xiayike，tabianganjuehunshenyiguniujing。
zaikanshangchengdixiadeqianbao，congqishisigeshangchengbi，bianchenglefujiuqianjiubaiershiliushangchengbi
jiangshiyuekandaozhei，dunshixiangzaimenwaineibangrendexindouyoule。
cishi，menwaijirenhaizaijiaoma，shubuzhi，tamenyijingyaodahuolintou。
“jiantizi？fanleni？zheishiwojiangjia，ganjinjilaozikaimen！”
jiangxingwanghuoqishanglai，zhijieshangjiaochuai。
“chuai，bazheimenchuailan，wojiubuxintamenbukai！”lishizaiyipangqihong。
jiangxingwangwenyan，baihaojiashi，mengdichongxiangyuanmen。
jiuzaitayaozhuangshangyuanmenzhiji，yuanmenturanconglimiandakai。
meilezuli，jiangxingwangdunshishuailegegouchishi。
“哎哟~！”
lishikandaoerzishuaile，limalishengmadao：“jiantizi，sheirangnibamendakaide？”
jiangshiyuetankaishou，yilianwugu。
“bushiniyizhirangrangyaokaimendema？”
李氏一噎。
“huaixingandedongxi，liannidiedouganhai！”
jiangshiyuekebuhuiguanzheta，zhangzuijiuma：“lan**dedongxi，qinsunnvdeshitidoudianjizhemai！”
“ni......sheishuowomenshilaimaineiyatoude？womenshilaijizheiyatouqianfende，neigehaorenjiabahaizizangzaiwuli?”
jiangshiyuelengxiao，“hehe，nimenyouneimehaoxin?pabushixiangjiezhezheigeyoutou，baqinsunnvdeshitimaile？”
jianglaotouyonglichulechuguaizhang，“zhuzui！zhangzuibizuimaishi，nibuyaolian，wohaiyaozheizhanglaolianni！”
suirantadequeyouzheigexinsi，danjuebuyunxubierenmingshuochulai。
zhiyaobashitiwachulai，zaidangzhetamendemianfangjinguancaili，daoshihoukangqunaer，budoushiyouzhetamenjuedingma？
tatediyidazaoguolai，zheishihouqiushou，cunmindouqudiliganhuole，wuluntamenzenmekuhandoumeirenlihui。
“qiaojianlema？guancaiwodourangxingwangmaihaole，weidejiushihaohaoanzangzheiyatou！daodishiwomen**jiadehaizi，wohainengkuidaile？”
jiangshiyuezhuantou，faxianjirenshenhoudequetingfangleyikouguancai，zhibuguo，neiguancaideyongliaoyikanjiushishanghaodehongmu，xunchangbaixinggenbenjiumaibuqi。
“hehe，ye，zheiguancaiyongliaokeshishanghaodehongmua！”
“jiuyuezheiyatoukebupeiyongzheimehaodeguancai，bu，yinggaishuozanmenjiameirennengpeideshangyongzheiguancai，zhiyounina，caipeideshanglei！”
jianglaotouyiting，chadianqideyikoubeiguoqu。
tazhanzhanweiweidetaishouzhizhejiangshiyue，“ni......nizhouwosi！”
“ye，zheizenmeshizhouni？zheihongmuguancaideshidadizhucaiyouqianmai，wozheishipanzheninchengweidadizhuni！”
“dieyeshizhenlihai，haimeichengdadizhuni，jiuyouqianmaizheimepiaoliangdehongmuguancai！”
jianglaotouzenmetingbuchujiangshiyuedehuawaiyin，tazheishizhidaozheiguancaibushijialimaideqide，zaiyinyangni。
tachaobuguojiangshiyue，zhinengbutingdeyongguaizhangchudi。
“咚咚咚~！”
“jiangxingwang，nishengdehaonver！”
jiangxingwangcongdishangpaqilai，“die，bieguanta，zanwazanmende！”
liuchunxingchongchulai，lanzaizhongrengenqian。
“bu，bunengwaa！jiuyuezuoricaixiazang，nimenjinrijiuyaobatawachulai，bushiyaojiaodetabudeanshengma？”
lishizhanchulai，zhihuizhelianggeerxi，“zhangqian，wuchunmei，niliangbatazhuazhu，wolailanzhezheijianyatou！”
liuchunxingduizheliangrenyaotou，“dasao，ersao，kanzaiwangrideqingfenshang，bu......buyao。”
wuchunmeichouchuzhezhanzaiyuandi，tazhuantou，xiaoshengkaikou：“niang，zangyijingzangle，ruoburanjiubiewakaileba？”
lishitaishoujiushiyibazhang，“rangnizhuarennijiuzhua，zaifeihualaoniangdasini！”
wuchunmeihaosiyijingbeidaxiguan，aileyibazhangyebuganhangsheng。
tamamudelaidaoliuchunxingmianqian，shengyindaizhekuqiang：“chunniang，duibuzhu.....”
