第1章
“woshuoxitongdage，niquedingyingzhengjiushiwodebianyilaodie？”
yunyangchengnei，yifulitanghuangdegongdianwai，yidaoxiaoxiaodeshenyingmeitoujinzhou，shenhoubeizhegexiaobubao，toutoudeduozaiqiangjiao，qiaoshengdiguzhe。
【suzhufangxin，xitongdepandingjueduibuhuiyouwu！】
xitongneijixiebandeshengyinzainaohaizhongchuanlai，lingxiaojiahuojinzhoudemeitouyoushenlebanfen。
tajiaoyingfeiyu，jinnianwusuiban，shihoushihunchuanlaidaozheigeshidai！
yuwushuchuanyuezheyiyang，yichushengtajiuyongyoulechuanyuezhedebiaopei，xitong！
ketazheigexitongqueshifenlingrenwuyu！
熊孩子系统！
gumingsiyi，tayaobutingdexiong，butingdediaopidaodancainenghuodejiangli！
suoyizaizheiwunianbanli，yunyangxianjulongcunsuanshibeitajiaolegefantianfudi，cunlidebaixingduitashiyouaiyouhen！
biekantazhangleyizhanghanguoxiaozhengtaidelian，shenmelashimobierenjiamenban，caizhebierenjiabaicailianxiqinggongshuishangpiaodeshitakemeishaogan！
haidetaniangzheixienianmeishaojicunlirenpeizui！
buguojiuzaibangeyueqian，taneiyizhiyuyuguahuandeniangturandelewanzheng，xunbianliangyiwuguohou，xitongturanfaburenwu，rangtaquzhaozhadiesuanzhang，jianglizeshiyimeiyijinxisuidan，kejieyiqiewanji！
zheibuzhengshitaxuyaodema？
qishizaizheizhiqiantajiuyijingcaidao，taneikumingdeniangqindingshipengdaolezhanan，buranzenmekenengjingchangduizheyimeiyupeikuqi？
rangtameixiangdaodeshi，taneizhadiejingranshishihuangdiyingzheng！
这也就算了！
temedeguanjianxianzaishigongyuanqian210nian！
yejiushishuo，yingzhengjiushizaizheiyiniandedongxunlushangguale！
yuanbenxiangyaozhaohuigongzifusu，rangqijichengdatong。
bucengxiangbeijianchenzhaogaohuotonglisi，cuangailezhaoshu，fugongzihuhaishangwei，youjiangyingzhengshenbiansuoyoudezhongchenquanbuchanchu，liantongyingzhengershiduoweizinvyeweicengxingmian！
xitongzheigeshihoufaburenwurangtaqujizijidezhadieliangbazhang，bujiushibatawanghuokenglituima！
“xitongdage，zanshangliangshangliang，huangerenwuxingbu？”
【buxing，xitongfabuderenwuyaozaiguidingshijianneiwancheng，guoqijiusuanzuofei！】
作废？
那能行吗？
tanianghaidengzhexitongjianglijiumingni！
jingguozheiwunianbandexiangchu，tayuniangqindeganqinghaishihenshende，zenmekenengyanzhengzhengdekanzheniangqinshoubingtongzhemo？
【ruosuzhuwufawanchengxitongfabuderenwu，jiangshouhuizhiqianquanbujiangli，lingxunsuzhu！】
xitongjixieyoubinglengdeshengyinchuanlai，dangzhenshijiaoletayigetouxinliang。
qishizheixieniankaozhexitongjiangli，tadeshenghuodaoyesuanbucuo，houshideneixiewanju、xiaochi，yedelebushao。
chulezheixiezhiwai，haijitazengjialebushaoshuxingdian，shenmemeili、minjie、sudu、wulizhidoubiputongchengnianrenhaiyaogaochubushao！
ruoshimeilexitongbangzhu，bujintaniangdebingwufayizhi，jiuliantazheigewusuibandenaiwawayehennanzaizheigeshidaihuoxialai！
“算你狠！”
wunaizhixia，xiaozhengtaizhinengfangebaiyan。
kanlaijintianzheizhadieshidayededa，budayededa！
zhidaozheiciderenwuhennanwancheng，suoyitabaitianmeiyouxingdong，zaichengneichibaohezu，huadengchushangzhishicailaidaoyingzhengdexinggong。
zheixinggongshiweileyingzhengdongxun，teyixiujian。
