第5章

ruguobushimuqindeaihu,zijibukenengchengxialai。

songfusulaicidi,yeshimeiyoubanfadebanfa。

zijidengjiyilai,genkuileimeiyoushenmequbie,shiniandouweicengqinzheng。

huayangtaihoudechuguoshili、xiataihoudehanguoshili、lvbuweidezhaoguoshili,chongtuyufajilie。

suizhefusudemuqinmomingqushi,zijizhongyurenshidaozhengzhidouzhengdecankuxing。

wunaizhixia,zhinengjiangfususongdaopianyuanzongshifuyang,yiciyuanlixuanwo。

zhaogaoyadilesangyin,xiaoshengdao:

“dawang,fusugongzibuzai,womenshifoufanhuixianyang?”

嬴政缓缓摇头:

“huoxuzhishishuoci,fusukenenghaizaiqinyixian。

guzhiyaojiandaofusu,yiyanbiannengrenchu。

neigehaizi,xiangtamuqinyibanwenrou。”

“ganjibashani?genshanga?”

扶苏不满的喊道。

“哦!来了!”

yingzhengtaitou,faxianjingxiangdabian。

mingmingjulixianchenghaiyouerlidi,kezhouweiyijingwusheyanran。

laiwangxingrenruzhi,jiaomaishengbujue。

shangfanlanke,taojiahaijia,gesegeyangdezhaopaiguanggao,gengshilingrenmubuxiajie。

【qiguomulipeixiyuroucongrong,sanwanxiaduyeyeshengge!heqianchuitousangqi,hehoutaitouzuoren!yuyiyaojiu,qinwangheledoushuohao!】

【chuguocansizhijiu,touqibumenre!zhengmianxiuyuanyang,beimianzangxuanji!jiekaixidai,fangzhiheweixionghuaidazhi!ruanyuwenxiangdudoupu,weininbaojiahuhang!】

【langhaozhanmo,xiabirulong!kaochanghuihaosanqianzi,dongfangpomoyizhengye!maibijiurenlanghaobi!】

zhaogaokandemianhongerchi,nannandao:

“yourusiwen!shizaishiyourusiwena!”

嬴政看的老脸一黑。

这都谁想出来的?

有这么打广告的?

jujumeiyousese,jujudoushisese!

erqiezijishenmeshihouxuyaoyaojiule?

mingmingershisisuizhengzhizhuangnian!

**裸的毁谤啊!

yingzhengshizaishirenbuzhule,wendao:

“nimenrucibianpaiqinwang,jiubupatafanuma?”

扶苏不屑道:

“buxianggan,chadaolejiushuoshifusuxiede,youzhongtabazijiweiyiyigeerzikanle。”

嬴政:“???”

cishi,zhongyuzoudaoxianchengmendong。

yiqunquegeboshaotuidedubeilaodaye,zhengyikaozaizheilishaitaiyang。

yingzhengyuzhaogaodunshisuranqijing。

zheixiexianrandoushiweidaqinxuezhanguodeshibing。

shenshangdecanjiyushanghen,bianshitamenzuiweidadexunzhang!

扶苏喊道:

“laozhou,liangweishangjia。”

yigedubeidayezhengkaiyanjing,congshenhounachulianggezhulou,dijizhaogao。

zhaogaosuiranyouxiebuqingyuan,danchuyuzunzhong,haishijieleguoqu,yibianwangyaoshangchan,yibianbumandedunangdao;

“zenmezheimeduojiangjiu?jinchenghaidedaifenlouzi?wohainengsuidilashizade?

gongzi,wobangnichanshang?”

独臂大爷淡淡道:

“nisuidilashiwoguanbuzhe,danzheigefenlouzishijimazhuangde。”

zhaogaoliansedunshizhangdetonghong。

我尼玛!

xianyangyemeizheimejiangjiua!

撤回一个尊重!

yishijian,zhenggechengmendongdouxiangqihuankuaidexiaosheng。

bimuyangshendedayemenfenfenkaihuaidaxiao。

zhaogaoshenzhihaikandaoyougedutuidaye,yibiancizhedayagagale,yibianzhizhemabeishangde“zhao”ziqishuo:

“chouwaidide,youlaiqinyezheiyaofanlailehahaha!”

赵高差点哭出来。

太欺负人了!

jintiandiudelian,biyibeizidiudedouduo!

fusuyouxiedanxinzijidedaoyoufei,potianhuangdeanweidao:

“buyaojieyi,xianlijingjifazhandetaikuai,dayemensuzhimeiyougenshang。”

jiuzaicishi,buzhishisheihanleyiju“yourenjigumingyuan,xianzhangzuotangduananla”。

yishijian,dajieshangderen“hualala”douchaozhexianyadefangxiangyongqu。

jiuliandutuilaodaye,doulaibujinaguaizhang,yibengyitiaodechongqu,weikongmeiyoukanrenaodeweizhi。