第1章
“niqinshengfumudoubangnizhaodaole，nihailaizaizheilizuoshenme？”
“ganjincongzheigejialigunchuqu，yaoburanbieguaiwojiaorenbanigoutuidaduan！”
shaoyangmimihuhuzhengkaiyan，erbianchuanlaiyizhenmanmasheng。
tazhijuedenaodaizhakaiyibandeteng，tengdetahunshenlenghanzhiliu。
lingsandejiyiyekaishifuxian，yixietabenyiweibujidedeshiqing，kaishibiandeqingxiqilai。
tamangrandetaiqitou，ruyanshiqingzhuanhongwa，diaidewuyan，caomudemenjian，huangtudimian。
wuzili，jidaorenyingzuozaiyizishang，yigesanshichutounvrenzhengyibiankeguaziyibianchongzhetakoutufenfang。
lindongdetianqi，cigudehanyirangtarenbuzhudaleyigeduosuo，shenshangdepomianaoyedangbuzhulongdongdehanfeng，dantanaodaiqueyuefadeqingxingqilai。
“我居然没死？”
“这怎么可能？”
shaoyangjinghuyishengpaqilai，xiayishijianchazijishenti，guoranchuleyixiedongchuang，meiyouqitawaishang。
tajidehenqingchu，neishi85niankaichun，mengjianguoliangkouzizhaodaotamendeqinshengerzi，jiujiangtazheigeyangziganchumengjia。
tayinweijieshoubulexianshi，jiashangjieliandajizhixiachedifengdian，zuihoulongdongtiandongsizaiqiaoxia。
kerujin，tajuranhuoleguolai。
eryanxiataguizhededifang，tazaishuxibuguo。
zheishitacengjingdejia，dawancunzuiyouqianmengjianguojiadeyuanzi，shijianshi86nianchu，haiyoubudaoyigeyueyingxinchun。
wuneidejigeren，fenbieshimengjiadedajie、erjie、dajiefugenerjiefu，zuihouyigeduozaihoumianheqishuidexiaoyatoushitadexiaomei。
qishuishikele，zaizheiniandai，putongrenjiagenbenbushedeheyipingqishui，danzaimengjiaquehenchangjian。
cishi，yigenianqingrencongliwuzouchulai，chuanzhehuisedemianyi，caizheyishuanglaoshidemianxie，chumenjiuhaqianliantian，dangkandaoshaoyangjuranhaizaideshihou，renbuzhuchixiaodao：“zheigegouzaizihaimeizouni？”
“zenmebuguizhele？tianleng，guijiulexigaiteng？”
“ganjingunba，wohuilaile，zheigejiameiyounideweizhi，yigetidaipin，haixiangzhangjiuzhuzaizheili？”
“搞笑！”
shaoyangkanqinglairen，naohaizhonglimajiuyouleguanyutadejiyi。
cirenjiushimengchao，houlaigaidemingzi，yiqianjiaoliangchao。
bizijidaliangsui，sansuishihoubeirenfanziguaizoule，chilebushaoku。
yangfumuweilejianqingduimengchaodesinian，zaizijiyisuishihouxuanzelingyangleziji。
zheinianyue，nongcunrizibuhaoguo，youderenjiajiezhegaigechuqidechunfengzhuandaobushaoqian，jijialitianzhuanjiawa，rizizhengzhengrishang。
youderenjiachifandoushiwenti。
tanaohaizhongjiyichaoshuiyibanyongxianchulai，tajidemengchaozaiershiyisuibeizhaolehuilai。
yejiushi85niankaichun，tazheigebeilingyangdehaiziyebeisaodichumen，yiwusuoyou。
zheiduidangshideshaoyanglaishuo，wuyiyuqingtianpili，nanyijieshoushishi。
jiusuantabushiyangfumuqinsheng，dandajiayiqichaoxixiangchuzheimeduonian，tazaojiujiangmengjianguoliangkouzidangchengqinshengfumu。
kemengchaohuilai，shaoyangjiubeisaodichumen，songqutaqinshengfumushenbian。
congneizhihou，shaoyangdeshenghuofashengletianfandifudegaibian。
tabeiganchumengjia，huidaoleqingshuicunqinshengfumuyipinruxidejiali。
yuanbensisiwenwendushudeshaoye，rujinyeyaoxiadizhongtian，nongdemanlianwugou，hunshenpolan。
shijiunianyishiwuyoudeshenghuochedifumie，tazhenggerenyishizhijiandoukuadiaole，judadebiangurangtahunhunee。