gaoqiangqingwa，haiyoubushaorenlaihuixunluo！
haozaiyingfeiyunianjixiao，shenliangyexiao，hennanbeifaxian！
duoguolejiboxunluodeshiweihou，zhongyuzhaodaoleyingzhengdeqingong。
jiezheqingongpangdeyikedashu，yingfeiyucuanshangleqingongdewuding。
xiankailiangpianqingwa，yishuguangtoulechulai。
shihuangdizhengmiansetongkuderouzhetaiyangxue，xianranshentihenbushufu！
“wei！nishiyingzhengma？”
yingfeiyupazaiwuding，naishengnaiqidexunwen。
“嗯？”
yingzhengtoutengdelihai，tingdaoshengyinhousixiadaliang，faxianmeiren，yiweizijihuantingle。
“wei！wennini，nishiyingzhengma？”
jiantameidaliziji，xiaozhengtaizaicifawen。
zheiciyingzhengtingdezhenqie，queshiyourenzaigenzijishuohua，zaicidaliangyiquanhou，xiayishidetaiqitouxiangfangdingkanqu。
guoran，yigechunhongchibaidexiaowawazhengpazaiwuding，zhabazheyishuangkeaidayanjingxiangtaxunwen。
huanzuobieren，cikedeyingzhengbidinghuixuanmenwaideshiweijinmenzhuonacike，kemianduiyigekeaidexiaowawa，yingzhenghaizhenzuobudao！
yigezhitongeryi，nengyoushenmehuaixinsini？
“nishisheijiadehaizi？weihepaodaozhendexinggongdingshangqule？”
嬴政蹙眉询问。
“nixiangaosuwo，nishiyingzhengma？”
yingfeiyuzaicixunwen，xiangyaoquedingqishenfen。
xitongfaburenwudeshijiankuaidaole，tabixuzhunquedezhaodaomubiao！
“meicuo，zhenjiushiyingzheng......！”
yingzhengyangzhetou，kanzheihaiziqiongzhuibushe，lveweidiandiantou，“ganjinxialaiba，shangmianweixian！”
“是你就好！”
yingfeiyuliezuikaixindexiaolexiao，luchuyipaizhengqidexiaoruya，rensheijianledouhuibeimenghua。
yishuangxiaoshoujiangfangdingdeqingzhuanyouxiankaijipian，yigezongshentiaolejinlai，liyongguanxing，yishuangxiaojiaoyagouzhufangliang，zaishangmianzhuanlegequan，wenwendeluodaodimian！
zongshijiujingshachangdeyingzhengkanle，dourenbuzhuyaokuashangyijupiaoliang！
zheilinghuodeshenshou，bubigonglideneixieshiweicha！
kezhengdangtagantanxiaozhengtailinghuodeshenzizhishi，xiaozhengtaizongshenyiyue，shenchuneiroudududexiaoshou，chaozheyingzhengzhaohuguoqu。
啪！
yingzhengcuobujifangdeaileyibazhang！
啪！
haimeidengtafanyingguolai，lingwaiyibianlianyebeixiaoshouzhaohuleyixia！
biekanxiaozhengtainianjixiao，kezheixienianxitongjianglidewulizhiquebushao，jishikongzhileshoushangdelidao，quehaishidaleyingzhengyigelieju！
【ding！gongxisuzhu，wanchengxitongzhuxianrenwu，huodeyijinxisuidanyimei！】
【ding！gongxisuzhu，duodayingzhengyibazhang，chufayinzangrenwu，jiangliyijinxisuidanyimei！】
liangbazhanggangxiaqu，yingfeiyudenaohaizhongbianxiangqixitongneijixiebandeshengyin。
不禁在心中偷笑！
ganggangzhishijuedetaniangzheibeiziyuan，yibazhangyeshida，buruduojizheizhadieyibazhang，meixiangdaohaichufaleyinzangrenwu，huodeleshuangbeijiangli！
“nishinalilaidexiaowawa，weiheturanchushoudazhen？buxianghuolema？”
yingzhengbeizheituruqilaideliangbazhangdadeyimeng，buguojinjinpianketajiufanyingguolai，kanzhemianqianhaimeitatuigaodexiaozhengtai，lvexiannaonu。
diwangdeqichangyeshunjianmimankailai！
jibianrucitahaishimeiyouhanshiwei。
tangtangdaqinhuangdi，beiyigexiaopihaizijidale，shuochuqubugoudiurendele！