjincongouerdejiechulaikan,xiazhenyuezheigenvhaizijitadeyinxianghaishibucuode。

kemuqiantayemeibanfa、yemeiyouliyouweitazhengbianshenme,nvshengzhijiandemaodunkeyaobinanshengfuzadeduo。

zhongqianfanyingguolai,lianseguguaidiwendao:“niganmayaodatingtadeshia?”

“zheibushinizijibalabaladishuodeme。”

“诶,是吗……”

yankanqitarenjiuyaohuilai,yuzhilehaishidishengquanleyiju:“buguowojuede,youxieshiqinghaishinongqingchuzaipanduandehao,qizhongkenengyouwuhuiyebuyiding。”

zhongqianwusuoweidisonglesongjian:“fanzhengbuguanwodeshi,gaokaowanjiugebendongxile。”

qitajirenhuilaile,yuzhilezhaohutamenlianxi,xiaoguniangmendaoshiwandetingkaixinde,taqueyouxiexinbuzaiyan。

muguangkanxiangjiaoxuelou,loutineibiangulinglingdizouxialaiyigeyanshudeshenying,tasihuwangzheibiankanleyiyan,youhuiguotouqu,ziguzidizouchuxiaomen。

yuzhilejianqidishangdeshubao,weisuidejihuilaile!

“baoqian,wojialimeiqiwangleguan,woxianzoule,nimenjixu。”

“哎哎!?”