zhangqianyelaidaoliuchunxingmianqian，“sandimeinipeiheyixia，bierangwonanzuo。”
tashuozhe，shangshouzuanzhuliuchunxingdeshouwan。
“erdimei，nihailengzhezuoshenme？ganjinzhuarena！”
wuchunmeihongzheyan，yongshoulipojiudepazibaozhuliuchunxingdeshouwan，“chunniang，nongtengnilegenwoshuo，woqingqingde。”
zhangqianbailewuchunmeiyiyan，“haizitadie，ganjindongshouba，yihuixiangqinmenhuilaikandaobuhao！”
xianzaidajiadouqutianliganhuo，renyouliuchunxingzenmekuhandoumeiyong。
xianjiangneixiaodeshitimailehuanyibiqian，zaixiangbanfabadadeyemaile，zheiyangliuchunxingrihouxiudepazi，tadounengmeidiaoyidabufendeyinzi。
xiangdaozhei，zhangqianzhuazheliuchunxingdeshougengyongjing。
kanzheliuchunxingtongkuzhengzha，zhangqianxinzhongdeyibuyi。
hehe，nitaotuobulede，guaiguaijiwoxiushoupa，beiwoyazhayibeizi！
jiangxingmaotingdaoxifuzhangqiandehua，naqichanzijiuyaowangfenduineibianzou。
jiangshiyuejianqidishangdemugun，“wokansheiganwa！”
jiangxingwangwangshoulitulekoutuomo，“jiantizi，zuoribeinitouxikanlegenshouzhi，jinrikanwobubanizhengzhishouduoxialai，rangnizhidaosheicaishilaozi！”
lishicumei，“xingwang，bieduoletadeshou，dagebansijiuxing。meileshoukebuhaojiachuqu！”
jiangshiyueyegentaneigeniangyiyang，shengdepiaolianghumeizixiang，yiqiantashishazitabudianji，xianzaitabushale，tahaizhiwangzhebatajiachuquhuanyidabicailiqianni！
jiangshiyueweiweimiyan，zheiyijiazi，bitaxiangxiangzhongdehaiyaoexin。
tawojinshoulidemugun，erhuabushuoduizhejiangxingwangjiushiyigun。
先拿亲爹开涮！
jiangxingwanggenbenbubajiangshiyueneidianziliqifangzaiyanli，feidanzhanzaiyuandibuduo，haijuqishouqujiejiangshiyuedegunzi。
kexiayike，jiangshiyuedegunzihenhenjixia，jiangxingwangfeidanmeijiezhutadegunzi，shouzhouhaijiejieshishiaileyigun。
“咔嚓~！”
jiangxingwanghaojiaoqilai，“a~！”
“niang，wodeshou，wodeshoubeitadaduanle！”
lishimianluzhenjing，“zenmekeneng？jiuzheijiantizineidianerliqi，hainengbanideshoudaduan？”
yaozhidao，wangritanazhutiaochouta，keyiyichouyigezhun，zheixiaojiantizixianggentaheng，haibugoutayigeshoujiutuidao。
jiangshiyueweiweiyixiao，“naishuodedui，woliqizheimexiao，zenmekenengbadiedeshoudaduanni？”
jiangshiyueshuowan，dangzhetamendemianjianggebodaxiaodemugunqingqingyizhe，mugunjiubeizheduanchengliangban。
lishikanzheneibeizhechengliangbandemugun，toupifama。
tayanlekoutuomo，momohoutuiliangbu，“lao......laoda，jiao......jiaoxunzheijianyatou！”
jiangxingmaozuoguanlenonghuo，youdeshiyibaziliqi，genbenjiububajiangshiyuezheidianliqifangzaiyanli。
tanaqitiechan，duizhejiangshiyuejiupaixiaqu。
“buxudawodajiejie！”
jiangpancaichongchulai，lanzaijiangshiyuegenqian。
jiangxingmaokandaojiangpancai，yidiantingshoudeyisidoumeiyou。
tiechanyaoshizhenluoxialai，xiaojiahuodingshihuibeidadetoupoxueliu。
jiangshiyuekandaozhei，yandiyoulenuyi。
tashenshou，wenwenjiezhutiechan，suihouyongliyizhuai，tiechanjiudaoletashouli。
接着，轻轻一捏。
铁铲直接挤压变形。
jiangshiyuebatiechanrouchengyituan，suishoudiudaoyipang。
jiangxingmaokandaozhei，toupiyizhenfama。
neikeshitiechana，tiedea，zaitashoulijiuruangenmiantuanside。
zhei……zheiyatoudeliqi，haokongbu！！！
yaoshijiangshiyuelainiezijidetou，jiangxingmaodalegehanzhan。
“jinimenlianleshiba？”