zaiqinshengfumudeanpaixia，tahenkuaijiehun，qudelaoposhiyigewaiditaonanlaidenvhai，zaineinianyue，naojihuangdedifangbushao，gangchengligongxiaoshe，quxiaolejitilaozuo。
gunianglaojiazaolezai，huobuxiaqupaochulai，zhiyaojiyikoufanchi，jiuyuanyijiajita。
shaoyangbunengjieshouzheizhongmingyun。
benlaijiubushitadecuoa。
shimengjianguoliangfuqidiulehaizi，ranhouxuanzeshouyangdeta，yiciweijiexinlidechuangshang。
都说由奢入俭难。
jiaruyikaishishaoyangjiuzaizijipinkunfumushenbianzhangda，meixiangshouguowuzhishenghuo，tayexujiushiyigetashikengandenongmin，meitianzaochuwanguihelidibozhong，xinlibuhuiyourenheluocha。
kemengjianguoliangkouzishouyangleta，rangtazaiyouwodeshenghuozhongzhangda，queturanyoupaoqileta，rangtayiwusuoyou，zheijudadexinliluocha，tazenmekenengjieshoudele？！
suoyigangbeiganchujiamendejigeyue，shaoyangjianxinmengjianguofufuduitashiyouganqingde。
gesanchawutajiutoupaohuiqu，xiangyaomengjiazhongxinjienaziji。
zaishaoyangkanlai，shibaniandeyangyuzhien，bushishuoduanjiunengduande。
tamenxinliyeyidingshiaizheziji，duizijiyouganqing。
qichumengjianguofufuhaihuichulaijianjianta，saijigeqianrangtalikai。
zaiwanghoumengjianguofufuliankandoubukantayiyan，youzhejialirenjiangshaoyangdafazou。
zhidaoyouyici，suansuanshijianyinggaishinianhou，tazaicilaidaomengjia，qiahaozaimenqianpengdaomengjianguoliangkouzi。
“爹，娘！”
shaoyangdangshizhijieguizaidishangketou，“erzihuilaikannimenle，erzizhirennimenshiwodiema，qiunimenbieganwozou。”
“nizenmeyoulaile？！”
mengjianguoyiliandeyane，“bushigaosuguoni，womenjiameinizheigeerzi，niyebushiwomenerzi！”
liangmeiyilianxianqi，meihaoqidao：“mengchaohuijiale，zheicaishiwomenqinerzi，mengyang......bu，shaoyang！niganjinzou，jinhoubiechuxianzaiwomenmianqian！”
“zheimeduocidoubujianni，nixinliyidianshuyemeiyou？lianpizenmeneimehou？！”
mengchaojiuzhanzaiyipang，kanzhedishangketouqiqiudeshaoyang，yanzhongshanguoyimohenla，zhaohujialidebanggong，duizheshaoyangyidungunbangsihou。
“da，jiwohenhendedazheigebuyaoliande，baichibaiheyangletashibanian，haixiangyaolaishangwomenjiale。”
mengjianguozaiyipangehenhendedahan。
liangmeiyeshirangrenhenhendasishaoyang。
neiyitianshaoyangbiantilinshanglikai，zhenggerenshihunluopohuidaozijidetupeifang。
tuikaijiamen，quekandaozijiqulaidebianyixifudiaozaifangliangshang，erzaibianyixifujiaoxiazeshiyigemupen，mupenneiananjingjingtangzhelianggeyinger。
yinanyinv，fenpupudexiaolianhaosishuizheleyiban。
neiyike，shaoyangzhijuedezijiyanjinglikandaodedoushixuese，xuesedezhuguang，xuesededimian，xuesederen。
tachedifengle，meiyouqukanwangzijideqinshengfumu，dadongtiantaoyesidecongjialipaochuqu。
naohaizhongzhiyaoyixiangdaozijilaopo，xiangdaozijidelianggehaizicansijiazhong，shaoyangyikexinjiugenzhenzhayiyangteng。
hunhuneesanshiduonian，zhidaodongsizaiqiaodongzhong。
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“laotiandaiwobuboa。”
shaoyangzhongzhongchuleyikouqi，zhenggerennanyiyanshizhongshenghoudeqiexi。
tataitoukanleyiyanmengchao，kanlewuneidajie、erjiezheixieren。
tamenbinglengdeyanshenyijingbuzainengcitongta，fanerrangtachedirenqingyangfumujiadezheiqunren。
zheiyishi，tayaozhongxinlaiguo。
tayaomibusuofandeguocuo，rangyiqiedoubiandegenghao！